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ring · 06-21-2008, 03:53 PM

New page so soon?

ottopilot · 06-21-2008, 04:18 PM

How much are pages by the barrel?

BadNick · 06-21-2008, 04:22 PM

you said "barrel"...don't be surprised if Fly interjects with "beer!"

SSJTWIZTA · 06-21-2008, 04:24 PM

about Three-Fiddy.

i thought pages came in bushels.

ring · 06-21-2008, 04:26 PM

pages come with odd bowl haircuts...

SSJTWIZTA · 06-21-2008, 04:30 PM

no! not those things!

ring · 06-21-2008, 04:36 PM

a nerve has been struck...

MexicanOnABike · 06-21-2008, 05:19 PM

ouch. stop strucking my nerves.

ring · 06-21-2008, 05:24 PM

applying soothing balm forthwith...

ottopilot · 06-21-2008, 05:39 PM

'ointment" and "salve" are some of my favorite words

MexicanOnABike · 06-21-2008, 06:48 PM

look at what I did!! i suggested this.

ring · 06-21-2008, 07:06 PM

clever.

ottopilot · 06-21-2008, 07:25 PM

How did you do that?

BadNick · 06-21-2008, 08:23 PM

bushels reminds me of one of my favorite units of measure...hogsheads per fortnight, which is a measure of flowrate

a hogshead is 2 barrels, or 63 gallons
a fortnight is 14 days

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 08:55 PM

We know where we go, so why waste any more time?
Drink one hundred proof.

14175

ring · 06-21-2008, 08:58 PM

May I have a taste of your pixilated vision?

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:00 PM

If I may please taste
Your vision of pixillation
And the other thing.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:02 PM

My shore is washed with tumescence.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:05 PM

I have saliva.
We can cure your tumescence
And make some progress.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:07 PM

The dowsing rod just quivered.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:08 PM

So did mine.
I hope you don't mind.
Let's lay down.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:11 PM

Horizontal Tango entwinings soon.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:13 PM

This one, enamored,
will titillate you some more,
'fore acquiescence

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:16 PM

Fever pitch heightened to thresholds limit.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:18 PM

I can taste it now.
You know I really want to.
Let's go lay down now.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:19 PM

I taste a certain not so subtle...urgency.
Time to oblige.

I'm ready ...let's repine NOW.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:23 PM

Our compositions
Are doing this to us both.
I freely concur.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:28 PM

We are bound to keep the binding contact.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:30 PM

Now you have done it.
You may consider me bound.
Do you have some rope?

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:34 PM

Silk ties in to the equation.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:37 PM

Caterpillars' butts
are not what I'm thinking of,
right at this moment.

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:40 PM

Four score for skins.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:43 PM

You have yours, my dear,
and I have one of my own.
Let's proximize them,

ring · 06-21-2008, 09:48 PM

Is it okay that I am two sheaths to the wand?

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 09:50 PM

Consider foreplay:
Its uses and abuses.
Then we should go fuck.

ring · 06-21-2008, 10:00 PM

The pen has proved enough foreplay for your sword.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 10:00 PM

Yes, my erection
doesn't seem to go away
once you begin it.

ring · 06-21-2008, 10:04 PM

Compliant carnal coalescence shall commence.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-21-2008, 10:04 PM

"When your fuck buddy
is also your sounding board,
it's a good, good thing"

ring · 06-21-2008, 10:08 PM

I shall muffle my ecstatic culmination...

06-21-2008, 04:24 PM	#14164 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	about Three-Fiddy. i thought pages came in bushels. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

06-21-2008, 04:30 PM	#14166 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	no! not those things! __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

06-21-2008, 05:19 PM	#14168 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ouch. stop strucking my nerves. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-21-2008, 06:48 PM	#14171 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	look at what I did!! i suggested this. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-21-2008, 08:55 PM	#14175 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	We know where we go, so why waste any more time? Drink one hundred proof. 14175 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 03:53 PM	#14161 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	New page so soon?

06-21-2008, 04:18 PM	#14162 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	How much are pages by the barrel?

06-21-2008, 04:22 PM	#14163 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	you said "barrel"...don't be surprised if Fly interjects with "beer!"

06-21-2008, 04:26 PM	#14165 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	pages come with odd bowl haircuts...

06-21-2008, 04:36 PM	#14167 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	a nerve has been struck...

06-21-2008, 05:24 PM	#14169 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	applying soothing balm forthwith...

06-21-2008, 05:39 PM	#14170 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	'ointment" and "salve" are some of my favorite words

06-21-2008, 07:06 PM	#14172 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	clever.

06-21-2008, 07:25 PM	#14173 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	How did you do that?

06-21-2008, 08:23 PM	#14174 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	bushels reminds me of one of my favorite units of measure...hogsheads per fortnight, which is a measure of flowrate a hogshead is 2 barrels, or 63 gallons a fortnight is 14 days

06-21-2008, 08:58 PM	#14176 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	May I have a taste of your pixilated vision?

06-21-2008, 09:00 PM	#14177 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	If I may please taste Your vision of pixillation And the other thing. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:02 PM	#14178 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	My shore is washed with tumescence.

06-21-2008, 09:05 PM	#14179 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I have saliva. We can cure your tumescence And make some progress. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:07 PM	#14180 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The dowsing rod just quivered.

06-21-2008, 09:08 PM	#14181 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	So did mine. I hope you don't mind. Let's lay down. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:11 PM	#14182 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Horizontal Tango entwinings soon.

06-21-2008, 09:13 PM	#14183 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This one, enamored, will titillate you some more, 'fore acquiescence __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:16 PM	#14184 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Fever pitch heightened to thresholds limit.

06-21-2008, 09:18 PM	#14185 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I can taste it now. You know I really want to. Let's go lay down now. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:19 PM	#14186 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I taste a certain not so subtle...urgency. Time to oblige. I'm ready ...let's repine NOW.

06-21-2008, 09:23 PM	#14187 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Our compositions Are doing this to us both. I freely concur. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:28 PM	#14188 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	We are bound to keep the binding contact.

06-21-2008, 09:30 PM	#14189 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Now you have done it. You may consider me bound. Do you have some rope? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:34 PM	#14190 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Silk ties in to the equation.

06-21-2008, 09:37 PM	#14191 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Caterpillars' butts are not what I'm thinking of, right at this moment. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:40 PM	#14192 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Four score for skins.

06-21-2008, 09:43 PM	#14193 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You have yours, my dear, and I have one of my own. Let's proximize them, __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-21-2008, 09:48 PM	#14194 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Is it okay that I am two sheaths to the wand?

06-21-2008, 09:50 PM	#14195 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Consider foreplay: Its uses and abuses. Then we should go fuck. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 06-21-2008 at 09:55 PM..