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gxun 09-24-2004 09:13 PM

hello everybody,i am a chinese .It's the first time to come this web!!!
I feel happy..........

crazybilly 09-26-2004 10:09 PM

im an average guy and i hang to the left everyday.

skier 09-26-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
hahahaha. This thread is funny. According to Men's Health: 5.7" erect is 100% average FOR ALL RACES. Stop worrying.

I call shenanagians. I'm too lazy to back this up so look ongoogle yourself. Asian men on average are smaller than caucasian men, who are smaller on average than black males.

5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.

Willravel 09-26-2004 10:49 PM

Don't argue with me, argue with Men's Health.

DJ Happy 09-27-2004 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skier
5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.

This is not the way averages work.

blahblah454 09-29-2004 09:41 PM

well one chick i slept with it was honestly like "is it in yet?" and thats just cause she was a freakin fister, and my dick isnt nearly as wide as a fist (thank God)

ChrisJericho 10-02-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Happy
This is not the way averages work.

AHHAHA Yup.

Suave 10-02-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahlerIsGod
I am sorry if this is a stupid question but would it help to shave whilst erect? Making the skin a little more taut and less "baggy?" Just wondering.

It would, but since the erection is from an enormous amount of blood pumping into your organ, should you knick yourself, you might have a slight problem on your hands (or in your pants).

edit: Most private places in a shared bathroom: bathroom stalls. If you're discreet enough, they might just think you're beating off. :P

As far as itching, there may be lotions or something you can use, but as a rule, shaving leads to itching and thou must reap what thy hath sown.

Ofirethorn 10-03-2004 09:57 PM

Good Oral Skills make up for a lot of Size issue thankfully I am gurthy, but not long, but I still use lots of toungue.

Suave 10-03-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodhead
So how the hell did the Polynesians get to Hawaii in the first place? The Titanic?

Haha! That's gold.

Anyways, if a girl ever says you're small (insultingly), tell her she's blown-out. That'll shut her up.

FeelMyPain 10-06-2004 07:36 PM

edited out text.

tarvuz 10-06-2004 11:23 PM

I have discovered that most women care a good deal about size but do not want to tell that to small dicked men.

Flyguy 10-06-2004 11:32 PM

Any woman who says that she doesn't care about size must've never had a large dick.

Argus 10-07-2004 06:52 PM

Find electric razor called "Finishing Touch" it gets as close as any razor I have ever used, and NEVER cuts. Look it up online you can order one, and they cost next to nothing. Trust me on this one... anyone who does any yard work down there will never use anythign else. Its also quick, which is a bonus if lady friend is on the way over and you wanna look your best.

NickKell 10-08-2004 02:16 PM

Where are you measuring from?

fped3 10-08-2004 06:16 PM

it's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, BUT the length of the voyage!!!!!!!!!!

Shizukana 10-08-2004 07:26 PM

A twist on that -

It's not the size of the ship... but, then again, the pilgrims didn't get here from England in a rowboat, either.

joeyaz 10-08-2004 07:31 PM

Thanks to this thread I decided to try shaving for once.. I've been wanting to for awhile but never got around to it. I mentioned it to my gf and we got into a fight about it. She wanted to know who I was doing it for since she doesn't like it.. :|

blar 10-09-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarvuz
I have discovered that most women care a good deal about size but do not want to tell that to small dicked men.

really? please explain more

wild weeds 10-11-2004 01:58 AM

size doesnt matter,
it depends upun how you eat it...

wild weeds

malomar00 10-11-2004 08:38 AM

A girl friend of mine says she dated a guy that felt inadequate next to a tube of chapstick. She said it was too small to enjoy and she could never marry him because of it. She liked his personality and all but the size was too small. She's no size queen either, it was just THAT small. I feel bad for someone that small.

Suave 10-11-2004 04:37 PM

If that chapstick guy is like that erect, he's in a very small (yes, I went there) minority. I believe the scientific term for that is "micropenis". And while asthetically, size can matter, and on the extreme ends it does, I think most of the "does size matter" questions are regarding having a penis that is smaller, but within normal boundaries (I've not seen many questions on "is my penis too big?" :P ). If it is on the "small side", then there's nothing short of surgery that you can really do about it, so just try to ignore the size.

Kalibah 10-12-2004 04:38 PM

say you shave it completly- how long til it grows back? Not to jungle level just back to err normal :?

coash 10-12-2004 10:16 PM

where's that pic where a guy took a pic of his 1" dick that looks like a nipple

tehpronking 10-13-2004 03:54 PM

It takes about two and a half weeks for me...

Kalibah 10-13-2004 06:01 PM

k just curious if i ever decide too how long id have to live with it ;) ty

Willravel 10-13-2004 09:09 PM

I find that lettuce or a hot dog bun really dresses it up. Either that or a tiny bowler hat and glasses. Maybe put it next to something small, like legos.
In all seriousness, if you are more than 5.7", you're larger than the average. If you're less you're under the average. Unless you are under 4.5" erect, you should be able to make up for it. There are surgeries out there, but I've heard they take away from the sensation.

Hishi 10-15-2004 12:12 PM

I'm gonna have to measure now, i haven't done that since school, no complints so far though and i don't think i'm anything abover slightly over average.

lefro99 10-15-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diddagirl
Wow... the majority of people want the girl shaven, or almost shaven. Now are you guys gonna shave it clean for us too??!?

If i shave then a girl has to be shaven. Just fair

drewpy 10-15-2004 08:58 PM

That Halx dude knows his stuff. Exact - I mean exact - same program here. A little added touch however - use a high-quality shaving oil (i.e. Dermalogica, king of shave (unmentholated) etc.) and you're left with extra silky smooth skin ... that shaving oil and hot water in the shower ... can't beat it with a stick ...

raiders4610 10-16-2004 07:49 PM

its about time somebody said that

mighty_whitey 10-18-2004 08:56 AM

Shaving is much better. If I want my wife shaved she insists that I shave as well. And if you shave often enough the itching is not that bad.

molly123 10-18-2004 09:07 AM

guys should just trim, not shave. Women should definitely shave though.

crazybilly 10-18-2004 10:52 PM

here's a question for all.... if the average is around 6 inches.. how in the hell is every freaking porn star like 9 inches...?

shAzb0t 10-19-2004 12:30 AM

i've found a pretty easy routine, every three days or so i shave in the shower with soap and a mach3 around the landing strip and all over the balls. every 2 weeks i just trim what i don't shave to a decent level with some mini scissors (carefully). so far this has been easy and doesn't itch at all (unless you leave the parts you shave a bit too long)

Shizukana 10-19-2004 09:11 AM

Here's another question - if the average man can jump 28", how come NFL cornerbacks or players in the NBA have 36" vertical leaps?

While I'm sure it's not a prerequisite to have a huge schlong, I also bet it doesn't hurt the job hunt any.

blar 10-19-2004 02:49 PM

where is the ladies on this subject :p

Averett 10-20-2004 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by blar
where is the ladies on this subject :p

Umm... we don't have dicks.

CatharticWeek 10-20-2004 05:39 AM

This thread, despite it's name has done nothing but shame my 6" penis

meh, I'm over it....

PDOUBLEOP 10-20-2004 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett
Umm... we don't have dicks.

Would you like one???? :D


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