|
...still searching for real talent.
Dirty Harry is... |
... curious to know if you feel lucky.
Gonwanaland is... |
...not tourist friendly.
A cup of green tea is... |
...deliriously refreshing.
spelling is... |
a great producer but a bad director.
Towering inferno is |
...great black (ashen) humour.
A Shovel is... |
for manual labor.
Manual labor is... |
...bad for my nails.
manicures are.... |
done after soaking in Palmolive.
Homemade wine is..... |
mostly just antifreeze.
a cleveland steamer is... |
...not the kind of clam you want to dig on the shores of the cuyahoga.
boston blackie is... |
the nemesis of uncle phil.
http://www.normsradio.com/components...on-blackie.jpg Lawyers are like skidmarks because... |
most of them are shitty.
Life without lawyers is... |
....a lot less confusing
The Acadamy Awards are........ |
usually not watched by me, since I don't give a h00t :D
I feel proud of being the starter of one of the "immortal threads" :D Rome in spring is... |
...just as dirty as the rest of the year.
Susan Sarandon is... |
...mature, talented and sexy.
Charlize Theron is... |
ugly.
Alcohol is... |
...clearly affecting Zanders judgement.
Shanghai is... |
... full of Chinese people.
Bombay is... |
...not a city full of wide open spaces.
German jazz music is... |
... a lot like Chinese Polka.
Checkers is... |
...dead, and so's tricky dick.
chess is... |
... a game of strategy that i suck at.
Multimedia is... |
... a buzzword.
A happy medium is... |
...2 packs a day.
Cerebral palsey is... |
... not even a little funny.
Lewis Black is... |
Lewis Black is funny part of the time - Lewis Black, however; is white....
White is.... |
...the color of the birch tree right outside my window.
Irvine, CA is... |
not my favorite place.
death is... |
...is ultimately unavoidable; no one is excluded.
life is... |
... a terminal veneral disease, but a damnsight better than the alternatives.
The universe is... |
Biggern' Texas!
Texas is... |
full of hillbillys.
March is.... |
coming in like a lamb.
Work is... |
how the majority of us survive!
Surviving is.... |
not living.
Cruising the Mediterranean is... |
not done in a lowered Monte Carlo.
The Ho's is |
gettin' uglier every day!
Ugly is... |
....only in perception.
beauty is......... |
only skin deep.
Skin is... |
... your body's largest organ.
The best rock organist is... |
not Willie Nelson!
Willie Nelson is... |
A wrestling move that will get you disqualified.
A pile driver is... |
An illegal wrestling move or a piece of heavy construction equipment.
Equipment is... |
...not to be operated when under the influence of alcohol or certain drugs. HEAVY equipment anyway. :p
Alcohol is... |
fun in a bottle, that will still give you back your deposit.
Mung is... |
... a bit hungover after a night of drinking plum wine with Ling Po and the boys on his Uncle Fu's Sampan.
Cold sake is... |
not much worse than hot sake!
Sake is... |
... the very essence of springtime captured in fire and water.
K'ung Fu-Tze is... |
a really old book.
An old book is... |
...gutenberg's bible.
an old bible, on the other hand, is... |
.....a classic must-have
Having books you don't read is....... |
A little pathetic, but inevitable if you collect books.
Spending time reading "The Sherpas through their Rituals" or "A Cultural History of the Swat Panthans" when you have given up on your anthropoloy degree is... |
...probably still a good idea. :) YOU GO TOPHAT!
Not knowing much about anthropology is... |
...understandable.
'is' is... |
... What WMDs ain't in Iraq.
That Woman is ... |
...not on her hands and knees under my desk counting my testicles over and over again.
"no new taxes" is... |
Something George H.W. Bush wishes he never said.
Roadkill is... |
... not just for breakfast any more.
"I Can't Believe It's Not 'Possum" is... |
...not a phrase we hear to often around here.
Springtime is......... |
.............when all the nice smelling flowers come out.
flowers are........... |
Nature's porn.
Crabgrass makes me.... |
chafe? lol
Dirt is................. |
almost everywhere!
Everywhere is... |
...universal.
that big ball of fire in the sky is... |
....Going to kill us
my mother told me never to.... |
change my underwear.
Broccoli is... |
...the producer of most James Bond movies.
a Chevy Celebrity is... |
not much of a car.
A Corvette is... |
not as cool as a Dodge Viper.
A drunk rich guy is |
Easy pickings for a hot chick!
Saltpeter is...... |
an ingredient of gun powder.
Gun powder is... |
...a horrible seasoning.
The experience of buying a new car is... |
Not too shabby if you get a good deal.
Gasoline Price is... |
....something ya gotta deal with
St. Patrick's Day is.......... |
Wednesday
St. Patrick is... |
My favorite saint.
Green beer is... |
not so colorful coming back up.
Tequila is... |
not so good going down or up.
The worm is mescal is... |
...slightly melancholy, but getting better. Thanks for asking.
A vigorous session of sexual intercourse with sylvia saint is... |
probably way out of most of our leagues.
One with Sophie is... |
...backbreaking.
the true definition of is is... |
A thread killer.
Lunch with Harvey Weinstein is... |
not on my list of "Do's" for tomorrow.
Tomorrow is... |
...something which never knows.
96 quite bitter beings are... |
intrinsically unhappy souls.
Kurt Vonnegut is... |
... not for everyone
1984 is ... |
...........a time I barely remember
2004 is.................. |
hopefully the year we remember as the time we got rid of Bush. (sorry, I just got off the politics page :))
Time is... |
.........an organized format of life.
organizing is........... |
sorta gettin' your shit together.
Gettin' your shit together is... |
a really hard thing to do.
Tapeworms are... |
probably a sure fire way to lose weight!
Losing weight is... |
...the hard part.
putting weight on is... |
...as simple as picking up a midget.
Picking up a midget is... |
...only fun if it's part of a midget tossing contest.
Eating edible undies is... |
a whole lot like eating really bad licorice.
Licorice is... |
...surprisingly easy to insert in a hamster's rectum.
A hamster's rectum is... |
......Is a teeny tiny little thing
a teeny tiny little thing is... |
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