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HYEHORSE 02-27-2004 01:09 PM

shaving for me is a procedure. you start by taking a trimmer and getting rid of the junk you dont want. for a guy, you have to keep a little hair, otherwise you end up looking like a 10 year old little boy waiting for puberty. i like to then trim down what ive kept, a little patch. then it's time to put the mach 3 to work and clean it up. for those of you who have never shaved... no better feeling in the world than a women's tongue on your freshly shaved balls.

cathiihtac 02-28-2004 12:21 PM

Alright now, guys...you want usto be shaved up. what makes you any different? AT LEAST get out a shaver and trim the limbs on the forest trees. You know??? :)

VF19 02-28-2004 01:33 PM

I just shaved it all off, ass too. Feels so much cleaner.
Just go with the grain, or use tons of shaving creme when you go against.

motdakasha 03-02-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HYEHORSE
for a guy, you have to keep a little hair, otherwise you end up looking like a 10 year old little boy waiting for puberty.
And if this is how you feel about men shaving, then you can't justly expect a woman to shave 100% because it's the same feeling only a different gender.

AlCap0wn 03-03-2004 08:35 PM

Question for the shaven men. I've been powdering with Gold Bond, but since that's not exactly good to ingest for the ladies, I need an alternative. I could always wash the twig and berries before getting down to business, but sometimes we'd just prefer to go at it without the pause in the middle. And cold water on the cojones isn't exactly a thrill. :P

Suggestions? Talcum powder perhaps? Not tasty by any means, but not toxic either.

Mephex 03-03-2004 08:59 PM

Johnsons Baby Powder and Cool Water cologne :)

qtpye4u84 03-05-2004 03:20 AM

You do not have to powder it after shaving have you tryed waxing? with out hair down there I heard from a friend of mine it makes the guy look way bigger so ladys like it, mainly becuase no long hair in our mouth or to find in our thongs so if your not going to shave it at least for us women please trim it. I my self like to keep a landing strip thats what us ladys call it down the middle.

qtpye4u84 03-05-2004 03:38 AM

Well, us women like said before can only feel the 1st 4 inches or less into are vagina. If you have a big one it could cause pain due to it pushing up against our intestines or it might not fit lol so to get off some women think about big ones because they like it rough which is always good but the smaller they are the faster women can get an orgas. To bad women were made with such a hard thing to please at least your penis isnt hidden. So i am jealious about the fact that guys have more orgas. then women!

AlCap0wn 03-06-2004 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qtpye4u84
You do not have to powder it after shaving have you tryed waxing? with out hair down there I heard from a friend of mine it makes the guy look way bigger so ladys like it, mainly becuase no long hair in our mouth or to find in our thongs so if your not going to shave it at least for us women please trim it. I my self like to keep a landing strip thats what us ladys call it down the middle.
Either you're not a guy, or you've never shaved your balls.

Having your scrotum stick to your leg is not a pleasant feeling. Powdering also helps it feel softer and "cooler" - IMO.

Mephex - thanks for the suggestion. :D

qtpye4u84 03-08-2004 10:12 PM

well not all ppl have to use powder like normal when they get sticky lol pull them re adjust your self well I think the best powder to use is baby powder most doc's tell you that but in my opinion make sure it has NO purfumes or any sents that can make it worse, or even sting a barnd new razor every time will make it not sting as much, and when you trim it that looks good to then you wont have to shave it just make it really short and shave the bottom part of the shaft where some ppl have hair thats the easy part but yea lol i am not a guy but I have a second job in a place where I make sure make up and hair problems are taken care of I am not talking about a morge a braz. wax makes the skin look soft but I dont think normal guys that arent in the buisness will probably do that.:cool:

Taliesin 03-08-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qtpye4u84
well not all ppl have to use powder like normal when they get sticky lol pull them re adjust your self well I think the best powder to use is baby powder most doc's tell you that but in my opinion make sure it has NO purfumes or any sents that can make it worse, or even sting a barnd new razor every time will make it not sting as much, and when you trim it that looks good to then you wont have to shave it just make it really short and shave the bottom part of the shaft where some ppl have hair thats the easy part but yea lol i am not a guy but I have a second job in a place where I make sure make up and hair problems are taken care of I am not talking about a morge a braz. wax makes the skin look soft but I dont think normal guys that arent in the buisness will probably do that.:cool:
................ <- Those are the full stops you were looking for :)

Averett 03-10-2004 06:06 PM

Woah. Somebody has to learn the art of sentances...

I've been shaving for quite awhile now, and I've found that the area that I shave has been growing in at a slower rate. Which is cool :)

Bleed Me Dry 03-11-2004 11:46 AM

Size doesn't matter...as long as the person you're fucking enjoys it.

cynicalgrrlll 03-11-2004 03:27 PM

Bikini line Ahhh!
 
Okay I need to know, what to do in order to prevent razor burn and ingrown hairs when shaving or waxing my bikini line. Does anybody know anything that really works or use a product that does? This has been a problem for me since I hit puberety!
How do the women in titled exhibition stay so smooth looking? Please help! I'll give you a cookie!

YaWhateva 03-11-2004 03:38 PM

i shaved all of the time before, but my girlfriend likes the hair, so i just trim it now. she keeps herself "groomed" though. kinda weird cuz every other girl has liked it shaven.

hannukah harry 03-11-2004 04:46 PM

uhm, you might want to post in the ladies lounge, they would definatly have a better idea then any guys would, i would think. and it may have also been asked there before.

mastboyx 03-11-2004 11:21 PM

well yeah but what about waxing girl? i heard that helps,, right?

qtpye4u84 03-12-2004 01:35 AM

use a new razor ever time and maybe baby oil when your done shaving? Get shaving cream that always feels good, have you tryed a mans razor get the one with the 4 blades mens razors bend too to shave closer or they have the razor called venis for girls its almost like a guys razor it work reall good i love it.
the more blades the closer you can shave with out going over the same place twice,

fallenangel 03-12-2004 08:00 PM

a friend of mine told me if you scrubbed the area (exfoliated if you're a chick) with a cloth or a little pouffy thing, then it'll help loosen the hair folicle then just shave downward i guess... that's all i got

J_Capeci 03-20-2004 01:39 PM

Sue Johansson, the sexpert on the Sunday Night Sex show, explains that a four inch penis is fine, since the sensitive nerves inside the vagina stop after four inches upward or so. True, it's probably possible to be too small(three inches or less), but as long as you're four you have nothing to worry about.
Who would want an 8 or 9 inch penis anyway? It would just be uncomfortable, and wouldn't add anything to your lovers sexual sensation.

BoCo 03-21-2004 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
So learn to move your hips, brush up on the oral sex, don't give your tiny pecker a second thought and you'll do just fine.
This coming from the owner of the White Snake. Like telling a po' man he'll be just fine making $4/hr. :p

phunktastic 03-23-2004 01:37 PM

Wow,, 17 pages of stuff. Just thought I'd throw my own post in, although I'm sure these opinions have been stated already.

I keep everything shaved but above the shaft, which is kept trimmed closely. I find it works best when I do it after getting out of a warm shower, and using a mach3 with no shaving cream or anything. Go with the grain for a few passes to get the long stuff (if I haven't done it in awhile) and then with a few times until everything else it taken care of.

Its amazing how smooth everything feels! If anybody is scared of cutting their balls off, theres nothing to be scared of. Just be extremely careful at first, and eventually you'll build up confidence that nothings going to get sliced off. My biggest worry is using the scissors to trim all the surrounding areas up. Being dead tired in a warm bathroom with your leg propped up on the sink and a sharp object moving around within inches of some vital blood paths can't be the safest position to be in.

03-23-2004 11:23 PM

Is there any danger with shaving with Sabaecus Prominence (lil harmless fleshy bumps on teh penis/sac)?

Lunchbox7 03-27-2004 02:23 PM

Size Doesnt matter?
 
OK most of you ladies have said in past threads that penis size doesnt matter. I have noticed amongst a heap of friends and reading in the literature that womans behavioural practices lead to believe that size does matter. As most of you ladies have previously said that its not the size but how you use it that matters, I ask you girls to clarify for all the guys out there exactly how are they meant to use it? Its the use of the equipment that matters strongly implies that there is a right way and a wrong way. What is the right way? What is the wrong way? C'mon girls, educate the men of the world and increase the sexual pleasure your likely to recieve as a result.

bermuDa 03-27-2004 03:33 PM

size does matter, All those sayings to the contrary essentially mean that you can't fight genetics, so you might as well make do with what you've got. If you are good at what you do, then size matters less.

The only way to know the right and wrong way to do it is by good old trial and error.

rsl12 03-27-2004 05:14 PM

also--there are plenty of 'small' woman who dislike anything toooo big.

MSD 03-27-2004 09:47 PM

All the women who say it doesn't matter only exist online. Any real-life woman will tell you that they're full of shit. Of course, you can assume that at the point in a relationship when she sees it, if she'll leave you over size, she isn't worth being with anyway.

Nancy 03-28-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
size does matter. If you are good at what you do, then size matters less.


exactly

Jesus Pimp 03-28-2004 11:03 AM

So how small is too small?

sillygirl 03-28-2004 11:04 AM

If I can't feel it, it's too small...

If you hear her say, "Is it in yet?" It's too small.

:p

03-28-2004 12:11 PM

Yeah, size matters, but its not a case of "bigger the better", it's whatever works for the person you're with. Women are different sizes too, so it all has to work together

just my two cents....

Seaver 03-28-2004 12:51 PM

I'm not exactly a small man, in stature or well... in statue...

But I do have one suggestion, if you're afraid you may be on the small size, double down on the oral.

Seriously, I read a poll once that said 70% of women can not orgasm during penetration. So thats a huge majority of women who need oral to get off, get good at that I'm sure they wont give 2 shits if your member is below average.

SiN 03-28-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Untitled
Yeah, size matters, but its not a case of "bigger the better", it's whatever works for the person you're with. Women are different sizes to, so it all has to work together

just my two cents....

Yeps, wise words. It's all personal..and I suppose I would agree with the 'size doesn't matter' being a myth...but so is 'bigger is better' ;)

analog 03-28-2004 01:31 PM

1. I know that I am (by all accounts) great in bed.

2. I know this has little to do with my penis size, which is average, and more to do with the other things I do with my tongue, hands, fingers, etc. ;)

Averett 03-28-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
If you hear her say, "Is it in yet?" It's too small.

:p

Hee! I can imagine that is the worst thing for any guy to hear...

telekineticfool 03-29-2004 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
If I can't feel it, it's too small...

If you hear her say, "Is it in yet?" It's too small.

:p

I feel sorry for both you and the guys you've slept with if you've had to do either of those, hehe.

telekinetic 03-29-2004 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J_Capeci
Who would want an 8 or 9 inch penis anyway? It would just be uncomfortable, and wouldn't add anything to your lovers sexual sensation.
I'm in that range and I have never gotten any complaints about it being uncomfortable......until reading this thread, I didn't realize '8 or 9' was "big" (figured I was about average...haven't seen many dicks except porn, hehe)...my idea of 'big' was the 11 or 12, as one of my ex's slept with a guy with an 11" dick and said it hurt her, AND he didn't know what he was doing--He thought being long would be enough, all he ended up doing was bruising her cervix-not a fun time.

I would imagine that you can be a bad lover with a big dick, and a good lover with a small dick...there are probably about the same amount of both out there.

iamnormal 03-29-2004 09:28 PM

When your avg or bigger doesn't the pizza factor work for you?

I doubt the pizza factor would work for me.

iamtheone 03-30-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cynicalgrrlll
Okay I need to know, what to do in order to prevent razor burn and ingrown hairs when shaving or waxing my bikini line. Does anybody know anything that really works or use a product that does? This has been a problem for me since I hit puberety!
How do the women in titled exhibition stay so smooth looking? Please help! I'll give you a cookie!

shave downward and use lots of cream and lotion afterwards. Always comes out smooth as butter!

Eugeni 03-31-2004 05:38 AM

My girlfriend says my dick is huge. She is so cute because she wants to make me feel good. And it works. I feel really good.


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