The right person is a myth...there is no such thing...

Just have to have a blast with the wrong people till you find one you can tolerate for a bit. I've been having a great time with the wrong people

blah blah blah I was married to a horrid toad before I found my handsome prince :love:

awww, isn't that sweet?

and the moon was yellow...

awww dude.........so wrong..........


17 years with my mate........and we'll end up dying as mates.


she puts up with my shit,and i put up with hers.throw a dash of kids in the mix and well.........it ain't easy but,what a fuckin' fun ride so far.

you'll meet yours.......in due time my friend,in due time.

Single for life here

you don't want any kids jay?

Damn straight. The reason I say it is a myth is because I don't believe in that "soulmate" non-sense. I think if you spend a long period of time with anyone you will eventually love/like them and get used to their company to the point where you don't want to lose them, it is only natural (not always the case, there are some people who can't stand eachother), but to say there is a perfect match for everyone is crap in my opinion. Oh well....I just ended a four year relationship several months ago, and I couldn't care less, single is the way to go man. There is much more time to catch up on the real joys of life.

I want kids, I just have no desire to get married, I'll live with a woman forever but I don't dig marriage.

But what are the laws, etc there as far as a relationship with kids? Is there no such thing as 'common law marriage' or whatever, where if you live with someone for a certain length of time it's considered married?

Shit I forgot all about this, I think after living together for 6 months or a year people are considered common law here, as for kids I don't know the laws and such.

Man this bastard is slowing down.....I think I will declare victory from now on as nobody seems to post anymore. I will win sooner or later.

meow. Rdr, you will never win. I will fight to the end!

I've already had to off one kitty thanks to flyman...post again and this one gets it too!
http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~kuanlin/Gun&Cat.jpg

that's dynamo-cat. He's faster than a bullet, so you'd better watch out

shoot the kitty

As per your request, the kitty has been dealt with accordingly.

and the leaves came tumbling down...

so did my tears

the fuck did i do to make you hafta off another kitty?

man, you just have that effect on people........stay the fuck away from Larry.. :lol:

Larry will be fine........but you my friend are a different story.

bahahaha, when this thread was in it's middle stages, don't know what page exactly, i presented a cute little bastard and said if anyone posts again, the kitty is fucked...you posted...therefore the kitty was fucked. now that's two dead fucking kitties...next victim will probably be a puppy.

Meh. Puppies are disposable. :rolleyes:

even this little guy?
http://img6.mytheme.com/msn/backgrou...7337911118.gif

uhmmmmm.....

lol...that's just cruel :lol:

no, the 'pic' says 'REMOVE THE LINK TO THIS IMAGE'

oh hell, not again with you! your computer is jacked then :lol: nothing i post works for you :lol:

Noooooooo please don't kill the puppy, all the cats you want just no puppies. I have a weak spot for dogs, I love the little fuckers. Cats on the other hand, squish the bastards.

lol, fucking cat bastards...you see the cute puppy, right?

i was standing...

Yep I see the cute puppy

on the corner...

on the corner, sounds like uncle phil is turning tricks.

I pasted the link in it's properties... I've seen cuter pups than that ;)

heh, of course...but no matter how ugly, they still look better than kitties.

Yes no matter how ugly the dog, they still look better than stupid kitties, the useless things.

They're not useless!!!!

yep they are totally useless

Ahem - I hate to intrude here but some people are seeming to forget what else you can call a little "kitty" and, well ...

'nuff said, eh?

pussy...............

I love Bush, the pussy not the president

heh, i wanted to get that shirt, but they didn't have it in my size...

i saw a shirt once on the net that said........


"Bush is just another name for cunt"............

there are so many anti-bush shirts, it's not even funny...actually it's very funny, but none of them ever come with anything larger than medium...otherwise i would be wearing a different one everyday.

there is one with bush and daddy bush with the caption: "dumb and dumber"....one of my favorites.

:rolleyes: I go away for one day and all you talk about is Bush. :crazy:

bush is awesome

Martin is not bush

Mr. Martin is starting to gain some respect from me, but he still has a ways to go

bush is in a league of his own.

he sure is in a league of his own

so are you guys

I'm awesome

yes you are

why thank you, you're alright I guess, haha just playin around

sillygirl, i saw your avatar again except without the black square around it...just the white silhouette dancing.

not a good league either...i hope he stays there alone...damn lunatic.

rdr... that's cool. It wasn't me though :-p

yeah it was...you gore enthusiast you ;)

Yuck. I hate gore. I am the type of girl who hides my head in my man's shoulder when gory movies are on. I can't stand that shit

ya scary movies freak me out, i'm downloading Nightmare on Elm Street 2, it should be interesting although I am rather high so that should help.

this site is real gore though, no movie gore...it has real beheadings and such.

what's the matter with you jay? scary movies freak you out? :lol:

they freak me out a little, especially the old Freddy movies, I haven't seen any of them in ages

man, i could recommend some good horror movies if you're interested...i live for that shit

*stupid fuckin' double post*

Clive Barker is the master of gore.

tom savini is the master of gore.

posting just incase thread closes.

*awaits uncle mystro to close thread*

i fucking love CBC The Godfather last Saturday, and The Godfather 2 tonight, great fucking stuff

censored movies suck

CBC doesn't censor them, its great

Here in the US EVERYthing is censored

yes it is, it's always televisions fault in the US

they censor everything here man...it's ridiculous. although you can watch a man get his head blown off in a movie, but you can't see a pair of tits.

when i heard my bulldog bark...

how much is phil's doggie in the window...........

is it the one with the waggily tail?

he was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark...

sure they just weren't dancin......

hey joefreak........you wanna dance?

I'd never cut in on you and bundy.....






*hosers*

you guys worry me. I love you

I think fly and joe are courting

I think so too. You're just now catching on?

no worries here sweetie........and we......well at least I love you too......:icare:

Fly, you're not a bastard

i been tryin' to get into his pants for the last 2 fuckin' years.

.....then all of a sudden,pix of phil's ass show up,,,,pix of joe kissin' tec show up.......it's as if he doesn't even fuckin' notice me.and then tries to rub a little salt in the wound to boot.

you guys picked it up but that joe..........like i said before.......paddyslooooowwww.

*hug* for Flyman.

I hate girls. //random comment

and a hug right back at ya'.......

I never knew how good vanilla bean ice cream and rum/coke went together til tonight

I'd drop those clowns like a bad habit, if only you moved back East..........

yes he is........ :D

you still think so joe,after all the nice comments i've made about you?

this thread is so gay

You mean like this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ead-is-gay.jpg

I was gonna post that but I was too lazy to find the pic. :)

hee hee, lazy, i like being lazy