The Longest Thread Ever!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Getting ideas
beats any alternative
at least by a nose.

[ring]

"You ain't nuthin but a hound dog."

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I will freely share
whatever I have with you
including my nose.

[ring]

Test me harder.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Just sniffing around,
I tend to zero right in
on that which pleases.

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Advantageous is part of your pedigree.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

-people go both ways.
One can always roll the dice
or vote with his feet.

[ring]

Stomping grapes sounds like a good time.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

So I will run to you,
snuggle into your bosom,
and drink of your wine.

[ring]

"look at all my trials and tribulations"

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I'll sink into it
as your pool engulfs me.
Hell, gravity works!

[ring]

'Old Faithful'

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Ev'ry hour,
as dependable
as clockwork.

[ring]

Dueling priorities...

We need to siamese some more.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Is it getting hot?
-caint believe it's only me.
(I know it could be.)

[ring]

Hose time.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Tits & pits & bits all rhyme.

...then came the pepper,
and it spices situations,
as something else does.

double posts suck.
Not as well as some of us,
though they might like to.

[ring]

Facile.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

"Collar" kind of rhymes with "balls are".

Think blue.

[ring]

Blue Velvet.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I am just,
and I fear nothing
in this world.

[ring]

You have a witness.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Regarding my spine
and the things that go with it:
They're all yours, my love.

[ring]

I need a tissue.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I'll just take my tongue,
and make like your dog can do,
and drink all your tears.

14385

[ring]

Lets go swimming...

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Okay.

[ring]

Have you got your trunks?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

No, but I've got my spine.

[ring]

Good to go.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Naked?

[ring]

As the day you were.....

[Ourcrazymodern?]

"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."

"On the day I was born,
the nurses all gathered 'round, and gazed in wild wonder at the joy they had found... Head nurse stepped up, said "Leave this one alone" - she could tell right away
I was bad to the bone."

[BadNick]

I see the ying yang twins are still at it

...good going, you're doing some real nice damage to this thread count.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I'm lusting
in the large sunlight
for reasons.

[Esoteric]

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I thought the devil
rode upon the last, pale horse.
So call him Charley.

1+4-3-9=-7

[ring]

Armageddon sounds like a tasty cocktail.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I gave you cocktails
before you gave me some more.
Let us move onwards.

[ring]

onwards and upwards....

Time for a fuck session.

I want to jam with you.