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blar 10-20-2004 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett
Umm... we don't have dicks.

lol who said you did??? :lol:

just asking for some input on this "size debate"

mrklixx 10-21-2004 04:10 PM

From the looks of things, this entire thread is now completely moot, because apparently ones' dick size is important enough to boast about, and is directly proportional to whether ones' opinion is valid.

daddio82 10-24-2004 09:27 AM

GOLD BOND POWDER!!! It's the best. For the itchiness and for nicks....

Gamer90 10-27-2004 04:38 PM

Shaving with the M3 power?
 
Have any of you guys tried shaving with the Gillette M3 Power? I wanted to know if it's better then a Mach 3 Turbo for shaving the scrotum and around the base of my unit. How does the vibration feel? Does it offer me a closer shave?

Thanks in advance. :thumbsup:

Tex 10-27-2004 04:47 PM

My g/f and I are about to start to get more "intimate" so I gotta get going with the lower region grooming. I'm about to head to the store to grab the supplies and then undertake operation pube hair removal. :D Wish me luck.. :thumbsup:

Shizukana 10-27-2004 05:18 PM

Good luck!

Bigeffinal 10-28-2004 02:58 PM

I learned so much!
 
So much good advice on shaving!! The right razors and lotions, and cremes... I havent ever had too many problems with it but I've now read 19 pages of people with hairy sacs! I have the urge to shave my balls right now.
Who's with me? :D

Gamer90 10-29-2004 07:27 PM

I bought the M3 power and man it is amazing this thing can really shave your sac!

shortynickel 10-30-2004 12:07 AM

i use the women's silk effects plus and aveeno's therapeutic shave gel...it took several shaves but now i dont get any redness when i shave within a couple of days of each other....also with the razor its alot harder to knick urself....i think i am gonna go take a shower and do it now lol

10-30-2004 03:22 AM

im thinking about trimming mine..

Gamer90 10-31-2004 04:32 PM

Yeah a razor is better I tried to trim with a pair of scissors caught some skin screamed out and never tried again...

Flaymin' 11-01-2004 09:16 AM

Mach3 in shower is all I need. (disposables are for white trash!)
Remember fellers; don't shave your face with the same blade you shave you wang!
I use one blade for my manhood, arms and pits and another for face.

Women : a nice landing strip is nice. Nobody wants to land into a forest. :)

Raleighbum 11-02-2004 06:57 AM

Mach 3 works here well too.

Landing strip - YES! or all smoooth... (tiff teen?)

But what's the deal with not using the same razor.. I know this one guy Heyqi from Island who actually gets kicks out of it in some weird way. :lol:

Should I tell him it's dangerous? :lol:

LoganSnake 11-07-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalibah
say you shave it completly- how long til it grows back? Not to jungle level just back to err normal :?

Took me 3 weeks to grow it back to normal about 1.5 years ago when I was curious. The feeling the next day was horrible. Hair stubs don't belong in that region. I would just recommend trimming once every 2-3 months or so.

Shwang 11-07-2004 07:59 PM

I just have a question.

I'm not sexually active, and just like the feeling of being trimmed down there, but why not use the same one for my face?

For me in regards to the stubble, it doesn't become annoying until 2-4 days after teh shave, or until it gets longer and more stiff. The fine stubble doesn't bother em that much. I find that if I want it very smook not just smooth with the grain, I will shave the 4 main points of the compass rose, and justs take more care on the upstroke, i've nicked myself, but its not that big of a deal, I don't even bother to stem the flow of blood because it stops in a matter of seconds. The first time it happened it freaked me out, but now it doesn't bother me. I don't know how long it takes to gro in to a fairly long level because I just keep trimming it cus I like it smooth except for a patch. And you don't really have to worry about going against the grain on the sac, just take your time if you are nervous.

Hope that will help someone out there.

Willravel 11-08-2004 01:28 PM

Alright, time for more info on the subject.

THE AVERAGE GUY'S EQUIPTMENT IS 3.4 INCHES URNED OFF AND 5.8 INCHES TURNED ON.
A reassuring sstat, but one that makes us look awefully one-dinemsional. Truth is, when the average guy gets aroused, he also ,gets wider (girth grows from 3.8 to 4.9 inches) and hangs lower (testicle size increases by 50%).

You can do better.
There are all sorts of creepy surgical options, but I don't reccomend you try any of them. Instead, play it safe and employ these simple no-scalpel strategies.

Get rid of your butt. Despite the length of his lasso, odds are the Marlboro Man was not hung like a horse. In one study at the University of Claifornia Irvine, researchers measured the penises of smokers and nonsmokers and found that those men who liked to light up were of significantly smaller stature. One theory is that smoking somehow damages penile tissue, eventually making it less elastic and preventing it from stretching.

Thank Dr. Kegal. Everyone's heard of Kegal exercises, the repeated flexing of the pubococygeus (PC) muscles, which control urinary flow. Well, of all the reasons to do them, including the ability to hold out longer during sex, this may be the most compelling: "Develiping your PC muscles may increase the width of your penis a fraction of an inch," says creepy researcher Alex Robboy, from the University of Pennsylvania and the creator of www.howtohavegoodsex.com. To help size reach it's full potential, Robboy reccomends tensing and relaxing your PC muscles at least 20 times a day.

No I realize that's quite disturbing, but the inof is there for those who want it.

Also remember that women get most stimulation from slower thrusts, so slow the hell down. You'll last longer and she'll enjoy it more.

sgt_sweetpants 11-09-2004 08:31 PM

Size
 
It might not be the size that counts but I know it would take a damn long time to get to England in a row boat.

Suave 11-10-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybilly
here's a question for all.... if the average is around 6 inches.. how in the hell is every freaking porn star like 9 inches...?

Because an industry that showcases your penis would naturally attract guys with big fucking penises. I'm surprised you even had to ask that question.

LoganSnake 11-10-2004 08:40 AM

Average size is 5.8? Damn, I thought mine was small [/self esteem boost]

Hey, girls? What's better, length or girth?

blar 11-11-2004 08:12 PM

average is 5.1 5.5 5.873, 6

every study brings different numbers but they all fall into the kinsey studies most men are 5-6 normal range is 5-7

renaldorick 11-12-2004 07:22 PM

yeah, sometimes it itches though

agent79 11-13-2004 09:09 PM

i shaved my balls once, but my gf didnt like. so i dont do it anymore. :(

Psycho Dad 11-14-2004 09:19 PM

I am less concerned with my penis than I am with the fact that I was bored enough tonight to read this whole dick size thread.

Bauh4us 11-20-2004 09:28 PM

I can understand shaving up top, but shaving the balls seems like a risky prospect. The scrotum is not smooth, and the amount of veins and such lurking about make it seem like an uncomfortable/borderline dangerous undertaking. How does one handle such an uneven surface?

black94lt1 11-22-2004 08:34 AM

Nothing to shaving the balls, just lather it up and stretch the skin tight and shave away. I've been doing it for years and never a single nick. :thumbsup:

TNJ4555 11-23-2004 02:21 PM

One joke & One comment:

Joke: A genie grants me one wish. I say I want my dick long enough to touch the floor.
He makes both my legs disappear!

Comment: After a certain age, I have found that the size of the bulge in the back of your pants is ultimately more desirable than the bulge in the front.
i.e. it's the size of your wallet that counts most.

KungFuGuy 11-23-2004 05:33 PM

that's why i gotta wrap it around to the back :D


can't believe i said that. anyways yea ur probably right tnj4555.

on another note, its really cool when a girl sees ur piece for the first time and just lets out a "daaaaammmmmnnnnnn" on impulse :D

paulskinback 11-26-2004 11:11 AM

Been shaving me nuts for 2 years, the girls love it, they'll always lick and suck your balls when they're blowin you.

Scheme 11-30-2004 05:45 AM

ok, this is a very long thread, and I'm thinking of shaving it all off, before this it was only a trim

Im just wondering, how do you go about shaving the testicles, because the skin there isnt too thick. Is it when they are kind of droopy or more sucked in?? (sorry, couldnt explain it any easier)

crowman 11-30-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prescribe
Im just wondering, how do you go about shaving the testicles, because the skin there isnt too thick. Is it when they are kind of droopy or more sucked in?? (sorry, couldnt explain it any easier)

Stretch and stroke...don't be nice.. pull it till you have a smooth suface and run the blade across it.

If your in pouch mode..use caution ( as a newb especially)

I use a generic blade and soap. regularly shaving for years now.. no nicks or cuts.

RCAlyra2004 12-04-2004 08:39 PM

My dick size is not fine... and I want to post about it.

ItaCharm 12-06-2004 11:38 AM

If you have a woman in the house (in my case my wife) I use her Venus razor, balls and shaft. Better than Mach 3 or Turbo. (also rinses better/easier), maybe the blades are further apart.

AquaFox 12-07-2004 09:06 PM

i ussually just keep my pubes trimmed or saved to minimal lengths.. but i havn't shaved in like a month soo it's getting long... i want to figure out a way to maybe leave a patch of hair or something left down there that would look cool... like how girls leave patches down there... but something that would work for a guy and be neat... i tried leaving a small patch above my penis once... but back then i left the top of my pubes there soo people couldn't tell i shaved if my pants ever rode low, but the results of that were bad and i just shaved it.... but now i'm confortable with being all shaven and trim/shave as much hair as i want...

what's stylish with pubes?... and any suggestions or pictures?

mreman4u 12-08-2004 11:08 AM

I like to be smooth. My wife is more willing to suck it then. I also like it when she is smooth.

Watch out for Nare and other similar products. They burn..

black94lt1 12-09-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaFox
what's stylish with pubes?... and any suggestions or pictures?

What I do is wax the equivalent of a male brazilian, so I have a patch abotu 1 1/2 inches wide by 3 inches long above the penis, and that I keep clipped to about 1/4 inch.

quagmire 12-09-2004 03:07 PM

I am getting ready to buy my girlfriend a Brazillian waxing... I normally keep things trimmed very close for myself, and she really enjoys it too. It's nice when she compliments me on my grooming. I try to do the same.

paulskinback 12-11-2004 07:51 AM

I'd been shaving me nuts for a while, and after eading this thread last week decided to take it all off, so one night (while drunk, dangerous I know) I got out the mach 3 razor, lathered up and took it all away. Looked great but once you get started, its hard to know when to stop - I didn't realise how fucking hairy I was. Got to my pant line and it looked strange, so I took it all of my belly too. Then i was left with my hairy chest (which isnt REALLY hairy like some gorilla alpha males you see). and hairy legs, where do you stop?!

Oh yeah and once you do shave, you can't go back coz it grows back like velcro.

Happy shaving guys, the girls love the fact that you take care of your pubes and they get less in their mouth when doing the business. never had my barse licked before doing this (the bit of skin between your balls and arse)!

AquaFox 12-11-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

There's something I know
That no one else does
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret

I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin'

Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different

I've got a secret, my own little secret
No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret.

Shhh don't tell, Shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger...?

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin!

Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin naughty

I gave myself a haircut, don't tell
I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell
I've got a secret, don't tell
It's my own secret

I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I feel so special ....?
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Richard

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!

I can wear my pants, extra low tonight

My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get lost

I had a secret, don't tell
But now you know my secret, don't tell
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trim my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!

adam sandler's song about shaving and trimming .... lol

Jonsgirl 12-19-2004 08:57 AM

Ok, This was so hilarious I had to share it.

http://www.entensity.net/temp/121704...ngaccident.jpg

AquaFox 12-19-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
Ok, This was so hilarious I had to share it.

http://www.entensity.net/temp/121704...ngaccident.jpg


theres some truely odd people out there :lol:


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