soft, built for comfort

let's play a game...

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tag, you're it

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^ or was that a "triple play?"

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I need a *bangs head on desk* emoticon right now.

Also Phil, your challenge is to post once each day for the next 7 days, but only posting sfw, non nudie pics.

That just might be a challenge.

1:

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aww c'mon silly...........i like the nudies 'ol phil drops down for us.........

Ah, but I still clearly remember a day when we had fun conversation in this thread, not just mostly porn. :)

Also, I'd love to be able to play in this thread and not be concerned about who will walk up behind me, even if I'm on the site on my phone, and I like Phil and miss his piece of fun conversation!

Phil, come back to us!!

i have never left, except to golf...

which i need to do now...

(and watch your back... :) )

I tried watching my back, I got dizzy walking in circles. Maybe Jay will watch it for me? Lol

Lol. I twisted my neck trying to watch my back, & it hasn't gotten better.

i am watching the wierdest video from 'wayside' right now...

meanwhile, 2:

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the fattest knight at king arthur's round table was sir cumference. he acquired his size from too much pi...

3:

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1 thought I saw an eye doctor on an alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical aleutian...

4:

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Avast ye mateys!

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she was only a whiskey maker, but i loved her still.

5:

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Would I trade places?
I'm thinking wholly way not;
I need to learn things.

Sometimes when I play poker, I take 3.

a grenade thrown into a kitchen in france would result in linoleum blownapart...

6:

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a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. the police are looking into it...

7, at last:

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... and it has been such a nice.. nude-free week....

time flies like an arrow - fruit flies like a banana...

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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head...'

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i wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger; then it hit me...

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a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'keep off the grass...'

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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large...

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the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran...

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a backward poet writes inverse...

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in a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes...

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when cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion...

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if you jumped off the bridge in paris, you'd be in seine...

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A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger...'

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You'll have to disembark now, sir!

two fish swim into a concrete wall. one turns to the other and says 'dam!'

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two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...

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You know times are bad when:

#1: If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

#2: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

#3: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

two hydrogen atoms meet. one says, 'i've lost my electron.' the other says 'are you sure?' the first replies, 'yes, i'm positive...'

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did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? his goal: transcend dental medication...

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there are two theories to arguing with a woman.
neither works...

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good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment...

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sillygirl on line 3

when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra...

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More like sillygirl NOT on line because she's tired of all the nudie/semi nude pics. This thread used to be fun. *sniffle*

I find them tiring, also. There's no reason to disrespect phil's focus, I guess, though I don't know if it attracts "fun." <would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?><shut up & go & change your armor.> (misrecollected from MP&THG). We could carry on without worrying about trivia?

1,2,3...........

Word problems were my favorite:

3 girls each have 2 tits. If the circumference of each tit is 14 inches, how many inches of tits do the 3 girls have?

Alrighty, then. That's not even a proper question, BadNick. No wonder sillygirl reckons we're no fun.

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