don't pick on mr. ed

of course, of course.......
he he

easy now, wilbur...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/mr-ed.jpg

what a ridiculous show.

what part? the talking horse or that a geek like that would have such a hot wife and spend all of his time in a stable?

A little form column A, a little from column B. I imagine that show being one of the reasons pot had such a negative social stigma at the time.

nah, it was the manure that did it. ever have to muck out a stable?:grumpy:

hercules did:

For the fifth labor, Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day.
Now King Augeas owned more cattle than anyone in Greece. Some say that he was a son of one of the great gods, and others that he was a son of a mortal; whosever son he was, Augeas was very rich, and he had many herds of cows, bulls, goats, sheep and horses.

Every night the cowherds, goatherds and shepherds drove the thousands of animals to the stables.

Hercules went to King Augeas, and without telling anything about Eurystheus, said that he would clean out the stables in one day, if Augeas would give him a tenth of his fine cattle.

Augeas couldn't believe his ears, but promised. Hercules brought Augeas's son along to watch. First the hero tore a big opening in the wall of the cattle-yard where the stables were. Then he made another opening in the wall on the opposite side of the yard.

Next, he dug wide trenches to two rivers which flowed nearby. He turned the course of the rivers into the yard. The rivers rushed through the stables, flushing them out, and all the mess flowed out the hole in the wall on other side of the yard.

When Augeas learned that Eurystheus was behind all this, he would not pay Hercules his reward. Not only that, he denied that he had even promised to pay a reward. Augeas said that if Hercules didn't like it, he could take the matter to a judge to decide.

The judge took his seat. Hercules called the son of Augeas to testify. The boy swore that his father had agreed to give Hercules a reward. The judge ruled that Hercules would have to be paid. In a rage, Augeas ordered both his own son and Hercules to leave his kingdom at once. So the boy went to the north country to live with his aunts, and Hercules headed back to Mycenae. But Eurystheus said that this labour didn't count, because Hercules was paid for having done the work.

Ancient historian Suetonius, in his The Lives of Twelve Caesars, writes about the attempt of the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula to make his favorite horse, Incitatus, ("Speedy") a consul. American Empire had advanced this animal friendly project by appointing not one horse but a whole stable. The name of this stable is New Europe. As in the case of the Third Emperor of the Roman Empire, the reason for lavishing horses with consular honor has more to do with imperial arrogance then insanity.

ps: my first dog was named Speedy :)

kinda like congress...

My all time favourite Caqligula story was when had the Romans attack an empty beach, claimed victory, and took shells back as treasure.... Crazy asshole.

history!!!


.....that's so fucking yesterday it's sick.

sicker than nero's vomitorium?

definitely

ha sicker than yo average
Poppa twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink

huh?

wow.....................that's fucked up

Biggy Biggy Biggy.


Can't you see?

NRN,
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me!

good trick, unc

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i'm back...

hey, take one for the gipper. or three

i fucking loved Star Wars when i was a kid...........

shit, i lived them back in the 80s...'ckin' assholes...

i challenge you to a lightsabre dual phil.......

duck, dude!

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see me shake...

ya' you're shaking your johnson.......

that darth johnson? , no sorry doc johnson....

you can even make it dance...

for a price, I'm sure....

come sit on my lap, sweetie...

cdw, what's that new avatar? ....so philangistic!

seems to be the opinion, well next one coming up!!

looks like a bag of fries...

...it's so cerebral! fried brains?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bropreview.jpg

certainly not french fried...

Is philangistic a word?

i think it is; means something between tongue-tied and middle-fingered...

My only dictionary expired about four decades ago, when LBJ's term was not yet recorded (or finished) by the history books. As so, it does not have the particular definition I was subject to finding here.

mine is from 86. I was like one when that shit was going down.

dead thread...........and presidents too..

I'll guess and say about 41 presidents (of USA) have died up til today.

ahh, but a "word" is only something that symbolizes a meaning, and obviously cdw and I communicated quite directly about "philangistic"

word (wûrd)
n.
1. A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes.
2. Something said; an utterance, remark, or comment

Scrape -

v. scraped, scrap·ing, scrapes
v.tr.
1. To remove (an outer layer, for example) from a surface by forceful strokes of an edged or rough instrument: scraped the wallpaper off before painting the wall.
2. To abrade or smooth by rubbing with a sharp or rough instrument.
3. To rub (a surface) with considerable pressure, as with an edged instrument or a hard object.
4. To draw (a hard or abrasive object) forcefully over a surface: scraped my fingernails down the blackboard.
5. To injure the surface of by rubbing against something rough or sharp: scraped my knee on the sidewalk.
6. To amass or produce with difficulty: scrape together some cash.
v.intr.
1. To come into sliding, abrasive contact.
2. To rub or move with a harsh grating noise.
3. To give forth a harsh grating noise.
4. To economize or save money by paying attention to very small amounts; scrimp.
5. To succeed or manage with difficulty: scraped through by a narrow margin.
n.
1.
a. The act of scraping.
b. The sound of scraping.
2. An abrasion on the skin.
3.
a. An embarrassing predicament.
b. A fight; a scuffle.


Barrel -

n.
A large cylindrical container, usually made of staves bound together with hoops, with a flat top and bottom of equal diameter.
The quantity that a barrel with a given or standard capacity will hold.
(Abbr. bar. or bbl. or bl.) Any of various units of volume or capacity. In the U.S. Customary System it varies, as a liquid measure, from 31 to 42 gallons (120 to 159 liters) as established by law or usage.
The cylindrical part or hollow shaft of any of various mechanisms, as:
The metal, cylindrical part of a firearm through which the bullet travels.
A cylinder that contains a movable piston.
The drum of a capstan.
The cylinder within the mechanism of a timepiece that contains the mainspring.
The trunk of a quadruped animal, such as a horse or cow.
Informal. A large quantity: a barrel of fun.
Slang. An act or instance of moving rapidly, often recklessly, in a motor vehicle.
adj.
Likened to a barrel, as in shape: a barrel chest; barrel hips.

yummmmm....barrel

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scraping the barrel

i changed it before you saw it
this is a bag of fries, phil.........

i am so observant...

this will let you take 3

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i can see them, too...

see me, feel me, touch me, heal me...

tommy can you hear me?

no one likes taste?

cat got your tongue?

~= C.L.

???

CL was an endearing nickname we had for one of the guys I grew up with...it's an abbreviation for Lapping a female genital organ, not to mention he was the first one of us who could grow a mustache.

aahhh...

you mean twat taster right?




:D

Whistlin' in the wheat fields...?

worshiping at the font of all knowledge...

is that 16 or 17 point font?

16...

bold and with italics?

No love for the underline... Sad.

love, but no play...

needs more play.

needs more love

No one needs love. just play.

some need dough
play dough

This ain't clay. This shit's real life!

he took 100 lbs. of clay...

...mation man

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Don't make me bring ghetto Gumby out again.

or "the mug..."

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Mucking about, Mugging Men on Mondays

mug or pug?

Teeter tottering, taking three on Tuesday

ah, the view from the monkey bars...

I'm looking up your dress, unc

doncha wish you were looking up hers?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...lyn-monroe.jpg

While it would be better than nothing, only looking would be frustrating...but I'd really like to give her a giant hug and hear her whisper "oh nicky" into my ear.

there is this impersonator in Hillcrest I could introduce you to.....

hillcrest, ny?

does she hang out at armandingo's?

Armandingos Truck & Dirigible - Binghamton, NY, 13901 - Citysearch

yeah whatever

I'm going to Tony's Pub for lunch today, actually buying lunch for my buddy Tony who is not related to the other Tony. Usually there are a mininal number of impersonators there.

tony any relation to maggie?

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hillcrest san diego, google that phil...

hey phil.........i got something you can google right here baby.........


*grabs ass*


check that puppy out man..........



oh yeah..........and gimme a kiss too.......


:D

thanks Fly!

I'm not sure it had to do anything with reading your post before bedtime, but I had a real nice dream last night of grabbing some fine womanly ass.

not with my cold dead fingers...

why not phil?

...and i don't think Nick has seen "the pic".........

you mean this one?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...flys_ass-1.jpg

wonder how long those tight-asses at photobucket will let this stay...

...maybe the photobucket authorities poked their own eyes out with hot irons after they saw that pic and now they are mumbling and drooling at some trauma victim rehab center....I know that's what I did

hell....i have pics of me smokin' pot and big buds.........my ass..........Nancy's ass:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:.......all on photobucket.........no probs so far.


....and Nick.....i have a fork here if you'd wish to dig your eyeballs out......:D