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Okay, I can't golf, but I can caddy.
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I like to walk on the grass and watch the trees, plus I can count. Or not, if you don't want me to count.
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You're joking, right?
If anybody's ever been better, they're still not you. I'd fancy a walk in the woods, as far as the paths do go, & then some. |
I know this is take 3...but FORE!!!
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better duck, nick...
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quack quack...if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, I'd eat it
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QUACK!!!!!
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there might be exceptions....errr I mean 'xceptions
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Xxxceptions?
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How long has it been?
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over an hour...
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Well, not quite.:thumbsup:
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well fuck a duck.........you guys are bent.
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now he gets it.....
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hey, it's the saint...
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I thought he meant Saint Somebody Else.
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or perhaps Elsewhere
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You have facilities unexcelled
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You made it too easy.
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Whose guy is that?
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I can put my tongue in their cheeks as well as any of them...
It's a whole 'nother era, you know. |
I'm sneaking one in while unc is taking a break.
ps: today is my dearest wife's birthday < don't get me wrong, it's not like I also have a less-dear wife or two, just the one dearest one. |
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Phil's stole another one from dem Dodgers
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yankees up 2 - 0...
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Happy belated to Most Dearly Bad.
Last I heard, the yankees won, phil, at least to the Union's satisfaction. |
Such a sporting fan you are, dear.
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how 'bout them bills?
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Hello to all my fellow TFP teammates!
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hello backatcha...
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good ol' eft, huh?
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waddaya take for an eft?
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eft = electronic funds transfer
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EFT= effective facililitating teachers
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I thought you meant F'd
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early fucking transitioning?
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each frolicking transvestite
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erstwhile felching troglodytes...
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while you freaks play with the eft.........i'll be in the lead again.
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Egalitarian freaks toking.
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equestrian Fly taunting
Eagles fan tops! ...< though they seem to be sucky lately |
go yanks...
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yeah.....go yank my dink..........:D
that was good Nick.........nicely done. |
thanks, unc....I don't know if I'll be able to forget that :( May the spirit of Harry Kalas haunt your golf game.
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WTF?
Fly said "dink"? |
back in the day, winky dink was my first experience with interactive media ...I mean other than howling at the TV or radio:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...7headerbig.jpg |
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remember "sheboygan pat?"
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cheeseburger cheeseburger no pepsi coke |
that, too...
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or three
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fore!!!
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you yelling fore a lot on the course lately phil?
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foreskin head < ...not sure what to make of that concept but there it is
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[QUOTE=uncle phil;2720744]fore!!![/QUOTE
ooooh, nasty slice to the left..... thats gota hurt ---------- Post added at 09:39 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:38 AM ---------- ooooh, nasty slice to the left..... thats gota hurt |
that's only 2...where's the 3?
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right down the fucking middle!!!
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the only part of my golf game that needs improving is my consistency. Every couple years or so I hit a good one so if only I could repeat that often, I'd be looking for a job as the club pro...my arms wrapped around those gorgeous young female golfers, my sizeable nose planted firmly in the nape of her neck inhaling her golfy essence, teaching her the swings...all that kind of crap.
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Who cares who wins?
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someone must, otherwise why would they keep score.......?
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'zackly...
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I don't need no stinkin score but apparently "they" do. Them they's are always up to no good.
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it's how one can tell who's winning and who's the loser...
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Nick: 8 the whole thing
all others: zed ....that's Canadian btw, but I think it means "z" not zero. I'll have to check my Canadian to English translator. |
guess we know now...
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only piss poor part of my game is the fuckin' up and down.
can keep it in the fairway......no worries putting('cept on a drinking round i guess).....but the damn short game of mine sucks ass......... ---------- Post added at 05:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:10 PM ---------- Quote:
it's how we pronounce your "ZEE"......we say "ZED" and no...it doesn't mean zero..........(some peoples fucking kids i tell ya') :thumbsup: |
Thanks, Mr. Fly...now I know why they call it "horse sense"
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or horse puckies...
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I didn't know horses play hockey!
But I have seen donkey baseball a few times up near Poughkeepsie. |
oh, at the horseshoe tournament?
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don't think that was it, unc. One of my favorite aunts and uncles (and not just cause his name was also Nick) lived right near Poughkeepsie in Pleasant Valley. We used to spend some time there and on Fri or Sat night one of the local neighborhood events was always donkey baseball.
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we used to see them at high-school fundraisers back in the day...
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ya',ya',ya'............smart ass........(get it)........smart ass.........:paranoid: |
Horse hockey?
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Fly,
I have a suspicion you'd be great at ass curling ;) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...03/curling.jpg |
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yes Nick......i bet i would too.........
and lovely.........now phil's gonna bombard the site with his damn Yankee logos......... |
I remember sitting in Yankee Stadium, the original one, in 1961 watching Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris slugging away for Babe's record. Go Yogi!
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Well, there's sports & then there're sports.
I don't know the differences. |
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unc, is that all there is to love?
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I'd postulize not.
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i'd rather be on drugs than cheer for the Yank-me's
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I'd rather be yanking you & cheering for it.
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/me has a grotesque visual image of the above...
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rain delay so far....I guess it's good for the flowers, though.
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you don't send me flowers anymore...
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...or less
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Rain makes it too slippery to play?
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it do...
too much risk of injury... |
is that why it hurt?
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Where's the Finnish line?
I must have mislaid it somehow. |
look to the east, Swedey
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