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paddyjoe 09-03-2005 05:36 AM

maybe these guys are on to something....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/wind_up.jpg

rideough 09-03-2005 07:56 AM

WIth the gas prices the way they are I'm gonna be using one of these as my transpo http://home.ripway.com/2004-11/21149...il66-506-2.jpg



If they get higher i'll be using these exclusively!

http://home.ripway.com/2004-11/211493/1P990_400.jpg

Ishmal 09-04-2005 05:46 PM

i might get me a pair of these...

http://www.deanwoods.com.au/store/im..._2004_base.jpg

beats walking!

silent_jay 09-04-2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
WIth the gas prices the way they are I'm gonna be using one of these as my transpo http://home.ripway.com/2004-11/21149...il66-506-2.jpg

I hope that comes with a custom Harley drip pan for all the oil that fuckin thing leaks. Hahaha, you knew it was coming Scott.

No comment about my Smart Car and scooter combo either, or I'll kick ya in ne jacobs when I get back into the city on Monday.

uncle phil 09-07-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
maybe these guys are on to something....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/wind_up.jpg

joe, you've seen these before...on REAL VWs...

sillygirl 09-07-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
joe, you've seen these before...on REAL VWs...

OMG I know that car... I think I've talked to the driver....

paddyjoe 09-07-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
joe, you've seen these before...on REAL VWs...

Yeah, I think you're right uncle phil. About the same time as those giant polka-dots....... :lol:

Fly 09-08-2005 03:56 AM

i could picture you in polka dots joe..............

silent_jay 09-08-2005 09:28 AM

Uday......

uncle phil 09-08-2005 12:15 PM

night-night...

silent_jay 09-08-2005 03:11 PM

qusay.....

Ishmal 09-08-2005 08:35 PM

WTF???

i seen the last three posts and thought i'd clicked in2 the Word Association thread!

rideough 09-09-2005 06:54 AM

UDAY!!!!

can i get a qusay?

silent_jay 09-09-2005 07:20 AM

Qusay.....

uncle phil 09-09-2005 04:17 PM

raise you a shrub...

Ishmal 09-09-2005 06:05 PM

and then the kitten said to the golfer...

QuasiMojo 09-09-2005 06:16 PM

Ishkey Bibble und Nebbits'n'Stebbins.

(no really...what does that even M E A N?)

uncle phil 09-10-2005 03:58 PM

usually the stance is too wide...

Fly 09-10-2005 05:57 PM

uh-oh.....phil's reading again........

uncle phil 09-10-2005 06:17 PM

it's those freakin' bees...

silent_jay 09-10-2005 08:16 PM

Watch out man, it's bat country.

Fly 09-10-2005 08:32 PM

the bats here are pretty freakin' cool..........little tiny guys......not sure what kind eh.


they're a trip to watch though.

sillygirl 09-11-2005 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuasiMojo
Ishkey Bibble und Nebbits'n'Stebbins.

(no really...what does that even M E A N?)

Jay did this a while ago too... I think those two words are names of Sadam's sons or somethign...

silent_jay 09-11-2005 12:31 PM

Yep the lovely sillygirl got it right, got to love the uday and qusay when Scott and I get it going.


First football Sunday of the year my eyes are bleeding from watching so much. NCAA last night, NFL opener Thursday and today I get to watch my Chargers punish the Cowboys.....jesus I love football season.

paddyjoe 09-12-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_jay
I get to watch my Chargers punish the Cowboys.....jesus I love football season.

Uh-oh.....sorry jay...... :|

silent_jay 09-12-2005 01:35 PM

Great way to start the fucking season, my poor neighbours must think I'm nuts cursing at the TV the whole damn game.

uncle phil 09-12-2005 04:18 PM

go, bills...

Fly 09-12-2005 06:19 PM

CFL is where it's at jay.............fuck me dude..........and you live in Canada?


come on jay.........we got bigger balls than the NFL and we only need 3 fuckin' downs to complete the task man.


christ sake buddy...show a little cooth.



..........plus the Lions are kickin' the shit outta everyone...........


11 and 0 baby.....

silent_jay 09-12-2005 06:51 PM

I hate the CFL passionately, I've never been into it, and I live in Ottawa with the Renegades right here, but I can't watch it. It's always seemed like a lower class of football compared to the NFL, to me at least. The Lions are playing some good ball though from what I've heard.

uncle phil 09-13-2005 03:51 PM

doug flutie is my hero...

silent_jay 09-13-2005 04:35 PM

I love Flutie, the man is amazing, I hope he never stops playing. I'm still bitter with the Chargers for not keeping him.

uncle phil 09-14-2005 12:25 PM

he'd still be starting for the bills if levy was still there...

sillygirl 09-14-2005 07:32 PM

blablabla you guys are boring these days

silent_jay 09-14-2005 11:03 PM

Oppps forgot silly doesn't like football. Shall we go back to discussing the sexiness of Bea and Betty?

sillygirl 09-15-2005 05:17 AM

*puke* Yup... you still worry me...

uncle phil 09-15-2005 03:56 PM

sorry about the "football" thing...

Fly 09-15-2005 06:35 PM

fuckin' eh on Flutie..........we won the grey cup with that basterd.............and his brother too,great freakin' reciever.

Fly 09-15-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
sorry about the "football" thing...




don't worry phil,she'll be okay.



.....hey silly............gimme a kiss.


:icare:

sillygirl 09-15-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
don't worry phil,she'll be okay.



.....hey silly............gimme a kiss.


:icare:

:icare: Just cuz you asked for one. Hmph. Of course I'll be okay, dearie... I'll just go watch some porn while you boys watch football.

:lol:

paddyjoe 09-16-2005 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
fuckin' eh on Flutie..........we won the grey cup with that basterd.............and his brother too,great freakin' reciever.

Grey cup huh. What'd they name that after, your weather?

Fly 09-16-2005 05:54 AM

they don't call it the wet coast for nothin' joe.

silent_jay 09-16-2005 11:05 AM

Did I see the word porn on the last page? I like porn.

rideough 09-18-2005 05:19 AM

holy shit Jay killed take3!

Fly 09-18-2005 07:40 AM

way to go jay...........

silent_jay 09-18-2005 08:16 AM

Was it the porn comment?

sillygirl 09-18-2005 09:54 PM

sorry... didn't mean to aid and abet the killing of the thread

silent_jay 09-19-2005 08:24 AM

Thats right you brought up porn first. On an unrelated note, my Chargers fucking suck, I wish they knew that a football game is 4 quarters instead of the 3 they seem to only like to play.

rideough 09-19-2005 08:57 AM

lol...hey Jay guess what..I am at a cdi! these people are really dumb...






UDAY!

hey sillygirl...qusay! :thumbsup:

silent_jay 09-19-2005 10:04 AM

Haha, you poor bastard having to put up with the people at that place. Isn't it inspiring when you know more than your in instructors? I got in trouble for calling my instructor an oversized paper weight, because all he does is sit on his ass.

Forgot, I downloaded a Soilent Green album Scott, you'll fucking love this.

QUSAY


can I get an osama?

uncle phil 09-19-2005 01:03 PM

19 to 'ckin' 3...can't wait until i move south so i can be a bucs fan again...

sillygirl 09-19-2005 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
hey sillygirl...qusay! :thumbsup:

:icare: You're kewt.

silent_jay 09-19-2005 06:36 PM

He's all fucked up and far from home is what he is. Don't encourage him.

sillygirl 09-19-2005 06:51 PM

wait a second.. what about the wife?

silent_jay 09-19-2005 06:55 PM

He's not far from home, the old bastard is probably sleeping now, he can't stay up past 10. I can't wait for him to read this tomorrow.

Fly 09-19-2005 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
can't wait until i move south so i can be a bucs fan again...



where the hell you movin' to phil?


i thought you said you were comin' out west man.


:D

uncle phil 09-20-2005 02:08 AM

new port richey, fl, for the winter...

paddyjoe 09-20-2005 03:32 AM

soon phil, very soon.......... :lol:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../snowbird2.jpg

sillygirl 09-20-2005 06:54 AM

Argh! I have to rant for a second. Yesterday when I got home I locked my keys in my truck. I know, I know. it was my own damn fault and I know that. OH well. I'm past that now. However, when I bought the truck, the dealer didn't give me a spare key. Again, shame on me for not getting a spare myself. A friend took me to the dealership this morning to get a key made from the VIN number. They won't MAKE me a key because my last name isn't on my insurance card because my hunny's name is first. So now I am stuck at home unless I want to call a locksmith to come open the door for me, which means I miss a day of work.

silent_jay 09-20-2005 10:47 AM

Ouch that sucks, I remember a few years ago when I was stoned out of my head and trying to get home from a buddies, I locked the keys in my car while it was running it was winter and cold out had to warm up the car it was about 2 in the morning, had to call the tow company to let me in, luckily I went to school with the guy and didn't get charged too much for that.

sillygirl 09-20-2005 10:59 AM

yeah my boss is pissed atm e because for the next two weeks I'm supposed to be doing someone else's job as well as my own. Blah.

silent_jay 09-20-2005 11:43 AM

Wow it just keeps getting worse and worse, and you can't exactly go tell your boss to go fuck his hat either.

sillygirl 09-20-2005 11:44 AM

well, it'd be hard for a woman to fuck her hat, right? And she's really nice. I offered to do what I can from home, and she said there's nothing I can do from here, even though I know it's a lie.

silent_jay 09-20-2005 11:49 AM

She may be able to fuck it if it's a jester hat, they have all those things hanging from it, but as for a normal hat yes it would be rather hard. Hopefully she gets over it and realises that bad things happen and there's nothing you can do about it, aside from getting the locksmith or someone with a blackjack to open the door. At least you offered to do what you could from home.

sillygirl 09-20-2005 11:52 AM

I'm not paying a locksmith, when the key is RIGHT THERE>.. I can see it from the window... :( I'm such a retard

silent_jay 09-20-2005 12:08 PM

I wouldn't say a retard, it happens to everyone, I've locked my keys in the car about 6 times I guess since I started driving. I don't blame you a locksmith would be expensive, you need to get someone who can break into cars.

sillygirl 09-20-2005 03:38 PM

We got the key. The guy at the dealership who was a jerk this morning apologized to me when I showed up with my hunny for the key. He also gave me the key for free.

uncle phil 09-20-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
soon phil, very soon.......... :lol:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../snowbird2.jpg

ain't drivin' no frickin' ruv...

sillygirl 09-20-2005 03:45 PM

what ARE you driving?

uncle phil 09-20-2005 03:51 PM

a '93 ford explorer?

paddyjoe 09-20-2005 04:39 PM

want me to take care of your vette while you're gone?

rideough 09-21-2005 02:28 AM

I can break into cars....ok only chevettes and accords, the only cars I've locked my keys in...many times I might add. Don't feel bad sillygirl , next time call Scott&J's "locksmith" company and we'll help you out. As long as its not past 10 pm as I 'm usually sleeping and J's usually too fried to see!

silent_jay 09-21-2005 05:18 AM

Yeah I'm usually cabbaged come 10pm, you like that can't stay up past 10 comment Scott....I'm awesome.

uncle phil 09-21-2005 03:09 PM

pj, i'll put your picture on the dash before i leave; then, if anything untoward happens, the car will know to drive directly to you...

sillygirl 09-21-2005 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
I can break into cars....ok only chevettes and accords, the only cars I've locked my keys in...many times I might add. Don't feel bad sillygirl , next time call Scott&J's "locksmith" company and we'll help you out. As long as its not past 10 pm as I 'm usually sleeping and J's usually too fried to see!

You guys will come all the way from Canada to help me?? Awwwwwwwwww...

silent_jay 09-21-2005 06:30 PM

As long as he's the one sneaking the smokeables across the border, I've done that once before and never again.

Ishmal 09-22-2005 04:43 PM

i seen a mechanic break in2 a car with central locking the other day...

he just shorted out the battery and *click* all the door popped open...

that was some kind of American import, i'm not sure wat!

uncle phil 09-22-2005 05:02 PM

"i seen..." flashdance...

silent_jay 09-22-2005 06:02 PM

I'm awesome

sillygirl 09-22-2005 06:03 PM

yes, yes you are

uncle phil 09-23-2005 01:05 PM

in the valley of the jolly (ho, ho, ho!) green giant...

silent_jay 09-23-2005 03:04 PM

Heading to the most boring town in the Ottawa Valley for a couple of days yay, coming back with the silly herb, all fucked up and far away from home.

silent_jay 09-25-2005 08:43 PM

Wow this thread is dead, I killed it.

uncle phil 09-26-2005 03:41 PM

/me wields the axe...

silent_jay 09-26-2005 04:35 PM

Here's a present for all.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6..._white0005.jpg

uncle phil 09-27-2005 03:57 PM

shit......

silent_jay 09-27-2005 04:38 PM

Everybody loves Betty White.

Fly 09-27-2005 05:59 PM

uhhh...i don't fuckin' think so jay.


i mean damn man.......she's already got one foot in the grave man.

silent_jay 09-27-2005 07:16 PM

Uday.......

uncle phil 09-28-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_jay
Uday.......

both feet...

Fly 09-28-2005 04:50 PM

10 toes folks............

uncle phil 09-29-2005 04:17 PM

down for the count...

silent_jay 10-01-2005 07:14 PM

I may or may not be drunk right now, but I'm gonna go fire off a few knuckle children and see what's up.

rideough 10-02-2005 03:37 AM

yuck...and when i left your place you were very drunk...like sillygirl drunk!

silent_jay 10-02-2005 04:52 AM

I was a little drunk, no where near sillygirl drunk.

Fly 10-02-2005 06:36 AM

where the hell has she been lately anyways?

rideough 10-02-2005 09:16 AM

she's prolly all drunked up somewhere in the desert...If i was in Arizona i'd be trippin on 'shrooms in the desert with Jim Morrison and some naked Indian dude

silent_jay 10-02-2005 12:02 PM

I'd be trippin balls in the desert, hell I'm trippin balls in the city.

uncle phil 10-04-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
she's prolly all drunked up somewhere in the desert...If i was in Arizona i'd be trippin on 'shrooms in the desert with Jim Morrison and some naked Indian dude

morrison's dead, and the naked indian is sitting outside my cigar store...

silent_jay 10-05-2005 09:00 AM

Morrison isn't dead uncle phil, haven't you seen this site, the nutjobs are trying to say he's still alive and now he's a cowboy. Personally I think they're full of shit, the man died in 1971 in Paris all this is just people trying to make money. The facial features don't even match up.
http://www.rodeoswest.com/

uncle phil 10-05-2005 03:04 PM

well, she was naked a few minutes ago...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/cigarstoreindian.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">


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