The Longest Thread Ever!

[BadNick]

while we bask in the glory of 14000 let's not forget to start climbing the next mountain

[ring]

You sir, actually have the 14000th reply.

Now I have that song 'Climb Every Mountain' in my head.

let us keep the momentum...

[Ourcrazymodern?]

This road has no bumps,
it's unusually smooth,
and has momentum.

1-4-0-0=-3

Visions are not wrong.
They might be unlead, without.
They might overwean.

[MexicanOnABike]

you were waiting for it right?! well good job. still 4000 behind.

[ring]

silk....stronger then our steel wills...

silky voices sound the siren.

silk worms and winds and bounds.

[MexicanOnABike]

if everyone gets 1000, then we can reach the top. so i have to get 1000posts, and so do you and you too and YOU TOO!

[ring]

auto-merged double post,

sends tingles.

[BadNick]

I wonder what trick Jetée used when he was able to post pages of consecutive posts without the dreaded "merging double posts" doing its evil deed?

[MexicanOnABike]

he wont tell me. I think he was trying to stay leader in this thread. but I have him beat by a lot now. never underestimate laziness.

[BadNick]

I read that BadNick is not a member of any public groups. What public groups are there? I want to be a member of a public group. Do we get paid?

[jewels]

There are no public groups. It's a cover for a laundering operation. Shhhh.

[BadNick]

let's all tumble dry together!...or wet....mums the word

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I'm going for all the 13's now.

My freedom's my own.
My imagination's, too,
but I need input.

1-4+0=-3x1

(Edited for clarity)
((The rabbit done died))

[MexicanOnABike]

Suxess!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I like reproduction,.
No further haiiku,
but maybe their opposite.

[dd3953]

backed up my computer, reformatted to add partition, rebooted, my backup files were shortcuts, lots of information lost. time to start anew. i have tiger, but i think imma play with ubuntu

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Hell, I despised someone today.

14017

[BadNick]

This has nothing to do with 14018 but I like how it looks...Landsat satellite data composed into a 3-D pic of Grand Canyon...I left it a little larger than usual since it's a cool pic

[jewels]

Yeah yeah yeah. I think I"ll go dance.

[BadNick]

Not much sense here, but at least it's getting longer. Looking for the next "ABC" word I stumbled upon some sexy mushrooms:

Phallus impudicus...hmmm, I have been called a "dick head" a couple times and not as a compliment





sometimes you feel like a nut...

[jewels]

That first pic reminded me of Sublime:

Mucho gusto me llamo bradley,
(glad to meet you my name is bradley)
Im hornier than ron jeremy,
And if you wanna get popped in your knee,
Just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya

So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip

And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound

When I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny,
Cause Im the type of lover with the sensitivity,
When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,
The right kind of lover on sunday morning.

En el otro lado es donde vivi,
(on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.))
Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie,
(with my little daughter, whos name is mixie)
Y su hermana, si me quiere,
(and her sister, she really likes me)
Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,
(and in a moment, well have a baby)

Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar
(your parents, your uncles tried to kill me)
But they did not get too far
Un poco despues tuve que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back)
Con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit load of money)
Cause you know Im a star

Me fui a costa rica
(I went to costa rica)
Para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
Placticaba con la rasa
(talking with the homies)
Cause they know who we are

Si no so dio cuenta
(if you didnt take notice)
Then I bet you never were
You must be a muneca
(you must be a sissy doll)
If your still standing still

And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound

Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy)

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to yell)

No tenga miedo, Im your papi,
(dont be scared, Im your dad..)
Take your chones, y les mandan a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to yell)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)

And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound

Great stuff

[Esoteric]

I see we reached 14,000. Congrats to everyone involved. :]

[BadNick]

...14023 to be exact...at this moment

[Esoteric]

What is everyone doing for Father's Day?

This Sunday will be my first. ;o

[ring]

Congrats to the dads....

Oh...shoot..the sky is green and black..gotta go downstairs..
this looks like a nasty storm.

[Esoteric]

I think I might be going out to dinner Sunday.

Possibly. Maybe.

[BadNick]

Ahh, Father's Day...my dad passed away a few years ago at almost 90yo, so I'll be having plenty of pleasant memories of him. Otherwise, I'll be the dad in question, along with my father-in-law and two brothers-in-law. I've been a dad since 1981 since my daughter was born that year, on the same day that the Philadelphia Eagles were in the Superbowl I might add...since I remember watching and participating in the birth process right up close/hands-on and still not missing that game!...though my wife now ex- was still recuperating in the hospital...I did go back and visit her and our new baby after the game. Now I'm the dad of two sons, 12 & 13yo. They have implied that I might be getting a Lamborghini for Father's Day, but I suspect it might end up being a tie...it's the thought that counts

[ring]

I wish we had a basement.

A tornado is headed ourway...for real.

This is intense..I gotta go help the old people downstairs now...

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Is this a sign come?
Would imagination help?
Somehow I doubt it.

14029.

[ring]

All clear here,for now
Just nature's healthy little adrenaline rush.

5 inches of rain so far.

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by BadNick

...14023 to be exact...at this moment

actually, at any time, you need to add 1 to any thread because there is a post #0. the number refers to the number of reply in a thread. so this thread has 14031 replies but 14032 posts.

ok. wtf?!!? someone's playing with the forum! it used to be what I just said. w/e. stupid forum sometime!

[ring]

It's a good thing I know how to swim.

[BadNick]

damn ring...abandon ship!!! My prayers are with you folks out there....all this weather drama makes me wonder if mother nature is a new york giants fan!?

[ring]

Thanks..75% of our roads in town are closed right now,
the southern half of the city is covered in 4 to 6 feet of water.

Wer'e supposed to get another 3 inches overnight,
I am lucky..I live up on a hill.

I have never been to new york..are you telling me
that there are giants living there? How big are they?

[jewels]

They are huge, ring. And they have proportionately big mouths and hearts. You must go see them one day.

[Esoteric]

The few people I have met from New York seemed to be rather obnoxious. Though I won't hold that against an entire state, because anyone can be obnoxious. However, my ex-coworker was from NY and put on a front around us here at work, but was actually a fucking douchebag.

Good song you posted up earlier btw Jewels. Sublime is the shit.

[MexicanOnABike]

watching soccer/football. two sports at the same time. yAY!

[BadNick]

Even in the face of tragedy, sometimes there is a place for a little humor...so here's a little levy-less levity...not to mention it makes this thread longer

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Sluglings are tender, unlike their more mature selves;
much better to eat.

[ring]

Water water everywhere.

How dry I am.

Irony has many wrinkles.