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Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 12:59 AM

So, can I stay here,
if I participate well
in ceremonies?

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:03 AM

The five ring circus has torched my touche.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:04 AM

As your sacrifice,
I know my rights limitless;
I won't be holding back.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:09 AM

Time to rehydrate.
Feeling way past al dente,
noodles need to stick.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:09 AM

Can I have a drink?
Oh, wait, it doesn't matter.
I'll be going soon.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:10 AM

Hit and run?

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:12 AM

You love your job, right?
So another assignment
can only please you.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:14 AM

Task the mistress
or task the mattress.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:16 AM

Another spanking
might be on the agenda.
"Then, the oral sex."

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:20 AM

"Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:20 AM

If you task me more,
I'll have to cut you some slack.
We know what that means.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:22 AM

Check your expiration date.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:26 AM

When in the stew pot,
with many herbs and spices,
and enough boiling...

-1+4=3=3=3

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:28 AM

Condiments may complement the concoction.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:29 AM

My mustard
and your mayonnaise
make music.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:32 AM

French Dip,or
....I want a patty melt....

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:33 AM

It's bound to get worse
before it gets any better...
I will take the french.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:34 AM

Dressing or undressing...

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:37 AM

...only question is:
"Do you want fries with that, darlin'?"
This is white on rice.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:40 AM

Do we have any soy sauce left?

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:43 AM

There's some peanut sauce
in a place where you'll find it,
if you sniff around.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:45 AM

I feel a little squirrely.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:47 AM

I thought that was me.
How'd a tree rat get in here?
Should we breakfast now?

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:51 AM

I have no idea why the term 'buckskinner' just popped into my brain.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 01:54 AM

A pejorative
can't be all that much better
than one using it.

ring · 06-23-2008, 01:58 AM

Well...epithet to you too.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 02:03 AM

Experiencing
an occasional meltdown
can be expected.

14-3-4=7

ring · 06-23-2008, 02:05 AM

Oh magnificent equable creature you.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 02:08 AM

You'd best be careful,
or my head might swell again.
We know what that means...

jewels · 06-23-2008, 03:12 AM

Magnificent creatures are magnificently magnificent.

coldhands · 06-23-2008, 04:05 AM

baaahhhh!

MexicanOnABike · 06-23-2008, 04:49 AM

sheep?

Esoteric · 06-23-2008, 04:59 AM

Bahh bahh black sheep have you any wool?

Yes, yes, 3 bags full.

Baraka_Guru · 06-23-2008, 05:31 AM

A sheep has no wool; she has fur. Wool is what we do to her beautiful coat after we have taken what's hers.

BadNick · 06-23-2008, 06:07 AM

hmmmm, mutton. Tastes good.

How long is the longest golf hole in the world?

Course: Chocolay Downs Golf Course
Location: Marquette, Michigan
Hole #: 6
Par: 6
Length: 1,007 Yards

Chocolay has a reserve 1/2 mile or so which it can add to the length of this hole if it ever loses it ranking of the longest hole ever.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 06:37 AM

The Prince licked my face,
saying, "It's time to get up!"
It worked like a charm...

BadNick · 06-23-2008, 06:42 AM

lickem licker liquor

nice doggie

ring · 06-23-2008, 06:45 AM

Pinnochio is sitting in my chair.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-23-2008, 06:49 AM

His nose grows.
"What's come over me?
Here it comes again."

Bad haiku, good musical prurience.

ring · 06-23-2008, 06:55 AM

06-23-2008, 12:59 AM	#14321 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	So, can I stay here, if I participate well in ceremonies? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:04 AM	#14323 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	As your sacrifice, I know my rights limitless; I won't be holding back. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:09 AM	#14325 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Can I have a drink? Oh, wait, it doesn't matter. I'll be going soon. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:12 AM	#14327 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You love your job, right? So another assignment can only please you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:16 AM	#14329 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Another spanking might be on the agenda. "Then, the oral sex." __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:03 AM	#14322 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The five ring circus has torched my touche.

06-23-2008, 01:09 AM	#14324 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Time to rehydrate. Feeling way past al dente, noodles need to stick.

06-23-2008, 01:10 AM	#14326 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Hit and run?

06-23-2008, 01:14 AM	#14328 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Task the mistress or task the mattress.

06-23-2008, 01:20 AM	#14330 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

06-23-2008, 01:20 AM	#14331 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	If you task me more, I'll have to cut you some slack. We know what that means. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:22 AM	#14332 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Check your expiration date.

06-23-2008, 01:26 AM	#14333 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	When in the stew pot, with many herbs and spices, and enough boiling... -1+4=3=3=3 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:28 AM	#14334 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Condiments may complement the concoction. Last edited by ring; 06-23-2008 at 01:54 AM.. Reason: corporeal catatonia.

06-23-2008, 01:29 AM	#14335 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My mustard and your mayonnaise make music. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 03:12 AM	#14350 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Magnificent creatures are magnificently magnificent. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

06-23-2008, 04:05 AM	#14351 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	baaahhhh! __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

06-23-2008, 01:32 AM	#14336 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	French Dip,or ....I want a patty melt....

06-23-2008, 01:33 AM	#14337 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's bound to get worse before it gets any better... I will take the french. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:34 AM	#14338 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Dressing or undressing...

06-23-2008, 01:37 AM	#14339 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...only question is: "Do you want fries with that, darlin'?" This is white on rice. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:40 AM	#14340 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Do we have any soy sauce left?

06-23-2008, 01:43 AM	#14341 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	There's some peanut sauce in a place where you'll find it, if you sniff around. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:45 AM	#14342 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I feel a little squirrely.

06-23-2008, 01:47 AM	#14343 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought that was me. How'd a tree rat get in here? Should we breakfast now? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:51 AM	#14344 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I have no idea why the term 'buckskinner' just popped into my brain.

06-23-2008, 01:54 AM	#14345 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	A pejorative can't be all that much better than one using it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 01:58 AM	#14346 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Well...epithet to you too.

06-23-2008, 02:03 AM	#14347 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Experiencing an occasional meltdown can be expected. 14-3-4=7 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 02:05 AM	#14348 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Oh magnificent equable creature you.

06-23-2008, 02:08 AM	#14349 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You'd best be careful, or my head might swell again. We know what that means... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 04:49 AM	#14352 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	sheep? __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-23-2008, 04:59 AM	#14353 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Bahh bahh black sheep have you any wool? Yes, yes, 3 bags full. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

06-23-2008, 05:31 AM	#14354 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	A sheep has no wool; she has fur. Wool is what we do to her beautiful coat after we have taken what's hers. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-23-2008, 06:07 AM	#14355 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	hmmmm, mutton. Tastes good. How long is the longest golf hole in the world? Course: Chocolay Downs Golf Course Location: Marquette, Michigan Hole #: 6 Par: 6 Length: 1,007 Yards Chocolay has a reserve 1/2 mile or so which it can add to the length of this hole if it ever loses it ranking of the longest hole ever.

06-23-2008, 06:37 AM	#14356 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The Prince licked my face, saying, "It's time to get up!" It worked like a charm... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-23-2008, 06:42 AM	#14357 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	lickem licker liquor nice doggie