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life is fucking awesome baby!!!!!!!!!!!
sign me up.......... fuck yeah!!! |
Look what I might do!
When things move, they precipitate. It can be fun. |
it do...
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hey, i'm tryin' some livin' here, too
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you be...
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So we are.
Watching the fish eat, soothing & stimulating, reminds me of sex. |
sex is good if you win......
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I never lose...also I never get lost.
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like that indian tribe, huh?
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i don't need no stinkin' gps navi
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not on a course one plays every day...
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would you say you can play that course with your eyes closed?
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not yet, especially after yesterday...
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do you dream of playing golf?
I've had pleasant dreams of driving fast on a couple tracks I like...East Course at Pocono and Thunderbolt at NJMP. |
sometimes...
i used to think i wanted to race cars... |
you had a Corvette, right? Did you ever race it? Drag or road?
I still enjoy bombing around the track but no evidence that I have international level talent ;) ...though I have a couple trophies from time trials and I usually pass most cars ...but that's due to inordinate power, huge brakes, and fine handling more than talent. And when you get this old and you're still alive, you have to have had some experience! ...I'm sure you can relate to that. |
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i blew him away at a buck and a quarter and still had about two inches between the accelerator and the floor before he backed off... |
show off phil............
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yup... :)
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I still have about a buck and a quarter...
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that'll get ya a cup of coffee, sans tip...
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I called a tree guy today to take 3 down & out on my property.
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hope they fell the right way...
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as long as I don't have to do it, I don't care where they fall.
A few weeks ago I decided to cut one down myself, with my brother's help. We had a couple ladders and my little chainsaw and this pine tree was about 40 ft. high and right next to my house. Since there was no place to just drop it, we had to work our way up the tree removing all the branches; then when we got within 10 feet of the top we tied off the top so we could urge it in the right direction and cut it off; then worked down an took out the rest piece by piece...then of course the clean up and disposal! This took us two whole days, climbing up and down the ladder a couple hundred times. Then my knees were quite sore for a few more days. This is why I'll never cut down another tree on my property again...if I can't just drop it in one shot, I'm calling the tree guy. |
Trees are great.
They provide oxygen for every living creature. Shade. Housing for birds, bugs, humans and other creatures. Sugar, rubber, medicines, all kinds of wood projects. They're beautiful to look at, and fun to climb. They provide warmth when you're cold. The right trees even flavor your bbq meat. Trees, is there anything they can't do? |
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I hate cutting down any tree that doesn't really have to be removed...but these three were planted about 40+ years ago by some stupid human who thought it was good to plant a cute little tree about a foot from the house wall. So now that they're 40ft+ high they are just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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ours were dead/dying...cut and split for firewood...big, tall red oaks and poplars...
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no legend, me...
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We had a 1989 Legend in the family since new...damn fine Acura car. Now Purple Heart has it.
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hey, won 3 bucks today...
what'd you do? |
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otherwise, not much |
Woodies are wonderful.
I'd post the song "Isn'I it wonderful to have a penis?" But I don't know how, so I guess I'll just go play with it. |
shake it baby,shake it..........
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i've seen them before...
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yeah.........that's what i'm talkin' about
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ah, ass...
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have you noticed that "ass" spelled backwards is "ssa"? << that tells you something, doesn't it?!
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yup, tells me that you know your alphabet...
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i like soup
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I guess I'd better be careful with my rollerball(s).
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lookout!...incoming girl cooties.
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/me ducks under the school-desk...
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cooties! eeeewwhhh!
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I think I found a cootie in my Fruit Loops.
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cooties are figments of your imagination...
OUCH!!! |
was there a girl swimming in your fruit loops? was there a girl in your imagination?
I rest my case. |
damn thing gets heavy, don't it?
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It gets heavier when you get tired, but if you're strong, it's not too much to bear.
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She'll be frost bit in five seconds-foolish woman.
Oh wait...this is fantasy, I forgot. |
It might be the post apocalyptic world where acid rain has destroyed most vegetation. So that's probably acetic acid snow which freezes at about 62.3F and, as you can imagine, that's sort of a nice cool temperature for a gladiator.
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global warming my ass...
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^^ he's phil hot-ass
Fly's competition. |
her arms and knees are well protected, but I'm worried about her soft, tender upper chest and midriff areas. I'm gonna go worry about those some more.
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don't worry, little grasshopper; we're here for ya'...
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a bicycle race went right by my house this morning...woke me up to see what all the commotion was about.
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I recognized a fellow schoolmate at the time. I ducked behind the drapes. |
asshole car alarm went off across the street at about 2:00am...
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fuckin' alarms eh?
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sorry it is was me....my car sometimes sets off alarms as I drive by. Doesn't seem too loud (unlike my neighbor's which is too loud!) but I guess there's a resonant vibration thing going on.
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Guess where my vibrational alarm comes from?
That's right - Heaven. |
Heavens to Betsy
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Ocm? |
sufferin' succotash...
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Tippecanoe and Tyler too
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"Zimmerman Flew, Tyler Knew -- Turk 182"
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i saw that...
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Running for the hills.
You are all so beautiful. |
and intelligent...
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with good personalities...
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So y'all see how we can be?
This is a wonderful world. I've been told this is a guy's thread, but I disagree. My cock doesn't hurt. In fact, I love the way it feels. Don"t kick my ass, boys, until you do a little research. |
I'm feeling mine now too...it feels like good research. Hopefully I can get gov't funding if you're green with envy. How to Get Government Grants for Green Energy | eHow.com
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If I have a tan, can I still be green? I admired my older son, out loud & in silence, last night. He gave me a hug.
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I can relate to that...my older son just turned 14, he's taller than me already, and when he's acting all macho tough guy with all his football team buddies around, I like to grab him in a big hug and plant a giant wet smooch on his face "...come here, give daddy a kiss..." He acts a bit embarrassed but he likes it.
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my dad was the complete opposite - old world, the way he was brought up...
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Man-love is hard and enbarrassing.
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My dad was an idiot & so am I.
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oh hell........go sit down.
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apple doesn't fall far from the tree
dad used to cut apple slices for me still love ya dad |
speaking of apples...
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wake and bake, wake and bake........
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mmmmmm, apple pie. warm, with creamy vanilla ice cream. à la mode
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More eating leads to rectitude & onwards.
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and fat. now I got extra fat.
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had me some vanilla bean this afternoon...
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Share some?
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good call jay..........glad i embarked on that journey this morning too.......had a bud over to record with and the doobie fit in nicely......:thumbsup: |
scoobie doobie doooo
I love you a bushel, too don't forget the peck |
Chicken?
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fearless!
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fosdick?
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figures 'ol phil is talkin' about dicks again.
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I like it when he does that, & I love my penis.
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Dick Tracy and Fosdick? How obscure is that, phil?
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