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just as I thought.....no seat belts
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no turn-signals, either...
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you guys work for the government, or what?
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damn government bastards.........leave us alone
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jah, Gmen see, Gmen......
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"you'll take my guns when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers..." :)
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over my dead body
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i gott still be winnin'...
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no, you dont...
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T'nod Uoy on?
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...now I'm dizzy
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yzzid m'i won...
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If I wasn't so dizzy, I could see me naming my next child Yzzid MiWon
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thought that was you... :)
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I will make you an offer you can't refuse.
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I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
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off with his head...
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A story that was debated yesterday... of which is deadlier: a crocodile or a lion? |
crocolion.
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fuckin' croc suckers
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That ejaculation compels many unsettling images.
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impels, too...
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they pull me back in again!
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my back still hurts.
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lift with your legs next time
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the sad part is it wasn't lifting.
I laid down one night and the moment i did my lower back started spasming and it's been fucked since. |
now you are scaring me....
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I used to play Warlock class in WoW, so I'm all about fear.
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I am all about loathing
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I'm not a fan of Las Vegas though.
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having lived there for two years I can totally understand that
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You put your weed in there...............
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good stuff, dr. nick...
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works for me too Nick..........remember to roll your shoulders back as well
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This thread went from take 3, to take 2 and call me in the morning..........
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nah, convoluted view once more, my friend
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I can't believe any friend, convoluted or otherwise, would post after me.
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i would...
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now I believe it
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moi aussi.......
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baseball, right?
forgive me. Sports challenged here.... |
how about that
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i went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...
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plague?
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maybe it was rained out...
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where's the (brotherly) love?
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reminds me of a bumper sticker...
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me too phil........
it goes like this.......... "I want a girl who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch" .......ahahahha.........and i found one too...........schwing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
hey, keiths me, i'm irish...
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We're all Irish today!
Take three, four is too rare http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ish_clover.jpg take a green pee? http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cks_Day_08.jpg |
i usually like to leave my pee behind eh..........
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sounds kinky, Fly
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not at all..........i'd rather leave a pee than take one......
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you're a man after my own heart, fly
Just instinctively I always say "I gotta leave a shit" and then some of my friends say "where do you get the "leave" when most people say "take"" I'm done with this, we can leave it |
I'm down for some green tea.
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I just had me a few Harp beers but I'm sort of glad they weren't green...plus some corned beef and cabbage, too...I suppose the cabbage had green in it...I paid for it all with some green stuff...finally I was green with envy at the cute Irish waitress who served me even though she declined my proposal for a life filled with love
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I need some beer.
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I need one of those nasty "whose your daddy?" green tea energy drinks
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auntphil and i went to a wake last night, fella name of "finnegan..."
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take 3 in b&w or take 3 in color...btw, is there a moon out tonight?
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Can I pick the three
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moon? parador?
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Back door beauty?
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the full moon makes me want to go necking
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The full moon makes me want to comb my face
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now thats cheeky!
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that looks like a low-five, unc
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looks like a good place to go fishin'
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I'll bring the rod.
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that would be you, nick...
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i wouldn't tell this to most people, unc, but my nickname back in the day was "jungle"
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jungle nick? nah doesnt work for me....
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nick of the jungle, with his faithful side-kick, spear-monkey...
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it was a hair thing...mostly
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the loin cloth had nothing to do with it?
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by rod i mean penis.
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not rod - knee?
look out, the field is in danger... |
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...thank you for your lucid explanation, Mr. Obvious :rolleyes: Since this is the "take 3" thread, I did actually search google for "multiple penis" and found some useful information and photos of two, but nothing yet about 3 penises :( |
i woke up for this...
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mmmmmmmmm bed.........
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wide awake and $30.00 richer...
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hey, it appears that I got one of those scam checks today! for $3495, strangely it looks legit as far as I can tell, with no qualifications attached to depositing it...I supposedly won $50,000 and need to call to find out how to get it...it's not from Nigeria. I guess I'll waste some time researching scams.
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gee... could ya go to the bank for me? got this publishers clearing house thing....
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did ed mcmahon deliver it?
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he still alive?
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