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Jetée · 05-13-2008, 04:04 AM

Did I get the new page?!

I did

HAIL to ME!

jewels · 05-13-2008, 04:47 AM

Kudos to you

EDIT: Trying another pic ... Preview was fine of the other?

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 04:55 AM

No can see?

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-13-2008, 05:06 AM

Female relatives:
More valu'ble than gold is,
and than life itself.

(I openly wish Sharon would come along and slap me right about now)

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 05:16 AM

Curtsy Burtsy. (No little girl?

)

jewels · 05-13-2008, 05:16 AM

Alas, they tell me no.

ring · 05-13-2008, 05:19 AM

Tell us a good joke please.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 05:24 AM

I like to nibble on little girls. Vah?

“When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.”

jewels · 05-13-2008, 05:33 AM

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.
“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.
“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.
“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
“I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”
“I am ashamed of you son,” said John.
“When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
“Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy.
After all, he is your son!”
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

ring · 05-13-2008, 05:34 AM

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 05:42 AM

Les bonnes toasts avec mon pain maison

1 ½ tasse d’eau
1 ½ c. à thé de sel
1 c. à table de sucre
3 ¾ tasses de farine à pain
1 ½ c. à thé levure pour robot

Mettre tous les ingrédients dans cet ordre dans le robot
Sélectionner le cycle « dough ».
Une fois le cycle révolu, sortir la pâte du robot et laisser reposer 10-15 minutes sur le comptoir sous un bol.

Former en baguettes à son goût et laisser lever dans le four éteint environ 30 à 45 minutes.
Inciser à la diagonale si désirée. Badigeonner d’eau et mettre au four à 425 F de 20 à 25 minutes jusqu’à ce que soit doré et que le pain sonne creux quand on le tapote (ou bien qu’on le chatouille!!) du doigt.

Donne 1 grosse baguette ou bien 3 petites

On peut aussi faire cette recette en boules (si on colle 2 boules ensemble, on aura un pain fesse.

ring · 05-13-2008, 05:45 AM

Nibble nibble, little mouse.....

jewels · 05-13-2008, 06:41 AM

Some cheese, please.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 06:53 AM

Baked Grilled Cheese

http://www.recipezaar.com/192896

jewels · 05-13-2008, 07:21 AM

Thanks, I needed that.

MexicanOnABike · 05-13-2008, 07:23 AM

jet: go to work or something!!

BadNick · 05-13-2008, 07:25 AM

Thanks, now I need that. That is a good looking grilled cheese.

Lunch is 1/2hr away and grilled cheese it is, a little salad on the side, balsamic/olive oil, nice glass or two of good port.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

jet: go to work or something!!

sorry, but I think I got canned.

Will fritter the day away again, maybe I'll search for those missing 11 federal notes I misplaced.

ring · 05-13-2008, 07:47 AM

Frittering, is way underrated.
I believe we all need a good dose of frittering now and then.

I hope you find your notes.

I have so many notes,
of a different sort,
all over the place.

Quite the ticker tape parade it would make.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 07:53 AM

For anyone and everyone, please don't let my baby die.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=120435

ring · 05-13-2008, 08:14 AM

Okay.

My brain feels a tad cold and stiff though.

Time to stretch out.

MexicanOnABike · 05-13-2008, 08:35 AM

first bike ride today! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

genuinegirly · 05-13-2008, 08:49 AM

Studying.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 08:58 AM

Me, too!

ring · 05-13-2008, 09:07 AM

Some plantain fritters,
to keep you strong and vibrant.

genuinegirly · 05-13-2008, 09:07 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ring, you just made my day.

BadNick · 05-13-2008, 11:57 AM

Ah yes, good lookin' fritters there, ring. Closest I can get to that tonight is tempura veggies for dinner ...Shangri La Inn here I come.

PS: since this is the longest thread I don't feel bad coming back and editing my own post to make it even longer and mentioning that you may or may not have noticed my new avatar ...actually this is the first and only avatar I've ever used here. And the purpose of it is ...as if an avatar needed a purpose... to remind me to think about how it would be to be a surfer bum when I retire....as I say that, well I didn't really "say" it I "posted" it...I have Beach Boys and Jan & Dean tunes ring-a-linging thru my head. Anybody have a long board for sale?

jewels · 05-13-2008, 12:10 PM

Are you inviting us on a surfing safari with you?

MexicanOnABike · 05-13-2008, 01:27 PM

1st bike ride was a success. I now know that I am completely out of bike shape.
i was struggling after 10min. well not really but i was needing water and i was sweating. this is bad. I plan to bike everyday to work so i can't get there all sweaty. oh well.

hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal self.

Jetée · 05-13-2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Ah yes, good lookin' fritters there, ring. Closest I can get to that tonight is tempura veggies for dinner ...Shangri La Inn here I come.

PS: since this is the longest thread I don't feel bad coming back and editing my own post to make it even longer and mentioning that you may or may not have noticed my new avatar ...actually this is the first and only avatar I've ever used here. And the purpose of it is ...as if an avatar needed a purpose... to remind me to think about how it would be to be a surfer bum when I retire....as I say that, well I didn't really "say" it I "posted" it...I have Beach Boys and Jan & Dean tunes ring-a-linging thru my head. Anybody have a long board for sale?

genuinegirly · 05-13-2008, 03:30 PM

boost of confidence.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-13-2008, 05:45 PM

It trips off the tongue
but a robot lie detector
can cause some problems.

13+5÷9=2

MexicanOnABike · 05-13-2008, 08:46 PM

sodium overload. bleh.

genuinegirly · 05-13-2008, 10:14 PM

I like this thread.

jewels · 05-14-2008, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

sodium overload. bleh.

Water. And sleep.

MexicanOnABike · 05-14-2008, 06:52 AM

i got the sleep, now I need some water. oh look! it's raining outside. yay. i'm good.

BadNick · 05-14-2008, 06:54 AM

nice flowing waters

ring · 05-14-2008, 08:08 AM

I tried surfing a couple of times,
it is more difficult than I thought it would be.

It certainly does appear to be most excellent fun.

jewels · 05-14-2008, 09:07 AM

Body surfing is fun.

BadNick · 05-14-2008, 10:13 AM

ring, being this is the longest thread, if you have a chance to try a long board you might find it more stable and easier to get up on it.

thanks for the entertainment, jewels. I just watched a bunch of those. I like that minimalist approach ...just a wave and a body. Which reminds me that my sometimes sore shoulder is from being dislocated after mother nature slammed me on the beach, abraided half my face and permanently damaged my shoulder. But she's so beautiful, all is forgiven.

05-13-2008, 04:04 AM	#13561 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Did I get the new page?! I did HAIL to ME! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi Last edited by Jetée; 05-13-2008 at 04:06 AM..

05-13-2008, 04:47 AM	#13562 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Kudos to you EDIT: Trying another pic ... Preview was fine of the other? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain Last edited by jewels; 05-13-2008 at 05:15 AM.. Reason: Pic disappeared?

05-13-2008, 04:55 AM	#13563 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	No can see? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 05:06 AM	#13564 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Female relatives: More valu'ble than gold is, and than life itself. (I openly wish Sharon would come along and slap me right about now) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-13-2008, 05:16 AM	#13565 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Curtsy Burtsy. (No little girl? ) __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 05:16 AM	#13566 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Alas, they tell me no. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-13-2008, 05:19 AM	#13567 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Tell us a good joke please.

05-13-2008, 05:24 AM	#13568 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I like to nibble on little girls. Vah? “When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.” __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi Last edited by Jetée; 05-13-2008 at 05:27 AM..

05-13-2008, 05:33 AM	#13569 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. “Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John. “Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. “Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.” “We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy. “What did you watch?” asked Marsha. “The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.” “I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.” The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!” With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-13-2008, 05:34 AM	#13570 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤

05-13-2008, 05:42 AM	#13571 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Les bonnes toasts avec mon pain maison 1 ½ tasse d’eau 1 ½ c. à thé de sel 1 c. à table de sucre 3 ¾ tasses de farine à pain 1 ½ c. à thé levure pour robot Mettre tous les ingrédients dans cet ordre dans le robot Sélectionner le cycle « dough ». Une fois le cycle révolu, sortir la pâte du robot et laisser reposer 10-15 minutes sur le comptoir sous un bol. Former en baguettes à son goût et laisser lever dans le four éteint environ 30 à 45 minutes. Inciser à la diagonale si désirée. Badigeonner d’eau et mettre au four à 425 F de 20 à 25 minutes jusqu’à ce que soit doré et que le pain sonne creux quand on le tapote (ou bien qu’on le chatouille!!) du doigt. Donne 1 grosse baguette ou bien 3 petites On peut aussi faire cette recette en boules (si on colle 2 boules ensemble, on aura un pain fesse. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 05:45 AM	#13572 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Nibble nibble, little mouse.....

05-13-2008, 06:41 AM	#13573 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Some cheese, please. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-13-2008, 06:53 AM	#13574 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Baked Grilled Cheese http://www.recipezaar.com/192896 __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 07:21 AM	#13575 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Thanks, I needed that. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-13-2008, 07:23 AM	#13576 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	jet: go to work or something!! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-13-2008, 08:49 AM	#13583 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Studying. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

05-13-2008, 09:07 AM	#13586 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ring, you just made my day. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

05-13-2008, 07:25 AM	#13577 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Thanks, now I need that. That is a good looking grilled cheese. Lunch is 1/2hr away and grilled cheese it is, a little salad on the side, balsamic/olive oil, nice glass or two of good port.

05-13-2008, 07:47 AM	#13579 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Frittering, is way underrated. I believe we all need a good dose of frittering now and then. I hope you find your notes. I have so many notes, of a different sort, all over the place. Quite the ticker tape parade it would make.

05-13-2008, 07:53 AM	#13580 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	For anyone and everyone, please don't let my baby die. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=120435 __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 08:14 AM	#13581 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Okay. My brain feels a tad cold and stiff though. Time to stretch out.

05-13-2008, 08:35 AM	#13582 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	first bike ride today! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-13-2008, 08:58 AM	#13584 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Me, too! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-13-2008, 09:07 AM	#13585 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Some plantain fritters, to keep you strong and vibrant.

05-13-2008, 11:57 AM	#13587 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Ah yes, good lookin' fritters there, ring. Closest I can get to that tonight is tempura veggies for dinner ...Shangri La Inn here I come. PS: since this is the longest thread I don't feel bad coming back and editing my own post to make it even longer and mentioning that you may or may not have noticed my new avatar ...actually this is the first and only avatar I've ever used here. And the purpose of it is ...as if an avatar needed a purpose... to remind me to think about how it would be to be a surfer bum when I retire....as I say that, well I didn't really "say" it I "posted" it...I have Beach Boys and Jan & Dean tunes ring-a-linging thru my head. Anybody have a long board for sale? Last edited by BadNick; 05-13-2008 at 12:02 PM..

05-13-2008, 12:10 PM	#13588 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Are you inviting us on a surfing safari with you? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-13-2008, 01:27 PM	#13589 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	1st bike ride was a success. I now know that I am completely out of bike shape. i was struggling after 10min. well not really but i was needing water and i was sweating. this is bad. I plan to bike everyday to work so i can't get there all sweaty. oh well. hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal self. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-13-2008, 03:30 PM	#13591 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	boost of confidence. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

05-13-2008, 05:45 PM	#13592 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It trips off the tongue but a robot lie detector can cause some problems. 13+5÷9=2 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-13-2008, 08:46 PM	#13593 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	sodium overload. bleh. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-13-2008, 10:14 PM	#13594 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	I like this thread. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

05-14-2008, 06:52 AM	#13596 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i got the sleep, now I need some water. oh look! it's raining outside. yay. i'm good. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-14-2008, 06:54 AM	#13597 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	nice flowing waters

05-14-2008, 08:08 AM	#13598 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I tried surfing a couple of times, it is more difficult than I thought it would be. It certainly does appear to be most excellent fun.

05-14-2008, 09:07 AM	#13599 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Body surfing is fun. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-14-2008, 10:13 AM	#13600 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	ring, being this is the longest thread, if you have a chance to try a long board you might find it more stable and easier to get up on it. thanks for the entertainment, jewels. I just watched a bunch of those. I like that minimalist approach ...just a wave and a body. Which reminds me that my sometimes sore shoulder is from being dislocated after mother nature slammed me on the beach, abraided half my face and permanently damaged my shoulder. But she's so beautiful, all is forgiven.