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cdwonderful 03-11-2009 08:58 PM

just as I thought.....no seat belts

uncle phil 03-12-2009 02:41 AM

no turn-signals, either...

BadNick 03-12-2009 03:39 AM

you guys work for the government, or what?

Fly 03-12-2009 07:25 AM

damn government bastards.........leave us alone

cdwonderful 03-12-2009 08:08 AM

jah, Gmen see, Gmen......

Not Right Now 03-12-2009 08:56 AM


uncle phil 03-12-2009 11:38 AM

"you'll take my guns when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers..." :)

Not Right Now 03-12-2009 02:12 PM

over my dead body

BadNick 03-12-2009 06:23 PM

I'll take 3 undead ones

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...EWL_SS500_.jpg

uncle phil 03-13-2009 02:41 AM

i gott still be winnin'...

cdwonderful 03-13-2009 04:54 AM

no, you dont...

BadNick 03-13-2009 06:34 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...noyoudont3.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...noyoudont2.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...noyoudont1.jpg

Not Right Now 03-13-2009 08:34 AM

T'nod Uoy on?

BadNick 03-13-2009 10:26 AM

...now I'm dizzy

Not Right Now 03-13-2009 10:34 AM

yzzid m'i won...

BadNick 03-13-2009 10:43 AM

If I wasn't so dizzy, I could see me naming my next child Yzzid MiWon

uncle phil 03-13-2009 12:20 PM

thought that was you... :)

Not Right Now 03-13-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2608278)
If I wasn't so dizzy, I could see me naming my next child Yzzid MiWon

can I be the godfather?

BadNick 03-13-2009 06:59 PM

I will make you an offer you can't refuse.

silent_jay 03-13-2009 07:54 PM

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

uncle phil 03-14-2009 02:24 AM

off with his head...

Jetée 03-14-2009 04:54 AM

FOXNews.com - 23-Foot Crocodile Decapitates Filipino Girl After Canoe Capsizes - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News

A story that was debated yesterday... of which is deadlier: a crocodile or a lion?

Not Right Now 03-14-2009 06:08 AM

crocolion.

BadNick 03-14-2009 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2608577)
...which is deadlier: a crocodile or a lion?

Depends where you meet up with it. I'm gonna take 3, see ya later.

Fly 03-14-2009 08:42 AM

fuckin' croc suckers

Ourcrazymodern? 03-14-2009 09:15 AM

That ejaculation compels many unsettling images.

uncle phil 03-14-2009 12:15 PM

impels, too...

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 12:19 PM

they pull me back in again!

BadNick 03-14-2009 02:35 PM

http://cass.ucsd.edu/public/tutorial/images/bh_tid.gif

Not Right Now 03-14-2009 04:45 PM

my back still hurts.

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 04:58 PM

lift with your legs next time

Not Right Now 03-14-2009 05:06 PM

the sad part is it wasn't lifting.


I laid down one night and the moment i did my lower back started spasming and it's been fucked since.

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 05:07 PM

now you are scaring me....

Not Right Now 03-14-2009 05:19 PM

I used to play Warlock class in WoW, so I'm all about fear.

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 05:23 PM

I am all about loathing

Not Right Now 03-14-2009 05:31 PM

I'm not a fan of Las Vegas though.

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 05:37 PM

having lived there for two years I can totally understand that

silent_jay 03-14-2009 06:38 PM

You put your weed in there...............

BadNick 03-14-2009 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Right Now (Post 2608792)
my back still hurts.

I strained my back last week, just bending over in a clumsy sort of position, it felt like it knocked the breath out of me. I was afraid it would hurt and limit my mobility for quite a while as it has previously, but what I did was hang from a door frame, grab the overhead frame with my fingertips and just let my body hang and let gravity do its thing. I did that a few times over the next few hours. I'm not sure if that was it or what, but it sure seemed to help, the back pain went away very quickly and has not bothered me at all.

uncle phil 03-15-2009 02:52 AM

good stuff, dr. nick...

Fly 03-15-2009 08:04 AM

works for me too Nick..........remember to roll your shoulders back as well

silent_jay 03-15-2009 09:27 AM

This thread went from take 3, to take 2 and call me in the morning..........

BadNick 03-15-2009 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2608954)
works for me too Nick..........remember to roll your shoulders back as well

sadly, I haven't rolled one in a while, Fly :(

uncle phil 03-15-2009 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_jay (Post 2608990)
This thread went from take 3, to take 2 and call me in the morning..........

...to only one winner - me...

cdwonderful 03-15-2009 04:24 PM

nah, convoluted view once more, my friend

BadNick 03-15-2009 04:37 PM

I can't believe any friend, convoluted or otherwise, would post after me.

uncle phil 03-15-2009 04:46 PM

i would...

BadNick 03-15-2009 04:53 PM

now I believe it

silent_jay 03-15-2009 06:37 PM

moi aussi.......

BadNick 03-15-2009 06:49 PM

hey, how'bout them Phillies!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ies-rays-7.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-massesjpg.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s-parade-3.jpg

cdwonderful 03-15-2009 08:47 PM

baseball, right?
forgive me. Sports challenged here....

Not Right Now 03-15-2009 11:33 PM

how about that

uncle phil 03-16-2009 02:30 AM

i went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...

Not Right Now 03-16-2009 08:59 AM

plague?

cdwonderful 03-16-2009 10:04 AM

maybe it was rained out...

Not Right Now 03-16-2009 10:09 AM

where's the (brotherly) love?

uncle phil 03-16-2009 11:39 AM

reminds me of a bumper sticker...

Fly 03-16-2009 07:33 PM

me too phil........

it goes like this..........

"I want a girl who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch"

.......ahahahha.........and i found one too...........schwing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uncle phil 03-17-2009 02:27 AM

hey, keiths me, i'm irish...

BadNick 03-17-2009 03:48 AM

We're all Irish today!

Take three, four is too rare
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ish_clover.jpg

take a green pee?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cks_Day_08.jpg

Fly 03-17-2009 04:57 AM

i usually like to leave my pee behind eh..........

BadNick 03-17-2009 04:59 AM

sounds kinky, Fly

Fly 03-17-2009 05:00 AM

not at all..........i'd rather leave a pee than take one......


:D

BadNick 03-17-2009 08:28 AM

you're a man after my own heart, fly

Just instinctively I always say "I gotta leave a shit" and then some of my friends say "where do you get the "leave" when most people say "take""

I'm done with this, we can leave it

Not Right Now 03-17-2009 10:34 AM

I'm down for some green tea.

BadNick 03-17-2009 10:46 AM

I just had me a few Harp beers but I'm sort of glad they weren't green...plus some corned beef and cabbage, too...I suppose the cabbage had green in it...I paid for it all with some green stuff...finally I was green with envy at the cute Irish waitress who served me even though she declined my proposal for a life filled with love

Not Right Now 03-17-2009 11:46 AM

I need some beer.

cdwonderful 03-17-2009 12:04 PM

I need one of those nasty "whose your daddy?" green tea energy drinks

uncle phil 03-17-2009 12:42 PM

auntphil and i went to a wake last night, fella name of "finnegan..."

never met the guy myself but boy, did he have a lot of mourners...

BadNick 03-17-2009 07:10 PM

take 3 in b&w or take 3 in color...btw, is there a moon out tonight?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...02/brides1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...anhelsing2.jpg

Not Right Now 03-17-2009 08:03 PM

Can I pick the three

uncle phil 03-18-2009 02:36 AM

moon? parador?

Not Right Now 03-18-2009 05:57 AM

Back door beauty?

BadNick 03-18-2009 06:16 AM

the full moon makes me want to go necking

cdwonderful 03-18-2009 11:33 AM

The full moon makes me want to comb my face

uncle phil 03-18-2009 01:43 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ephil/moon.bmp

cdwonderful 03-18-2009 01:45 PM

now thats cheeky!

BadNick 03-18-2009 05:11 PM

that looks like a low-five, unc

uncle phil 03-19-2009 02:18 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil/bridge.jpg

BadNick 03-19-2009 03:30 AM

looks like a good place to go fishin'

Not Right Now 03-19-2009 10:16 AM

I'll bring the rod.

BadNick 03-19-2009 11:05 AM

sometimes I like using a spear

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...earFishing.jpg

uncle phil 03-19-2009 03:36 PM

that would be you, nick...

BadNick 03-19-2009 05:09 PM

i wouldn't tell this to most people, unc, but my nickname back in the day was "jungle"

cdwonderful 03-19-2009 09:41 PM

jungle nick? nah doesnt work for me....

uncle phil 03-20-2009 02:15 AM

nick of the jungle, with his faithful side-kick, spear-monkey...

BadNick 03-20-2009 03:59 AM

it was a hair thing...mostly

cdwonderful 03-20-2009 10:40 AM

the loin cloth had nothing to do with it?

Not Right Now 03-20-2009 11:22 AM

by rod i mean penis.

uncle phil 03-20-2009 11:55 AM

not rod - knee?

look out, the field is in danger...

BadNick 03-20-2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Right Now (Post 2611366)
by rod i mean penis.


...thank you for your lucid explanation, Mr. Obvious :rolleyes: Since this is the "take 3" thread, I did actually search google for "multiple penis" and found some useful information and photos of two, but nothing yet about 3 penises :(

uncle phil 03-21-2009 02:21 AM

i woke up for this...

silent_jay 03-21-2009 04:10 AM


Fly 03-21-2009 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2611640)
i woke up for this...



yeah i'm thinkin' i should have stayed in bed too

silent_jay 03-21-2009 11:42 AM

mmmmmmmmm bed.........

uncle phil 03-21-2009 12:03 PM

wide awake and $30.00 richer...

BadNick 03-21-2009 03:12 PM

hey, it appears that I got one of those scam checks today! for $3495, strangely it looks legit as far as I can tell, with no qualifications attached to depositing it...I supposedly won $50,000 and need to call to find out how to get it...it's not from Nigeria. I guess I'll waste some time researching scams.

cdwonderful 03-21-2009 03:28 PM

gee... could ya go to the bank for me? got this publishers clearing house thing....

uncle phil 03-22-2009 03:09 AM

did ed mcmahon deliver it?

cdwonderful 03-22-2009 11:03 AM

he still alive?


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