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That must've hurt. And seriously, have none of you seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
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Boo Boo Kitty Fuck? You have read my fucked up sense of humour right? I reckon we all know the answer to if I've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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This humor sucks.
Strike back. |
"Hey baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
http://blog.bfgcom.com/wp-content/up.../SilentBob.jpg |
hmmmmmmmm.........
kinda wishin' i didn't drop by now. thanks jay. |
thanks for dropping by, sir. I had no idea what to say.
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Hey Ishmal, what's shakin down under mate?
No problem at all Fly.....you knew if someone was going to cross the line with the Jay and Silent Bob humour i would be me.... |
Jay, I know you've seen it. I'm just surprised at the lack of understanding that everyone (especially Fly) is showing.
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Any movie hat's fucked up humour wise, I've seen
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How do I get a translation of this english-that-is-not?
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You become a fan of all things Kevin Smith
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I'd become a fan if I appreciated the humor..., beyond that, I can't say.
We might not have had any fun in Winnipeg, after all... Nah... There must be other things. (If you gotta edit, why do it for one little letter? -you might as well buy a vowel) |
Winnipeg would have blown......plain and simple.....glad I didn't waste my time to be perfctly honest.....
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there's a province up in canada
they call saskatchewan... guess who said that? |
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in my face! yee har. |
hehe, got to love big titties, espcially when hey're in your face...
That would be Burton Cummings uncle phil..... |
and i've got "titties and beer" somewhere, too...
burton cummings...of 'guess who' fame? |
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Does Winnipeg even have a night life...just wondering. |
Not too sure PT, seems like it does, but haven't spnt much im there aside from the airport and a concert I went to in March.
Probably would have been alright ocm......we just would have had to ditch sillygirl.... |
some die at night...
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I'm going to try and smoke myself into a coma tonight....so I may die at night....
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it is friday, isn't it...
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Sir! Sir?
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mmmmmmmmm smokeables.....
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probably my problem is I haven't had enough smokables lately.
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only smokables I do is cigarettes ya I know im trying to quit
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I likes me the cigarettes too...well don't like them, but having issues quitting.....the green goodness on the other hand will never be stopped...
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/me quit two years ago june 29th...never looked back...
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me never smoked...
makes it hard to quit! |
you can't quit this...
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You boys are so silly. When will you just give up because I already won?!?!?
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I still don't waant to win |
jay.................pass that fucker over here man.
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hehe, anytime Fly, anytime.
Silly you win nothing..... |
it's all MINE!!!
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I win so much. You have no idea
Yes, yes they are! Where have you been, Bernie? |
You win a kick in the ass, that's about it.......and some shitty secondary prizes....
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You'd have to find me first.
And it's supposed to be 113 today. That's apparently 45C, which doesn't really seem high to me, but that's what the converter I used told me. I hate Arizona... |
why would I want to find you? seems stupid on my part....
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finders keepers?
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it's a joke prize if you find silly hahaha....
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Only for one. |
Not mean at all, just being the way I always am, guess some people aren't used to it yet, oh well.......a kick in the shins...oh darn, poor me, I'm so hurt and distraught..........fuck I love bing a sarcastic prick haha......
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not you, jay...
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hehe....always me....
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nah, it's not ALWAYS about you..
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no.
it's always about ME! because i'm winning! :p :p |
not any more...
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that is easily fixed...
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not so easily...
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fixed again...
:P |
It's amazing when people don't give a rat's ass about other people, huh?
How was everyone's weekend? |
yep, sure is great not to give a rats ass about other people, I tend to look out for number one first, and fuck everyone else.
weekend was spent stoned, as usual..... |
i'm back
and on the winning track... |
the track was jumped.....
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i'm only gonna take two this time...
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"If you're going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair"...
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"and a bone in her nose, ho ho..."
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"‘Don't take the brown acid."....
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is that what makes the snow yellow?
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it may make snow yellow, but it makes my brain foggy, like a "Foggy Day in London Town"....
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*cough* *cough*
hmmm... it appears i'm winning... |
lies......
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rebellion...
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"Peace, Land, Bread and Freedom"
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a box full...
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of a kick in the nuts.....
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is worth two in the hand..?
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two nuts in your hand?
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all your junk, sj...
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my junk is glorious.....
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ok, who's winning now?
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my junk........
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all up in your funk....
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well unlock the trunk...
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fuckin cunts.....
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Happy Friday, everyone!
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and to you and urine...
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Friday's don't happen when you work 7 days a week, just another day leading to another day of work.....
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sup?
sappenin'? sgoin' on? fuckers |
not much going on here Fly, workin that's about it.....
what about you? bastard.... |
just finished puttin' 30 bales in the barn.
startin' on my first wobbly pop too jay. freak.... |
I busy cleaning my car :D
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yer...
7 day shifts suck... one more to go, Monday is my Friday... |
'ckin' rain here...
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yeah..............tell me about it...........sposed to end today though.
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now where was i?
oh, at the golf course, of course... |
wish I was at the golf course...
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Wish I was in a pool
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i was in two super bowl pools this past season...
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I was in a hockey pool...........and my parents pool while I was on holiday....
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i just got outta my pool from a nice mornin' swim
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bastard.........I had a morning of work and an afternoon too, can't wait to get home and enjoy the smokables....
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hey jay.........i'm goin' for a dip in the pool again.
who's the bastard now? oh right..........i am. |
Fly, dip for me too, eh
Like... twice... and it'd be GREAT if you could also smoke one for me, and possibly tip back a couple stiff drinks for me too.... Yeah. Thanks. :icare: |
/me does a double back flip...
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I lost my pants........
Look at silly, typing 'eh and everything like she's a real canuck..haha... |
hehe...eh?
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