I agree, they make me have some David Duke moments....

somebody say daisy duke?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...phil1/duke.jpg

peels

Must be a thing for Daisy Duke to put some weight on, at least Catherine Bach's weight came when she was older, unlike Jessica Simpson and her whatever the hell happened.
http://image.examiner.com/images/blo...resized(1).jpg

Now she's dumb as a post, and has an ass the size of Alaska....

Her behind is beautifully zaftig, and the size of Iowa perhaps, not Alaska.
A post cannot speak. Oh wait, it just did.

I thought the ass from Alaska was the one who ran for some office recently...whoever that was. However, I think some of the best porkers come from Iowa.

Hehe, oddly enough earlier this evening I was reading about that ass from Alaska that you speak of....
The Masked Avengers' prank on Sarah Palin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Those silly Canadians, gotta hand it to 'em. Prolly too much beer and cigarettes...and hockey.

Let's remember the good times.



http://www.hkb.org.uk/collages/j/jes...Boots_hkb1.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmm beer, mmmmmmmmm hockey, no cigarettes though, quit them a few months ago............some weed though, we likes our green goodness way up north....

I thought we were going to get a picture like this, with all the talk of that ass from Alaska
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3t8SZwvY_F...palin-porn.jpg

I'll marry Canadian some day.

or all of the above.:thumbsup:


FUCK YEAH

"...keep your goddam butt off my beautiful Charger!!!"

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I have a few cute Canadian nieces and cousins. I'll steer 'em your way so they can start stalking you.

Greatly appreciated Nick.

i'm awake now...

sure ya' are phil......sure ya' are.

I'm awake to.

To what?

I'm awake 3.

past my wake-time...

Man did I have a shitty night of sleep.

on the other hand, my bed is still nice and clean though I did have a pretty good dream

a sweet dream made of these?

who am i to disagree...

I've travelled the world.

i started a joke...

we were looking for " and the seven seas"... Thanks for playing though Phil you are a fine young man.

and a snappy dresser...........

yeah, really great shoes.

shoo, fly; don't bother me...

I am the lord of the flies.

I am the Lord of the Dance
clog dancing that is.....

edit - had to delete the pic - children, ya know...

sorry...

might you be an oversexed lord of the dance?

wasn't that kind of picture.....

edit - had to delete another one - kid in the background...

but perhaps this will get same idea....
same costume older dancer...

..which started the whole world...

Only the people who post infrequently and randomly in this thread will win. (me)

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

it should have been.

wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...

what do you do for a haddock?

the fuck did i do to you man?

it's a song, man, about an insect...not you...

i know...........just fuckin' with ya'

Drank

clog dancer Take 3
http://chrisbrady.itgo.com/dance/ste.../clogging3.jpg

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take 4
http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/gif/1clog1.gif

i am so proud of you... :)

I would like to thank the members of the academy, ...........

do you like me?

do you really like me?

do you like me now?

yes, sally...

where's the mustang?

goin' round the roses...

here, take 3

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...202/3roses.gif

Which reminds me...I'm going to the Philadelphia Flower Show in about an hour, with my 85 year old mom....love ya, mom. I'm sure I'll have a couple hundred nice photos like I did last year and you'll get to see them whether you like it or not!

Hey Fly, do you understand all the weights the Americans are throwing around in that drug thread over in General Discussion? I'm used to ounces, half ounces, quarters shit like that all this talk of "an 8th", or "a half 8th" is just too confusing for my Canadian brain. I got to go smoke a joint maybe I'll be able to understand it better......

Aww, that's nice of you Nick, hope you and your mum have a good time at the flower show.....

bring out a case of wine and roses!

those were the days, weren't they...

those were proud days.

Proud mary keep on burnin,

Left a good job in the city,
Workin for the man evry night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleepin,
Worryin bout the way things might have been.

big wheels keep on turnin'...

I'd take 3

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5a006f7160.jpg

dude.......an 1/8th is an 1/8th of an ounce.........:thumbsup:

now you got me on the half 1/8th though,the fuck is that?

1/16th...

I've never bought weed by the 1/8th, that's interesting, seems odd buying 3.5 grams though, and paying $70 for it, what the fucks up with that? Thank fuck for Canada eh?

I lived in northern Manitoba and had to pay $80 for a 1/4, but that's way the fuck up north, and shit was like anything else up there, costly to transport that far north, back here in Ontario, it's much more reasonably priced.

mutha fuckas gotta roll in pounds.

fuck dem pounds, too! Go metric, baby!!!

Coming into Los Angeles - Bringing in a couple of ki's
Don't touch my bags if you please mister customs man...

why do you think they call it dope...

uhhh...........

cuz it's for dopes?

I always thought Dopey was cute...not sure if he liked Maryjane better than Snow White

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...iry-Tale-C.jpg

it did badly on the SATs?

you only need half a brain to do reasonably well on SATs...

I set the other half here somewhere.......

Is it cheating if I only use my good half?

long as you didn't peek...

peeking tickles my innards....must be the bad half

My brain is awesome.

mine is stir fryed

/me envisions a fried egg, sunny side up...

with the yolk running.....

my grandma first served me sauted brains...the taste eventually grew on me.

i once had a brain...

a brain once had me...

I still get brain.

NRN, that's hot! Just considering the size of my head, I'd say my brain is my largest sex organ...and cool thing is I can rub it even if people are watching

This is some paparazzi pic that caught me in the midst of public brainilingus

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ictures108.jpg

gator missed by a little bit...

i missed it too, so that's why we're ready to swap spits

we do have to hhok up in fells point or someplace this summer...

gator penis?

I'm ready

tastes like chicken

but a little greasier....

What about chicken penis

like rattlesnake but less greasy

then what does rattlesnake taste like?

like chicken but a little greasier

well played.

hanging with folks like you,
you learn.......

This is the story of a Johnny Rotten.........

gone, but neil young won't let us forget him...

don't make fun of good old Neil...rock on, Neil!...I always drive with a harmonica in my car so I can instantly dive into a Neil rendition at the slightest urge, rockin' in the free world, even when I get to a toll booth now that I have EZPass.

and you wonder why car insurance is sooooo high...

you seen some of the stuff nick want's to drive? makes my rates want to go up too...

I started quite young...this is my first car, me driving, my brother riding shotgun...to comply with TFP policy on showing pics of kids, I disguised our cute little faces:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cks1stcar2.jpg