So how the hell did the Polynesians get to Hawaii in the first place? The Titanic?

What the hell is the pizza factor?

Pizza is great when its good. When pizza is bad it's still pretty good.

Well, I'm 5" so on the small side :(

Then again, it doesn't really matter as all the action I get eminates from either my left or right hand ;) :P

Gotcha :thumbsup:

For some time, I have kept my 'stuff' nicely trimmed. I had my wife trim up the other day, so that her lips and clit were completely exposed. She hasn't been able to stop thinking about sex since. In between our numerous sex sessions, she mentioned that she is much more conscious of her genitalia now. Welcome to the world of us guys, I thought, who have our genitailia hanging out and rubbing against clothes all day long! No wonder we jackoff so much. Guys, if your girl isn't as horny as you would like, try to encourage the shaving. Worked nicely for me.

I've decided to go WAX my area. I've heard that I should tear (ouch) upwards, and use some kind of lotion afterwards. Any girls have some tips on how to do this with the least amount of pain, and the best lotion to use afterwards?

You should try a shaving product for women called Coochy. You can probably buy it online or if a woman you know attends a Pure Romance party she can bring home a magazine. Coochy softens the hair and the surrounding skin and pretty much eliminates ingrown hairs and there is absolutely no razor burn. It says it can be used as conditioner and on mens facial hair.

Ok, I don't have the patience to wade through all of the pages of text but here is my problem. I use my beard trimmer to trim my boys and shaft. What gets me is that I can pull the balls up and get choad and the bottom of my balls but I can't seem to find a way to pull the sac to get it all trimmed. I always end up going after hair by hair or trying to pull it one way and getting a nick from the trimmer. How have you guys figured out how to pull the sac taught enough to get between base of shaft and front of sac? I hope I am making sense. I am thinking about taking the mach three with me into the shower but I want to figure this out first.


Any suggestions?

WEll...I. um.... let me help you?

Or... do it when you're cold?

I am not a professional in this area...

do it when you're cold for sure. I wouldn't take the Mach 3, because just as the ad says, you cut once it cuts three times. And three cuts on your ballz is gonna feel...well not good. I don't shave completely I just trim, and have never had a complaint.

actually....the female clit is about an inch and a half on average...Ive seen a 4 inch monster though...so watch out

im biting the bullet tonight and gonna snap on a new mach 3 head and shave it all off. wish me luck!

What would you like us to put on your tombstone?

ok I shaved last night, feels alright today and kindda weird but i think i can get used to it.

I've given it a try, and discovered the horrible feel of things growing back. So... for me I just keep things tidy with a eletric razor (the kind they use to trim the sides of my head [on my shoulder] when I get my hair cut).

I'd deffinetly reccomend the Neutrogena "Razor Defense Shave Gel". I use it to shave my face and it's amazing - alot better than the Gillette crap I used to use.

Good to know ;) But...ah... not that I need to :hmm:.


Whoa... I really hope you've meant something else. You mean the actuall opening, right? :lol:

Anyone use that cream stuff that is for girls. They spray it on their legs and wipe it off and the hair is gone... would that work on the balls? I'm really interested in trying the Veet Rasera (?) but I dont know if its going to burn or not, and Im not going to try it first on my legs. Anyone try this before?

How do you all dispose of your hair? Mine grows rather fast and living with my parents (who are freaks about emptying the garbage themselves) they see it easily. Don't want to flush it because it could probably clog things

I flush mine. I shave while sitting in the pot, so it just falls right in. When i'm all done, I just flush. Haslte free.
I always do a test flush to make sure it isn't clogged before I shave though. Last thing I want is hair all over everything if it backs up.

Tester123 why don't you just put it all in a kleenex and wad it up? Will just look like a kleenex.

By the way...
A lot of you have talked about problems with cream, razors, etc. Why not use an electric shaver? Get one of those horizontal trimmers like they use in barber shops to do your sideburns and back of neck. Thats what I use. Works perfectly. It takes off the perfect amount too. You don't even have to use any cream or anything for it. Afterwards either. Easiest thing to do.

Please DONT

read the labels they say stuff about not using it on genitals..

it will hurt like hell, if you do, report back on how it felt... though i wouldnt suggest it

I thought I read the label on that Veet stuff and it didnt say anything like that... but my friends girlfriend said she used Nair or soemthing and it felt like a bad sunburn. I definately dont want that on the ole scrote. Thanks, jam, for the advice.

hah!

how best to maintain her garden?
 

I am not trying to start another guy's shaving thread, however I'm looking for suggestions on mainaning her gaden.

The story

I started dating this gal, and she kept the area cut close, but it was a little sloppy.. after afew times of goin down on her and ending up with weeds in my grill :D I decided to convince her to trim it a little more, and finally I convinced her to go with the clean slate, with the understanding that it would be my responsibility to kep her garden free of those pesky dandilions!

My method (right now) is to use my fine screen facial shaver. it works well, and I am very content with spending the 15-30 mins to get every nook and cranny. But I have never been able to get that clean shaven, non-stubble look I see in a lot of the "professionals.." I have heard you can use nair, but I would think that would be very harsh in such a delicate area. My gal is not thrilled with the idea of a brazillian, (pain) so I figured I would ask those who have had success in such a sensitive area.

How do you gals get your area so clean and stubble free?

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! (please give the details..)

Thanks. :icare:

Airbrush.


Good luck.

Yeah, airbrush/photoshop. It's never going to be 'stubble free' unless you use waxing.

welcome to the real world hahahaha

Wow... I'm feelin da love.. Sheesh!

Heh.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Well,As a chick who keeps it bare down there... How smooth and stubble free is your face? 0-o

mind you she is not.. a "Professional",
therefore she doesnt run past the editors on the way to you.You get the real deal.

Exfoliating,washing,and shaving with a good razor every other day leaves me very bare,and very not stubbly,but I doubt without the help of an airbrush that I will ever look... prefessional.

Preventing Razorburn
 

I know there is a sanctioned shaving thread, but, I'm too lazy to sort through the entire thing the find the word razorburn. So I just ask here, any good tips for preventing razor burn?

Use a good shaving foam/gel and a good razor.

A skin conditioner/moisturiser afterwards doesn't go amis.

Take a long hot shower first, keep the steam up in the room. This keeps the pores in the skin open and will allow for a clean cut.

Shave with the grain of the skin not against it, if you want a closer shave, shave 90degrees to the grain, never against it.

Use a good shaving cream, and make sure the razor you're using is sharp and new.

Then follow with a good aftershave. This isnt just for smelling good, it kills any bacteria ensureing you dont get a skin infection if you ever cut yourself.

Re: Preventing Razorburn
 

Well then, I'm not too lazy to merge you! :p

...and since I'm merging shaving threads...

But first, ..

SixEd's got some good advise, I'd pay attention to that.
Also, she can at her own risk experiment with various depilitories. But to really be 'stubble-free' waxing is the way to go.

That or, "Honey, I'm Home..."

hey heres my little submission if anyone i know reads this go to hell, i meant on my face... if anyone else reads it take it as it is

i shave while in a hot shower, with a somewhat dull razor, against the grain, with no lotion or gel, or anything of the sort. doesnt matter how often, daily, every other day, once a week.. no razor burn, no problems, nice and smooth till the stuble comes back

well, while we're on the subject....

What if you're TOO sensitive down there? I've got an "uncut" dick, and when i pull...it...back, i'm really sensitive...to the point where it kinda hurts to even rub it too hard...obviously this can cause some problems. is this normal?

my few pence...
 

Well, I have to say that IMHO you best bet has been covered, but to recap:

Mach3 Turbo (or they new one that is powered with a "AA" battery... it's a damned nice razor, less gimmicky than I had thought).

Aveeno (sp?) shaving creme. It really is nice stuff.

I only really shave my testes and trim everywhere else, but even when I've shaved the whole lot, it really isn't too bad. As was said previously, don't do it more than every few days. If you have a good razor, you don't need to use new blades EVERY time. I only change out my razors blades every week or 10 days. I've never knicked myself badly even with a 10-day blade. I do NOT recommend any after-shaving product with alcohol. Generally just a good lotion works to soothe. I use Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion. It's the only lotion I use at all.

I also do NOT recommend Nair-type products. The Urea can cause some serious damage to the delicate balance of things down there. Seriously, be careful with that junk ('cause it won't be careful with YOUR junk).

Seriously...
 

I guess I understand both sides of this, though. As a guy, it's engrained upon your very soul that penis size is everything. Girls seem to get the same thing about breast size.

I've never, to my knowledge, had a dissatisfied partner. I'm what I imagine is ACTUALLY about average (5.5" or so). Even with pleased partners in the past, I never really got over it until I started looking at it this way:

If the girl is happy, I'm happy... check!

Girls feel the same way about their breast size... I prefer smaller breasts. So, why assume girls all want monster dongs? check

Reasonably speaking, the bigger the better can't be totally true anyhow... at some point, it can't be comfortable anymore... check

So, using a little logic, I started to understand that average is not a bad thing. Besides... if my wife is happy with it, why the hell shouldn't I be? :o)