I wish I had a cigar store Indian.

she's all yours...amd she has a woodie to boot...

I should have known a woodie comment was coming, that was a good one.

thanks, sj...

I guess no one knows more about wood than you two weirdos.....

you just get back and already you're hammerin' the fine folk here.........

Hi guys! :icare:

fuck me!!!!!



you are still around.

how the hell are ya'?

I'm alright. I spend all day at work on the computer, when I get home I usually just end up sitting around on my ass, not wanting to stare at a monitor anymore. I've been looking for a new job, as I'm treated like a piece of shit at work, and I have an interview making about five more an hour than I am now doing what I really WANT to do, so I hope that goes well...

How have you guys been? I've been missing you!!

things here at the new place kick ass..........really enjoying it.

glad to see you kickin' around again eh......we missed you too.

Holy fuck sillygirl is still alive. Not too bad here, just got back from Thanksgiving at the parents, twas a party, had the grandparents and an uncle at the parents house, great fuckin time. I showed up at Thanksgiving with a wee bit of a buzz on, all set for the turkey, thank god for the munchies.

Hope all the Canadians had a good Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I'm alive. You'd know that if you ever responded to your IMs! :icare:

Sorry about that, I left my messenger on last weekend when I went to my parents place, and I didn't get back until late Monday night. I have to start remembering to turn off my messengers before I leave for the weekend.

signs, signs, everywhere signs...

Show me a sign that I'm getting the job tomorrow...

I was once on a road called Stoned Road, I saw the sign.

I saw the sign... and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign.. life is demanding.. without understanding.....

//flashback

I hate Ace of Base, how the hell they ever made records and money is beyond me.

Jay you lie! I saw the Ace of Base discography at your house the other day!

I call bullshit on that, no Ace of Base has ever been in my possession.

yeah, and no weed has ever been in mine ;)

I've got the possession charge to prove I've had some in mine. In fact I'm considering smoking a questionable cigarette right now.

I can no longer be 'questionable'. I got the house manager job I wanted!

/me manages a house...

I'm master of my domain.

no you're not...you make knuckle children daily to Betty White!

OI i win!!!

yeah..........masterbater



:D

Nothing wrong with doing the old four knuckle shuffle every now and again.

wow... you guys sure have a lot of shame!!!

Tis a natural thing no use hiding it.

My wisdom teeth are coming in... pretty bad, too. No wonder I've been having so many headaches...

Wisdom teeth are great shit, I had mine out years ago, good times

I'm going for my first night back at a new group home with ten kids accepting a very stressful position, and I've been curled up in a ball all day because my head hurts so bad. Yay.

/me sighs...

I'm a little high

glad you are! You're usually high enough for all of us!

.....'cept me



:thumbsup:

damn potheads.....tee hee

I just walked out on my job. :)

late, ain't it?

I left only two hours early, but it still was enough to cause a ruckus at work :)

Terrible leaving 2 hours early, it's Friday night and I'm high.

ok, I'm drunk

No big surprise there...haha

I was still drunk when I woke up this morning. Haven't done that in a long time!

well..........tell us what the hair of the dog was........

damn bunch of drunks

what the hair of the dog was? 0_o

TONS of drunks. The futon got broken and one of the guys whose birthday it was had to be carried out to a car and someone had to watch him.

It's a massage without the happy ending.

UH.... wow. Okay...

|What is a house manager, silly?|

It's as a manager at a group home.

Oh, ahhhh. This is your new job? The one you wanted?

Congrats on your change, silly. I hope it brings you more happiness than your last one. :)

It doesn't mean a massage without the happy ending, I just wanted to type that.

hair of the dog is a drink in the morning of what you were drinking in the evening to sorta make you feel better.


like beer and clamato juice or something.



works for me.

jaegermeister and Orange juice here..the Jaegerbomb! the breakfast of champions!

*takes his own advice and heads for the fridge*

ah, yes...the hair of the wet dog...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/wetdog.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Heh. It would've been totally awesome. However, I got a phone call this morning, and apparently someone in house decided they wanted to try it out, so I got booted. Fuck them anyway.

that's right girl.........fuck 'em anyways.....


the bastards..........

The bastards, indeed........

I even called the guy and asked what happened, and he got all defensive and didn't say much and just tried to get me off of the phone. Oh well. So begins the job search.

not worth the phone call...

I wanted to make sure I'm getting paid for the time I had already put in there. It's cool. I have three interviews set up already.

Good luck on the interviews

Thanks! I had three today, I have testing for one tomorrow, and then on Monday I have another one :)

So how is everyone?

Doing good here. :)
Hope your search leads to good things, silly.

Thanks!

Anyone else having beautiful weather? It's gorgeous right now, about 75F out, sunny, happy... makes me wanna go to the park!

what a GREAT freakin' golf day today...

pissin' rain here but..........man is the fire HUGE that i've got goin' on......

I wanna play with fire!

"don't play with me..."

obscure lyric reference...

uh... ok... I won't then... :-p

Rain and cold here, it's October no more nice weather here.

wanna see a pic of the sexiest woman on earth?

http://sexiestwomen.free.fr/Images/195.jpg

She's hot, but what about these lovely ladies?
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/4592.jpg

I just puked a little in my mouth...

I can't believe I posted that either, what was I thinking.

it was vintage stones...

Jay, you're a sick bastard

Yes, yes I am

everytime he does that the thread dies for a week at least...silly bastard

fuck sakes jay!!!!!!!!


silly posts a pretty girl and you follow up with that.......wtf man?

what happened

You killed the sexy, that's what happened!!

I am the sexy.

not when you're tossin' pix of the fuckin' golden girls around you aren't.

^^ what he said^^

I'm what Willis was talkin about.

but jay.........willis was a fuckin' junkie man.....he don't know jack.


well........i don't know jack either but,i'm sure he's a swell guy.

Jack's a pretty fuckin' awesome guy! He worked at my last job:)

I heard Jack got caught jackin off behind a dumpster.

you are a weird person J

If he needed assistance though...would you help jack off the horse?
lol

You calling me weird? Pot this is kettle com check over.

Jack can kick it on the horse, but Scott if there was a dick in your mouth would you suck it? Hahaha

If I waashed MY dick would you suck it...lol

dirty c***sucker!!!

just kidding people lol!

Hahaha, thats awesome, you bastard, when you come over later I'm gonna answer the door with a lead pipe to your knees.

rideough, is your dick dirty? Is that why you offered to wash it?

Hahaha, nice one sillygirl

Wasn't trying to be mean... just a little fiesty, that's all..... :icare: <~~~ for rideough