The Longest Thread Ever!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Re-named my penis
Its first name is now Charlie
Its second name's "horse".

Ring informs me the C:harley is spelled differently

My interpretation spreads.

My cunt hurts...

Was that your cousin!?

[jewels]

We always thought you were a little different, OCM?

[biznatch]

Abra

[MexicanOnABike]

cadabra

[Ourcrazymodern?]

She is wanting me
to sign the sheets once again.
...This may take longer.

My bea-u-tiful,
bountiful, magical ring!
Thanks for ev'rything.

I love you.

[ring]

Cerebral
Carnal
Coalescent
Completion

I love you.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

...I hope nobody
accuses us of billing
and cooing again...

[ring]

The connection is tangibly correct.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

MIGHT be a good thing:
One cannot slit its own throat
with a triple-blade.

I suspect you're watching.

[MexicanOnABike]

dammit!! stop it. just keep it up ok?

[ring]

That is highly probable.

[dd3953]

this holiday went on way too long, it is tuesday yet?

[ring]

It behooves one, to keep a spare singularity,

someplace handy.

[BadNick]

Don't they say "big hands, big singularity"?


Who has the world's longest hands?

When it comes to long hands you'd have to travel to The UK to see them. to break the record for the world's longest hands measure from your wrist to the tip of your middle finger. If it measures more than 10.59 inches or 26.9 cm then you can replace Hussain Bisad and claim the world's longest hands. Hussain Bisad, originally born in Somalia, is 7 feet 8.9 inches tall making him the second tallest living person in the world.

[jewels]

Where's the pic?

[SSJTWIZTA]

couldnt find a pic of the hands, but heres the fellow.



generator of thunderous applause

[BadNick]

thanks for stepping up with the pic, SS.

I almost posted pics but I was torn between always liking to post interesting pics (well, intersting to me, anyway, and hopefully to some more of us here) and just being more verbal, so this time I let my left brain get the best of me and just went with the words...maybe I should wack the left side of my head a few times to make up for it. Anyway, now that I'm on a roll with these few words and, in any case, this is the "longest" thread, I'll add this little comparison of left/right brain characteristics:
LEFT RIGHT
logical random
sequential intuitive
rational holistic
analytical synthesizing
objective subjective
looks at parts looks at wholes

...and then just this weekend I read about a woman who had a stroke and found "A Superhighway to Bliss" as the story in the NY Times was titled. I quote them here, but without the quote marks: Jill Bolte Taylor was a neuroscientist working at Harvard’s brain research center when she experienced nirvana. Dr. Taylor says the right, creative lobe can be used to foster contentment. But she did it by having a stroke. On Dec. 10, 1996, Dr. Taylor, then 37, woke up in her apartment near Boston with a piercing pain behind her eye. A blood vessel in her brain had popped. Within minutes, her left lobe — the source of ego, analysis, judgment and context — began to fail her. Oddly, it felt great. The incessant chatter that normally filled her mind disappeared. Her everyday worries — about a brother with schizophrenia and her high-powered job — untethered themselves from her and slid away. Her perceptions changed, too. She could see that the atoms and molecules making up her body blended with the space around her; the whole world and the creatures in it were all part of the same magnificent field of shimmering energy. “My perception of physical boundaries was no longer limited to where my skin met air,” she has written in her memoir, “My Stroke of Insight,” which was just published by Viking. After experiencing intense pain, she said, her body disconnected from her mind. “I felt like a genie liberated from its bottle,” she wrote in her book. “The energy of my spirit seemed to flow like a great whale gliding through a sea of silent euphoria.” ...well, you get the idea. Here's a picture of her and she seems happy

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by dd3953

this holiday went on way too long, it is tuesday yet?

reletives over?! kick them out and enjoy your time alone.

[SSJTWIZTA]

N/p BadNick.

i usually have the same problem as you, always wanting to find interesting pictures instead of just the norm. But this time i just went for the most interesting one i could find. Which happened to be him dancing with a flag strolling down the road.

i guess im right minded/brained..whatever.

her experience sounds more like an LSD trip than a stroke.

[MexicanOnABike]

for sure!! my gf is making me some cookies. this rocks. i just have to make sure she doesn't eat any! hahaha.

[jewels]

I have to eat my kids' homemade peanut butter brownies.

Don't get me wrong, they're absolutely delish!

[ring]

The soliloquy of the voices singing have a pleasant benevolence this time.

I hear them, but alas I cannot engage them to directly engage with me.

[SSJTWIZTA]

ring? are you feeling okay?

i worry about you sometimes girl...


i think you need to sell me some acid

[jewels]

Where am I?

[ring]

I'm sensing a shift.
a vague uneasiness now.
I hope I am wrong.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

"Her muffin!", I cried,
suddenly realizing
I had read the sign wrong

I pulled a quick U-E...

13786

And BJAFN.

[ring]

kool can mean chilly.
Distance has more than one too.
I can read the signs.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Then riddle me this:
About what do you worry?
I love for reasons.

Childish and adult,
Lustful and quite innocent.
It's in my nature.

[BadNick]

burma shave









...I mean the signs to entertain along the road of life

[ring]

I tend to wax maudlin.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Ah, kind sir!
You have made my day.
Thanks a lot.

1-3-7=-9+0

The floating cities
that exist inside the ring
can be worrisome.

(I didn't know you steal my numbers while I was editing)

((Well played!))

[ring]

One ring to bring them all out of the darkness and find them.

[BadNick]

ring ring ...is this the party to whom I am speaking? Does this mean that you're not ...or not as... pissed off as you were? I will have to look up "kiuu bggg ew cffd" as I seem to recall that my wife said that to me.

[ring]

criminies....I'm too old to blame it on PMS,

cuz...ummm..that later life change thingie that peoples of my generation
still feel kinda uncomfortable talking about could also be the culprit.

or..I'm just a female canine today...

I believe it is cuz I miss him so much already.

Pardon me if I stepped off the curb.

[SSJTWIZTA]

whoa. thats a downer.

[ring]

It is an elemental for constructing averages.

[BadNick]

I still believe there is a lot to be said for just jumping into the pool of love and see if you sink or swim or how long you stay in the wetness.

I couldn't find a more interesting picture of a "pool of love" ...other than the good pic in my brain....so this is one I found, at least the titles seem appropriate to me

[ring]

You sir...

are a supreme enlightened comforting being.

[BadNick]

gee willikers, missy ring

[NoSoup]

Wow, 345 pages - Nice!