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not very...
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did you ever notice that "penis" backwards is "sinep" which to me says "sin, extended play" which I suppose makes more sense than sin lp which backwards would be plnis which I have no idea what that might be, so it does belong in nonsense.
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thank you for the clarificaton...I'll cross "transvestite aficianado" off my list
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Mink coats are made to be worn inside out.
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hmmm, I can already feel that.
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i feel the love...
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and conversely, I love the feel...
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Mmmm, silky fur!
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nick, you used to wear chuck taylor's too?
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ahh, what a picture you paint, unc. A mental artist-u-r. Me standing in front of a large mirror, totally naked with my mom's full length mink coat on inside-out, and my chuck taylor's sticking out on my feet. But back then I never heard of Chuck Taylor, and we called them Converse sneakers.
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Fly your Canucks are blowing their wad, they're playing too good for the pre-season, nada left for the real season....haha
Go Leafs Go |
as long as they kick your leafs asses when they meet,then it's all good jay.
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damn...
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double damn!
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triple!
fucking! damn!!!!!!!! |
and a partridge in a pear tree...
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I hate it when they start christmas stuff before halloween..........
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I wonder if any Christmas decorations are up around here yet? I haven't noticed.
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I hope you get pumpkins & turkeys first.
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thanks...I don't recall seeing a pumpkin/turkey pie recipe but that sounds like it tastes good...found this simple one:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pumpkinpie.jpg Now that I think of it, I have made a sort of "shepherd's pie" using sweet potato, pumpkin, and turkey which was quite tasty. |
that could be edible...
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i just had a couple good enchiladas
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glad i'm upwind...
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Enchiladas, per se, don't have any bean content. But traditionally they are often served with a side of refried beans. And we know beans are good for your heart
Beans, beans, are good for your heart, They Make you strong and make you fart. A fart is a bubble of compressed air, Which gives the body ease. It warms the bed on a frosty night, And suffocates the fleas! OR Beans beans beans beans, Beans be ans beans beans, Beans are good for a broken heart, The more you eat the more you fart, The more you fart the better you feel, So eat you beans in every meal, Beans beans beans beans, Beans beans beans beans... OR EVEN Beans, beans the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot! Beans, beans they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat! OR PERHAPS Beans, Beans the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, The more you toot the better you feel, So lift your leg and let it squeal! |
nick, you ol' toot...
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just don't pinch my cheeks, unc.
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.....brrrrrrrrappppp.........
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I was told to squelch them in company.
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you do know that all those songs are good unless it's jelly beans......
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get back to work...
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that's why they call him Mr. Bean
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or just plain "beano..."
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drano...
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gas-x!
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we'll clean this place up yet...
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I'll call in my cleaning lady if necessary! The big guns! But she doesn't do windows.
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hehe...
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sheesh
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thought you could sneak in a win, huh?
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I'm just being persistent....like those ants who came marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
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Fantasia is one of my all time favs....from many good ones.
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don't forget the tar baby...
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I shed a tear when I first watched Bambi...and Dumbo, too.
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I only cry when I feel like it.
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...and sometimes I feel like it whether I want to or not. The tears are cleansing, especially on my cheeks....in case they were dirty. Or in case I got smoke or something in my eyes. Obviously, being a man I don't cry for nothing.
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I just heard "He's a peach", in my left ear.
I read what you wrote to OCM? over the phone...uhhh about 58 seconds ago. |
ah, that probaby explains the flush of warmth I felt in my left ear about 2 hours ago. For a minute there I thought I had a hot flash.
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anybody ever ask you how you knew?
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I have the market cornered on hot-flashes, boys.
Where are my adoring fans when I need them? |
Talk about cornered, for lunch today I had a corned beef and chopped liver on rye from Hymie's deli down the corner. They lightly grill the cb and also the rye slices, and the smaltz in the chopped liver almost melts a little from the warmth. A cup of their really good matzo ball soup was my appetizer. Thank God for Jews.
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Last time I felt cornered, a "hot flash" might describe what I felt. Of course, that's sort of like what I felt under ELP's ministrations, also.
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lucky man...
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hot flashbacks...sort of like a volcano erupting from my gut up to my head and I'm spinning around at the same time
It was almost HELP except poor Jimi bit the dust too soon :( |
ok, where's the jet?
i heard a rumor that he "won" this thread... |
there's no "I" in team,but there is in winner and i'm winnin'.........
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congratulations!
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how about a weiner
...or two. That'll be my lunch, with a big pile of raw onions, mustard, relish, and a dab o' ketchup |
I'll bring the cheese.
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stack that cheese...let's invite a baconite, too.
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Hot tomatoes, sans the skins.
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well I can't argue with a hot tomato. The skinless reminds me that at the end of the tomato growing season when we have a bunch of nice ripe tomatoes I blanch them, peel them, chop them up, then wisk in my favorite olive oil, salt, pepper...if you have a nice herb that goes well, too. Then just pour it over al dente pasta with some parmesan. Dammit, now I'm hungry again.
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tamales, anybody?
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seasonably alluring...
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But I can't taste it. :confused:
It seemed tight, but deodorized. |
they do that...
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i like it when they're tight and deodorized.....
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But where go the pheromones?
read: Where is the love? |
Love Supreme...and this is also one of my favorite
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We will Nutella today.
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of course. Nutella is one of the essential food groups needed to survive
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don't know if i could eat that...
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Trust me, you could.
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gotta be awfully hungry...
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I get the impression you might be. Nutella's good stuff, & chocolate soothes your soul. Did I tell you I love you lately?
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no, nor soonly...
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Consider it said.
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:love: :hearts:
sometimes a picture is worth a few words |
thank rudy it's not a thousand...
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Wasn't there a famous song about "my chocolate fantastic lover"? If not, there shoulda been.
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Does anybody have a recipe for pan-fried jello?
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my curiosity proded me to look and apparently such a thing exists: Deep-Frying Jello - a set on Flickr
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1/4 c. (whatever's in the cupboard)
(try flaxseed meal) some egg & half and half three flaming shots of your choice season to taste ask Julia (the final step is always my favorite, despite the aversion training.) & plenty of butter. (The insides are a little runny, but it's fun.) |
What is this? Lol
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I thought you knew, or somebody here! I'm just hanging around until I can find out what's up. I have a feeling that might take forever....hey, don't forget that half way to "forever" still takes "forever". Even quarter of the way!
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i've got a quarter......
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Colored fingernails
create a differ ent presence, allowing new things. (Let's not talk about anything else.) |
two bits ...I like it when you don't bite your fingernails
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Please forgive me for saying that - I forgot where I was.
Your willingness to respond I find enlightening. Goodness, gracious, bad balls of fire! |
/me runs...
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Where are you going? Can I come along?
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hold on loosely...
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