The Longest Thread Ever!

[MexicanOnABike]

fun stuff! next time, hold it in and block your ears and close your eyes as well. the pressure will make your head explode.

someone told me this as a kid. I laughed but He thought he was serious. oh well.

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How to Stop a Sneeze
Sneezing is a natural body mechanism. In many cultures it is frowned upon as a social gaffe, especially if one doesn't have a tissue handy. Nevertheless, many people will want to stop a sneeze for various reasons, including the world record holder, who, according to The Guinness Book of World Records, had a sneezing fit for 977 days, and produced more than a million sneezes.


[edit] StepsUnderstand why you sneeze. It isn't just a useless quirk that your body takes part in just to inconvenience you. In most cases a sneeze is the body's way of getting rid of stuff in your nose that can cause irritation. In other cases a sneeze is associated with a cold, evacuating about 40,000 infectious and microscopic droplets that would otherwise do you harm. Also, many sneezes are psychosomatic reactions to disquieting emotions or thoughts. The only physically bad thing about sneezing is the spread of disease, which can be prevented by using a tissue or, if necessary, sneezing into the inside of your elbow.
Know when not to stop a sneeze. A sneeze, known technically as a sternutation, is a major deal for the body. The typical sneeze removes air from your body at speeds up to 100 MPH [1], tremendous velocities that can cause serious injury if incorrectly stifled. That's why you should never try to stop a sneeze that is in progress. For example, do not hold your nose or block your mouth while sneezing. Doing so can cause serious injury. The force and velocity of the average sneeze, if prevented from ejection from the body, can eventually cause hearing loss and damage the blood vessels in your head, especially if you make a habit of stopping a sneeze when it's already begun.
Apply one of the following techniques to stop a sneeze, when appropriate. These techniques do not stop sudden, uncontrollable sneezes that sneak up on you without warning. It will only work on those sneezes that you feel coming. Many of these work because they force you to focus on a physical sensation other than your sneeze. It works in a similar fashion as when you pinch yourself to make yourself forget that your stubbed toe is hurting.


Press your tongue behind your two front teeth, where the roof of your mouth meets the gum palate or alveolar ridge. Press hard with your most powerful muscles against your teeth until the tickling sensation dissipates.
Pinch the tip of your nose when you feel that first tingle.
If you tend to have long sneezing jags, blow your nose frequently to clear your nostrils of irritants.
Tickle the roof of your mouth with the tip of your tongue when you feel the sneeze coming on. Continue until the urge to sneeze dissipates. This should take 5 to 10 seconds.
Press the top of your upper lip with a finger.
Spread the thumb of one hand away from the fingers. Using the sharp edges of the nails on the thumb and index finger of your other hand, pinch the flap of skin between the spread thumb and the fingers.
Look at the darkest and largest surface you can find. Examples may include a computer screen that is off, or someone's black clothing. Imagine yourself slowly moving into the blackness, as if you are zooming into outer space and being enveloped in more and more warm darkness. Focus deeply on imagining this, and the "sneezy feeling" will soon subside. Hint: the better you get at this, the smaller the dark surface will need to be. Also, while trying this, avoid looking or thinking of any lights or similarly bright-colored objects. This will be especially effective if you are prone to the Photic sneeze reflex (see Tips).
Think very intensely about the spot right between your eyebrows. Keep imagining that something is touching it until the sneezing feeling subsides.
It is often possible to stop a sneeze late in the build up by sucking the tip of your finger. This works right up until the point when you actually initiate the sneeze.
Try using your thumb and index finger to firmly squeeze the bridge of your nose, pushing slightly toward the corners of your eyes. If you attempt this too late, your hand is already in front of your mouth and nose.
Wiggle your ear lobe gently as you feel a sneeze coming on. This can look like you are playing with an earing or something, but does effectively stifle a sneeze.
Your eyes instinctively close when sneezing. Holding your eyelids open will prevent your body from allowing a sneeze to occur.
If you see someone about to sneeze or if they state that they feel a sneeze coming on, say "Pineapple." The absurdity and timing of the word sometimes forces the brain to "forget" about the sneeze.
Try using your finger to push up on the bottom of your nose as soon as you feel the tingling.
When you feel the sneeze coming on say "Grapefruit, GRAPEFRUIT!" or say "Elephant" and the sneeze usually goes away. You can also try saying or thinking of the word "asparagus!"
Using all of your concentration, visualize a grapefruit. Imagine having one in front of you and observing the color, texture, shape, and any irregularities. Think about what happens when you cut it, and the color and amount of juice inside. This should distract your brain from the imminent sneeze.
* Clench your teeth together, but try to stick out your tongue (use the muscle to push against the backs of your front teeth).
Push fingernail between teeth at gumline, bottom-row teeth are most effective. Repeat as necessary.
Tap on your forehead between your eyes when you feel a sneeze coming on.
Try taking a big deep breath in, simple & discreet for those occasions when needed.

[Esoteric]

I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails.

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Tricky.

[genuinegirly]

Whoo hoo! another post!

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Who will land on the upcoming palindrome?

[genuinegirly]

Good question

[Jetée]

The belief in an external world independent of the perceiving subject is the basis of all natural science. Since, however, sense perception only gives information of this external world or of "physical reality" indirectly, we can only grasp the latter by speculative means. It follows from this that our notions of physical reality can never be final. We must always be ready to change these notions - that is to say, the axiomatic basis of physics - in order to do justice to perceived facts in the most perfect way logically. -Einstein

[jewels]

Alas, I am not a good palindromist.

[Jetée]

Don't look back.

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Quotient of Quicksilverists.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Do these stripes
make my pants look small?
(I have none)

[genuinegirly]

I'm so very confused sometimes.

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what logo could we use, on our 'confused club' jackets?

I need one .

[MexicanOnABike]

for sure!... today was fun.

[genuinegirly]

How about this, Ring?

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or possibly?

[genuinegirly]

Oooo I like that one

[MexicanOnABike]

a black guy looking at a white sign... O_o

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An almost 50 year old tired off-white female,
ready to eat some comfort food and then crawl into her nest,
for a sleep segment.

Tootles.

[jewels]

Segment complete.

[Esoteric]

[MexicanOnABike]

music!

longest thread?!

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Tin Can Telephone.

[jewels]

Who's there?

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Whodini.

[MexicanOnABike]

HOOD-D.ini

[Jetée]

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I should go
outside pretty soon:
They might grill.

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Is a gambler paid more than a..?

The fickle fingle finger of fate points in which direction.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Southwest.

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Cupid's arrow sings true.

[genuinegirly]

I despise head colds.

[BadNick]

Around here it was a rainy windy day today, but tomorrow and Wednesday are supposed to be nice, sunny, and seasonable warmish. This seems like the longest Spring, I'm ready for Summer though it's still over a month away.

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Longing.......
for..

[BadNick]

...Endless Summer. Endless is longest in some ways.

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We want to meet you. You must know this thing.

[genuinegirly]

Post #13558

[NoSoup]

Bam! that's another one down

[MexicanOnABike]

count it. that's two!