Tophat665

Oh, that'll do nicely.


.... Because the unnoted life is not worth living.

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Everybody stand back, he's gone Postital!

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Tonight he was prepared to get her number.

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After his Outlook crashed, Jeff had to go to extreme lengths to keep his reminders straight.

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Trig Palin, the College years.

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Fremen

An Aussie announcer whispering, "And here ladies and gentlemen, we have what is referred to as the 'Wild Park Piñata'."

or, "Spider-man's lesser known effeminate supervillain, 'The Plizard'!"

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carrot glace

some interesting new creatures in the new viva piñata game

i didnt know piñatas HAD STDs!

teleportation with the latest pixel technology; how a great idea can go horribly wrong

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uncle phil

post THIS!!!

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

Just so this that would like to participate in this round might not have to go through the trouble of back-tracking a page and 3-dozen-odd posts down, I'm bumping your image to this page, Red:
I'm not very good at this but here goes anyway:

The tree-man got a little carried away when he went to the new salon and got shaved and waxed.

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Tophat665

Steve? Oh, he's OK. His bark is worse than his... Well, worse than anything really.

OR

Ribbed for her pleasure.

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OR

Big Bird's family never talked about his disabled brother, Bruce.

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Jetée

I'm not lobbying for anything in particular, but your posted image got me to thinking "where have I seen this before?".

Then I recalled it; this was my last post in the paper artwork gallery. It's even the same color.

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Tophat665

Bump bump bump....

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uncle phil

it's not easy being pink...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

Yeah, sorry. I was off-TFP for a week and a half.

I'm not sure what I was looking for with this picture, but I'll put the winner on this one:
I think it came closest to the lonely feeling I see in this photo.

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Tophat665

Alllllllllrightythen.
Let's see what y'all do with this...

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carrot glace

i didnt realize musicians could be so lonely as this... but then again, this IS band camp

trying to make a new generation of classical music? thats...not how it works...right?

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Jehu

Deliverance goes classical.

Xerxys

I'll show you the REAL G-string!

Fremen

"Here we are, just after Yo-Yo Ma's birth..."

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uncle phil

"It's mine!!! Mine, I tell ya!!!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

OK, it's been a week. carrot glace made me laugh with both of them. Take it away, CG!

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carrot glace

sweet, ill have something posted tomorrow

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carrot glace

have at it

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Tophat665

The new Yellow Peril.

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uncle phil

"a hat! a hat! my duckdom for a hat!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

"Jim Duckins has yet to earn his pirate hat, but Long Duck Silvers might go easy on him."

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carrot glace

choosing a winner tommorrow, hurry up and buy!

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Tophat665

Out of the Bathtubs and into the streets! The revolution will not be televised, but it will be CLEAN!

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carrot glace

WINNER=tophat

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Tophat665

Sorry that took so long. I was out of town and off the grid so long I feared to look at my inbox.

OK, let's give this a try

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carrot glace

this is what narnia has been missing

protecting your home from predators is natural, how you do it is up to you
-a message from the NRA

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Xerxys

"This? Oh, this isn't for the foxes, it's for the other thieving ratbastard squirrels."

OK, I MUST protest. Lately I have been finding the submissions a bit ... underwhelming.

Fremen

A "First Blood" quote..

"There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing, Sir."
"...They drew first blood, not me."

Now mine...

"Ma warned me it was a bit tough in this neck of the woods, but Jesus Jumped-up Christ I need a fucking arsenal just to protect what few nuts I have!" "By the way, I need a zipper."

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uncle phil

"Wolverines? Wolverines? Not on my watch!!!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

coldhands

Squirrelvester Stalone

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-Werner Erhard

Tophat665

Carrot Glace takes this one for the NRA ad.

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carrot glace

thanks top, now for the next image

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Tophat665

A major crash in popsicle futures spelled the end of Merril Lynch as a Blue Chip Stock.

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Dali's "Summer in Pamplona"

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carrot glace

cmon! its a melted-cow-popsicle, this image cant be that bad.
im calling this on saturday night, if noone posts by then, top gets it by default.

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fresnelly

The intense orgasm that followed melted Bessie's face.

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Redlemon

Oh, it's a great image, Carrot. The only problem is, my brain can't caption it.

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Fremen

Nobody makes Paul Bunyan mad. Nobody!

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Tophat665

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carrot glace

thats a winner! go for it fremen

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