nick, your grasp of the obvious is uncanny...

not everyone is willing to be so obvious

really..........?

so i'm still winning, huh?

Incorrectomundo.

nope

merde...

really? no viernes

figured as much...

i'd hit it...

's rolling :lol:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/4...24134315_m.jpg

8s showin'...

I thought it was more like 1800 miles.

500 miles, 500 miles, 500 miles, 500 miles...

You must be taking some detours.

just the road less travelled, stuart...

Stew blows my skirts away almost as well as broth can.

I just went ~500 miles each way...home to Toronto and back. The QEW was unbelievably bad...worst road I've been on in at least 20 years. I'm inspired by Ocm?'s post and now may have to shop for kilts and wear them to my next staff meeting.

don't bend over too far...

Regarding not going back to women, Fly...

so clean and fresh

You are BAD! Are you available commercially?

"oooo-ooohh, that smell..."

I can smell that smell..........

tastes like chicken

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...kfila_cows.jpg

I prefer tuna.

Does anybody else like the tuna in here? I like it raw but I prefer it alive.

You're a man after my own heart.

hats off to you, captain beefheart...

As much as I like the past, I must look towards the future, and..? Hey!

Whaddayaknow, I'm winning this handily

ya think?

I know

I'd love to eat your brain.

I have way too many diagrams of how you would accomplish this in the two-dimensional plane; wait, are we in that plane right now?

ground control to major tong...

Your circuit's twitching, something's wrong!

here's a live wire for you!

where is it? did you already put it inside me?

zounds...

Here's a three prong plug

grounded...

.....and pounded

tenderized and amortized

take that, evil house bitch!!!

ouch!!!

:wave:

'ckin' emo'cons anyways...

it's amazing what exists in this world around us... I was looking for a good "hammering video" on youtube, and I found this:

Not for those that despise bicycles, or big-eyed Japanese cartoons

Great for those that appreciate randomness, and for those that think teenagers have it too easy

Jetman, I blame it on the parents.

For example, sort of to toot my own Horn of Thor while you have His Hammer tied up, my two teenage boys have powers that easily exceed any common villians'; and to the boys' dismay, my daughter can kick both of their asses as the same time.

ps: me likee the red bicycle seat with tassles :thumbsup:

nick's nose is working overtime...

bicycle seats; sheesh...

Does this work?

I guess not, need to click the arrow next to my name, after "Originally Posted by..."

You'll see a bicycle seat then.

Y'all are just joking around, right?

serious nonsense is no joke...

take 3 and call me in the morning...

......and he takes the lead again........

and has it taken away again...

yous guys should stop fighting

hell hath yet to freeze over...

that reminds me...."have a Rita's passion fruit water ice today"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../food/rita.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...901rhawnst.jpg

we don't want this thread going stagnant now do we?

Fly! I was just listening to Queen.
Guess who you are?
Can anybody find you?

hhhmmmmm.........you got me on that one bro.

care to elaborate?




oh hell wait....................


somebody to love?


hahhahaha

if I run into traffic it might take me 3....hrs to get to Ocean City MD tomorrow. Staying for a week. Please don't do any rain dances while I'm there. Thank you in advance.

I know I'm crossing planes of intentions here, but I hope you have as long a good time as you can; perhaps as long as this long board, on the boardwalk, walking merrily, merry to be alive, living for the dream, dreaming of the Ocean. City, man.

(that was an interesting poetic experience...it just came to me)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/...d30abc86_b.jpg

thanks, Jet. Your inspiring poetry has surely removed any dark cloud from my upcoming vacation...leaving in less than 3 hrs. If you happen to be in the 'hood, stop in at the Hilton and ask for BadNick.

I always get Ocean City, Atlantic City, NJ, and everything else mixed up.

Are you in Maryland at this conjecture?

no conjecture about it...right now this moment i'm in Ocean City Maryland, in the land of the Marys, as opposed to Ocean City New Jersey, in the land of new jerseys and old undershirts. As you may have alluded to in your post, there is an Ocean City in both Maryland and in New Jersey, and I've been to both many times, though not at the same time. Great weather so far. Wish you were all here. We caught a few croakers today, kinda small to mid size ones, so we tossed them back. I hope sometime this week we catch a run of shad...those are fun to catch; last year we used a rig with about seven or eight gold hook spinners all in a row, about 2 ft between each, just toss it out and usually pull a couple out; but you're not allowed to keep them, so it's just catch and return.

I don't wish I were in Maryland or New Jersey at all, but for an hour or two, a good time could be had between us.

You caught croakers, as in frogs?

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I think I meant conjuction... I'll look up the -ture to be sure

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Ah, it works both ways my inferred meaning due to unware knowledge, but conjuction is most similar to "place in time", which is what I was originally aiming for... I accidentally hit the bullseye on my neighbor's target spot in the formulation of particulars and phrasing.

I like when conjunction and conjecture come together...though if I recall correctly, conjuctivitis is not a favorable condition.

While I love frogs, the croakers we caught were the fish type...they let out a cute little croak as I hold them removing the hook to return them to their wet universe

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...03/croaker.jpg

you stayin' in a condo or in a hotel?

we're at the Hilton ...dear wifey likes this place the best, and it is quite nice

ocean-side or bay-side room?

Only the ocean-side is good enough for my dearest. Now that we're approaching your age and thinking of our final resting spot, she will only consider a place where she can see and hear the ocean...so fishy

and the mule you rode in on...

my ass was right at home on that equine

and it ain't a young one, either...

you're both a couple of asses...........



just sayin'

welcome to the club ...now we have 3

Four

fore! for Four

The Colonel Bogey March is based on the descending minor third which the original Colonel Bogey whistled instead of yelling Fore around 1914.

didn't donald sutherland do that in kelly's heroes?

maybe...but it reminded me of The Bridge on the River Kwai

it would, old-timer...

I take that as a compliment, as I hope you would too, you oldie.

During our chit chat as I sat in his chair yesterday, the guy who's been cutting my hair for the last 25 years, and a gorgeous head of hair it is still, said he thought I was only in my late 40's when I told him I'm now 60....gave me that extra fantasy spark to attack my wife with new vigor.

attack away young man.............attack away.




p.s...........fill us in on the details too eh........

Fly, I had some good pics of us whaling away, posted them on my photobucket account ready to share just with you guys...but those puritan a-holes at pb edited them away!

Anyway, here's the only pic I still have. This was just moments before "the big one" as she's reading about Step 3 on page 6, telling me how, and I'm ready!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sc%203/07a.jpg

you look like you need help...

And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,

won't you, please...

...and thank you.

fo' lettin' me be mice elf, again...

m - i - c - k - e - y - m - o - u - s - e

...to me that spells Annette Funicello

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nicelloCar.jpg

Funicello sounds naughty.

Count me a fool.

count fool, you are...

Butt you know how I live you?

butter to have lived and lost than never to have lived at all...