that sir is an exceptionally large p. A dandy.

nick sounds like a phanatic...

yes... one of "those"

fuckers.....

not them...THOSE!!!

oh right..........sorry

Never forget that I love you.

Hey guys, everyone still alive and well?

alive...and somewhat well...

hey silly.....good to see you again dear.

signs, signs, everywhere signs...

Here's a sign ... http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0200.gif

that i'm stayin' alive...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customp...ic120569_3.gif

what else is there for me?

you really do?

BOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAA


getting Mettalica tickets this morn

Guess what we've been doing.

what?

chicken butt

why?

where?

aww man...........



















when?

ok.........right now it is then

or maybe yesterday...

If I could save time in a bottle...

I would drink it all up for sure.

...that bottle would be something slimy & we could then make all your fishes come through.
If I had a box just for fishes, and creams that would never turn blue, that box would be empty except for the smell & a curious slick residue.

Avon eat your heart out.

Avon doesn't eat, my sweet,
It gobbles lesser thoughts for breakfast,
and digests others intact.

We shall return to home base soon.

I have prurience, and will never apologize for it,
since God gave it to me.
I will, however, clean up after myself, if I am able.

A tasteful finish once again my glorious friend.

Well, yesssss.

Did we discuss my skirt budget yet?

I love you sweetie...the last few grains of the hourglass here at library are running
out...maybe we can do this again tommorow....Please?

You didn't address my skirts!

here's a skirt for ya:


Atlanta

I never skirt an issue,
I have found a direct approach, lives beyond reproach.

cool link phil.....way.

You might not know how much I can love you, but I don't, either.

"We must not limit our challenges,
bur challenge our limits"

Thirsty?

I will challenge anyone willing to accept it. Physically, I will lose, otherwise, it's up in the air.

I stand tall, and proud to call myself an airhead.

There's something other than air in your head, darlin'!

/me hears air supply...

/me feels sick to his stomache...

get a room!!!

Got one, thanks!

I have half a bottle of Pepto- Bismal left.
...and only 3 minutes left on this computer.

Get a room?

Be careful dude, I just might cut you some slack.

I love your guts.

Bye for now...

where's sillygirl?

sillygirl may have taken 4

hope she's not buried too deep...

Sorry, I'm here. Been kinda busy. We moved last week and the doc is threatening bed rest if I don't take it easy, so I've been trying to get as much done as possible before tomorrow, when they'll probably stick me on bedrest anyway. Ugh.

Hey, anyone know how to get rid of a woodpecker? We have one in the new backyard and it's annoying as hell. They're protected by federal law, apparently, so I can't shoot them (I'm a pretty bad shot anyway)

use a slingshot...

I think they're protected by that too... and I'm worse with a slingshot than with a gun. :-p I think I'll have to hang a bunch of those little tin pie pans in the trees and just scare off ALL the birds...

never heard of woodpeckers as a protected species...

i do know that peckers should be protected




:D

Yes, I agree. :)

We used a Dremel on Pinochio.

ermmm... ok?

Alright guys, you might be getting lots more of me very soon.

no woodpecker solution for you silly but.........good to hear you might jump in more.....

If the wood pecker tends to like a particular location, try using some kind of decoy... like one of those yard birds with wings that spin in the wind... a plastic owl.

But belt sanders always work great with wooden children.

or a coarse file...

fuck it..........use a rasp.

If my trees grew tall,
& made of the firmest wood,
sillygirl comes back?

she'll be back...

I always come back.

Sorry guys I've been busy with baby stuff lately. I have to go for a lot of testing, and I'm trying to potty train Aric.

How is everybody?

she's back...

great!

i am...

FTW............

blah blah blah

*yawn*

I need a nap.

OH! Aric peed in the potty yesterday!! WOOOOOO!
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wtf, you stole my post spot! Where the hell've you been?

In the great unknown......

okay.

haha, do I know you? The name doesn't seem familiar to me, shouldn't have eaten all that acid.....

I don't know, do you?

Nope, just another random internet person I reckon....haha, twas a fun game while it lasted though....teehee

Fourth day of not smoking cigarettes, haven't ripped anyone's head off and shit down their throats yet, hopefully it holds out.....

How are things going anyways? Hope all is well.

hey fuckers.....what's been going on?

life is good...

I'm swell. :suave:

Hiya, Fly! :icare:

heroin will be the death of me...........

not eric clapton...

jay.............step away from the needle bro.


stick with the green.

"Sail on silver girl."

here i come to save the day...

I'm at home alone watching Clerks 2. I <3 Rosario Dawson. And Kevin Smith.

Reward!

booty...

One custard pie

Haha all alone, and leave Rosario Dawson alone, you can have Elias, and then he can deal with your pillow pants.......


Aww but Fly, the needle is a good time, it gives you that, everything is copacetic feeling......

Guess what I got?

herpes?

The new digital remix of "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies?

laid?

We cannot wholly describe this thread; it remains oblivious, and we operate much better because of it.

it's not a job.............it's an adventure.

Nice reception.

Reed Lou - Adventurer lyrics | LyricsMode.com

Jay, pillowpants only lived here until I turned 21. You must have forgotten the rules.

Also, Rosario Dawson is great, but I'd take Jessica Biel over her any day. Maybe also that girl in Knight Rider.. I can't think of her name right now. And that girl who plays Sarah in Chuck. I can't think of her name right now either.

Anyway. The weather finally dropped below 90 here. But it's supposed to be around 95 again for the rest of the week. Why is it so hot in October?????

Wake up earlier...it was 47° when I drove to work this morning...thank god for the seat heaters! I do agree that a high of 90 tomorrow is weaksauce for the friggin middle of October.

If I wake up before 8am, it is only because Aric beat me awake. Or because I have to be at my testing place at 8. I do love mornings these days though. Maybe that's why I'm not sleeping til 9 or 9:30 anymore. Ah, I have the best kid. He's just like his mama... likes to sleep in. lol

/me is looking at warmer temperatures by sunday...