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the "is" game
A retarded idea I just now had. I start out by posting a noun (person/place/thing/idea) and the word "is" after it (or the word "are" if the noun is plural), and the next person says what is it, can be funny or not, true or not, doesn't matter, then they state another noun, and so on. For example:
me: a cow is... you: really fat you: my mom is... next person: a woman get it? Good. Now lets start this thing... the Internet is... |
Re: the "is" game
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my penis is... |
like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Pornography is... |
very naughty, but very sexy.
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damn it sadistikdreams, you killed the game. Ok, lets get it going again...
boobs are... |
very beautiful
The TFP is... |
ice cream after a tonsilectomy.
A rubik's cube is... |
very annoying, but fun.
My robot is... |
easily turned on (pun intended)
The sky is... |
blue, with partial clouds.
feh. watch me not kill the game again. Pamela Anderson is... |
absolutely fucking gorgeous.
pam's tits are...... (hopeing "are" works as well as "is")(if not....my apologizes) |
so fake you could use them to prop up a table.
"are" works perfectly when the noun is plural. I should change the rules to accomodate for this... A diamond ring is... |
nice but true love is better! :D
Sex is... |
fun with Minx.
music is....... |
A sure way into HER pants.
Marriage is |
in my unavoidable nearish future.
My future is... |
uncertain. Try again.
My magic 8-ball is... |
broken. Take it back to the manufacturer.
All my CD's are... |
scratched, you're out of luck.
My mp3's are... |
all boy bands known to man!
Sunday's are... |
For easy lovin'.
All your base... |
are belong to us.
Bowling is.... |
fun to take the skinheads to.
Michael Jackson is... |
Not REALLY white!
Breakfast cereal is... |
a quick breakfast
A pussy is.... |
another name for a cat.
A Dick is... |
another name for Richard.
Kristin Kreuk is... |
the chick in the deep clean cream cleanser commercials.
punk rock is... |
teh sux0rz
pwnage is... |
God.
Bones is... |
a fignant of our imagination
Pus is... |
nasty smelling, but a good lubricant.
Charo is... |
... way past her prime.
porridge is |
what they're eating in the "goop" scene from Matrix one.
The Tower of Babble is... |
...made of Spam!
Spam is |
Too tall.
Dr. Pepper is... |
an overrated variation on good old-fashioned cherry cola.
Sweatpants are... |
very comfy.
Me is... |
a short word.
Childhood is |
for the young
fark is... |
a great place to read obscure news
Newspapers are... |
great blankets when you're asleep on someone's lawn.
Tug boats are |
a good place for a lesbo porno shoot.
The Man Show is... |
my only reliable source of vanessay kay
fathers day is/was... |
one of 365 days in a year.
The moon is... |
...pretty far away, I've heard.
Rush Limbaugh is... |
a big fat idiot.
Howard Stern is... |
a fucked up freak.
weiners are..... |
good on buns.
Pink lemonade is |
better than yellow lemonade.
calculators are |
helpful in math class
New York is.... |
my kind of town.
paper plates are..... |
nothing unless they are Chinette.
AOL Instant Messenger is |
pissing me off!
Chuck Norris is... |
a horrible actor.
The 4th of July is |
the day after the 3rd of july.
Christmas is |
The day my grandma was born. Oh, and that Christ guy too.
Macguyver is... |
making a bomb out of some chicken wire and toothpaste.
Bottled water is |
better than drinking from a ditch.
Darth Vader is... |
not my father.
Yoda is |
Ponch, now and forever.
CHiPS is... |
chips written with capital letters in weid places.
My keyboard is... |
really old, all the letters are starting to come off :( .
John Tesh is |
a wanker.
Wall to wall shag carpet is |
...great for losing loose change in.
baseball bats are... |
not dildos.
anne rice is... |
is not a dish to be served if you are expecting the cops over. Nor is any rice dish made with woman with any other first name.
a dog is... |
humping my leg.
The carpet is... |
shagg
schoolgirls are... |
too young
The blondes on fox news are... |
nowhere near as asthetically pleasing as Minx's
Celine Dion is |
some guy.
Catherine Bell is... |
looking mighty nice!
Meridae'n is .... |
yet another dude.
Your mom is... |
someone who used to be a dude.
Berilium is |
spelled wrong.
Sanford and Son is |
...now off the air.
funky winkerbean... |
is a great porn name.
God is |
an opinion.
the color black is.... |
a bit darker then white.
Captian America is.......... |
is dyslexic.
stars and stripes are....... |
words that both and end in S
water is... |
...tasteless but I love it!!!
The weather is... |
beautiful here today!
My boss is... |
in love with you.
M&M's are... |
The latest lesbian all girl band from Russia.
The color of money is.. |
Green, as long as you're in the US
Life is... |
...just a bowl of cherries.
imagination is... |
a song by John Lennon
A rose by any other name is |
a different girl altogether.
Work is |
the curse of the posting class.
Cell phones are |
...overrated.
Intelligence is... |
underrated.
your hands are.... |
cold, get them out of my pants.
Summer is... |
fun.
Sex is... |
physical pleasure.
My kitty is |
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coming soon.
Furious George is |
not curious george
notebook computers are... |
a very good community were teh people are teh ROXORZ!!!11
S-N-O-P-P D-O-double-G is... |
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