waxxing your butt...
 

k kind of a weird question, but i've read threads about shaving your pubes and other body hair, but does anyone here, male or female, wax their own ass-crack? or do you have it professionally done?

if you're a DIY, what brand works best, how's it done, etc...

TIA :)

Man, that HAS to hurt. I puckered just thinking about it.

well, after getting some exposure (ok, a lot of exposure) to porno flix, i wonder how these women get their asses and area around their assholes so clean-shaven. i assume it's wax, but damn, that's gotta be painful...

Two Words... Duece Bigalo


You should watch that.

Dumbnutofak, it just got added to my 'things to do' list.

so you're suggesting a professional wax job then, not a DIY?

I've wondered too. Shaving can be perilous and you get that nasty itch...

Wondering if anyone has come up with "creative patterns" I've seen women do it, but their hair down there is much more conducive to it.

thanks slimshaydee...didn't think to look there, that was genitals, not asscrack ;) i'll check it out later, though!

lol BTW I have never had my ass waxed...but in that movie they do it to him....so you can get an idea how it is done.

DIY!?!? Damn! I'm tough but not that tough.
(But after thinking about it for a while......hmmmm? that might be quite a rush)

I haven't ever been waxed, it just looks way too painful. However, my girlfriend gets her vagina and ass waxed, which I LOVE.

she does it herself or gets it professionally done?

Call up some salons and see if they do men. You'd be suprised at how many do... I had a bikini wax last summer, and while it hurt like holy hell it was worth it. I haven't done it again since nobody has come in contact with that area :( but I would if such an occasion would present itself again.

This thread makes me giggle :lol:

Well, not necessarly.... In this case you've just got something huge ramming you. Not always a good thing.

Mine brings me great joy, regardless of it's size....... Just don't ask the wife...heh heh

Just shaved the boys for the first time and trimmed everything else really close. It feels great! It was a lot easier than I thought. I was afraid I'd rip my sack open and have to make a trip to the emergency room!

Now I just need to find a girl to appreciate all the hard work I put into my nether regions :)

Mostly true. In my psych class I was told the average length was about 6 inches with a standard deviation of 1 inch. So basically pretty much all of us fall into the 5-7 inch range.

The thing about the vaginal nerves is ABSOLUTELY true. After about 4 inches there's not very many nerves, most of the nerves are concentrated on the outside, especially around the clitoris (duh). However, while the length might not matter, the thickness does. Thicker = more surface area for friction. Yes, a big penis might be a psychological turn on for a chick.... but it works both ways. I know I personally would be more turned on by getting it on with a chick with C cups than the same chick with A cups, even though breast size doesn't have anything to do with what's going on down below.

So yeah, if you're between 5-7 inches don't worry.

Yo!, Tripod! Easy for you to say. :D

Roger, Wilco.

bald is beautiful

well I tried it for the first time and I think I like it, but it's just a lot of work...

I know I hate going down on a chick and coming up with a mouthfull of pubes, so why shouldn't I do the same?!
Plus it looks cleaner, and I think a littlle larger without a mass of curls at the base!!!

im new here, just saw this thread. this forum is hilarious

I agree Stiffy...I just can't handle the whole hair thing and then having a hair stuck in your throat...NASTY!

I couldnt imagine how horrible it would be to go down on a girl and come up with a mouthful of pubes...
"Hey, I think you got something in your teeth."

Professionally.

I recently shaved my balls... god damn it feels good. I'd like to get them waxed, but I think that will wait for a bit. Maybe I'll use it as an incentive to get in shape (good ole new years resolutions...)

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to Hawaii in a canoe.

sconner, my g/f told me almost the same thing a few days ago, except it was a little more historical...

Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but you'll never make it to England in a rowboat.

Then again, the Titanic didnt make it either...

I have a smooth pair of balls and ass. Shaving the balls aren't really that difficult the hard part is the ass. But anyways, on the matter of women liking it or not, it goes both ways really, it's mostly "I don't care" or "Yuck I hate hair" (atleast the women I've come in contact with), so I figuered just shave.

Really? The ass was the easiest part for me...:confused:

This has been said like 5 times so far. In different variations too! :lol:

lol I've heard about your "endowement" :p guess you got tired ehrm?? that was utterly amusing

what are the odds for 7.5 mr. odds man? ;)

lol I'm just givin ya a hard time... I didn't know an 8 inch was that rare.. I guess they are more common in TX... bout 1 out of every 30 guys on the football team was at least 4-5 or so limp... they gotta be like 7.5 or better I mean hell... I'm smaller than 4 limp and still get to 7.5 or 8 :rolleyes:

but I dunno.... maybe 1 out of 100,000 is right I've not inspected that many of different guys genetials

actaully most men who are large limp do not gain considerable length when hard. Rather smaller men grow larger when aroused. Read your kinsley report:eek:

hmmmm..... learn something new everyday.... I figured it was just a % of growth was more or less given to every man... guess not..

I've shaved a few times before... every time I do it... its REALLY REALLY REALLY smooth.. I'm a perfectionist... but it always SERIOUSLY itches like a crazy farm ridden madman like 4 hours later and for 4 days continiously.. any ideas as to why?? I thought it would be just a reaction first and it'd go away.. and I stuck thought it for a week... no improvement except for the first few hrs after shaving... and then it'd start itching again... so I let it grow all back out and it was fine.. tried shaving again, did the same.. and let it go out again.. and recently tried shaving again... still itches... soooo its grown out now... you guys have any idea on a creme or something? that might toughen my skin? or something??

no I don't cut it or anything... it just itches like crazy when I shave

I sound like such an Ad-whore.
 

Bath and Body works sells "Shave the Day," part of their True Blue Spa line. It has Shea Butter and Vitamins A & E, which nourishe, hydrate, protect and condition skin.

Also, their "Soothing face conditioners" work very well for both polar regions. Special Ingredients (aside from all the scientific mumbo jumbo):

Aloe Vera: Soothe, soften and condition skin

Allantoin: Soothes Razor burn and helps protect against irritation

Almond Glycerides: Soften and Moisturize

I used to just use Gillette shave gel, but I had problems with irritation and scratches. Then I made the biggest mistake by just shaving with the water running. Chafe-City, my friends.

I got these things "on sale," but I think you can just go out and look for after-shave conditioners with these ingredients in them.