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silent_jay 10-26-2005 06:43 AM

Bah, he deserves it, I have to put up with him a couple of times a week coming over to my place, poor me.

sillygirl 10-26-2005 07:02 AM

Oh, you poor baby. I'll just have him come hang out with me then :)

silent_jay 10-26-2005 07:34 AM

Thats good, you can take him for a bit then, I've had to put up with him for over 14 years. People wonder why I post naked pics of Betty White, I was a normal person until I started hanging out with Scott, now I'm all fucked up. Thats alright next time he comes over and I answer the door he's getting 'the goat'.

sillygirl 10-26-2005 08:24 AM

I dunno if his wife would appreciate him coming to the US to hang out with a random girl from the internet though.

silent_jay 10-26-2005 01:12 PM

I found my new favorite picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...slovesyou1.jpg

sillygirl 10-26-2005 03:13 PM

Say that to my face, beyotch!

silent_jay 10-26-2005 03:18 PM

Hahaha, never

rideough 10-26-2005 04:05 PM

Don't worry silly,my wife will never find out. That's the beauty of my job...I can be gone for a while and no one asks any questions. Then you can find out if i'm dirty!
Just don't tell your pesky boyfriend.!

silent_jay 10-26-2005 04:11 PM

rideough's a dirty old man, in more than just smell.

rideough 10-26-2005 04:22 PM

I'm neither old nor am I smelly. I resent that comment. I'm just trying to have "relation" with an American girl. Surely you, Silent Jay,wouldn't fault me for that.


Translation>me wanna see the boobies!

silent_jay 10-26-2005 04:26 PM

Lies, you're older than dirt, as for smell, well my flowers wilt when you walk by. As for the boobies, isn't that what all guys want to see.

rideough 10-26-2005 04:27 PM

no, you ,my friend, want to see the "goat"

silent_jay 10-26-2005 05:23 PM

I'll throw the bat wings on the table, for that my friend I get one kick.

sillygirl 10-26-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
I'm neither old nor am I smelly. I resent that comment. I'm just trying to have "relation" with an American girl. Surely you, Silent Jay,wouldn't fault me for that.


Translation>me wanna see the boobies!

Are you propositioning me? :eek:

rideough 10-26-2005 07:10 PM

Perhaps....is it working?

silent_jay 10-26-2005 07:17 PM

He propositioned a sheep last night, it was rather creepy to witness.

sillygirl 10-26-2005 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_jay
He propositioned a sheep last night, it was rather creepy to witness.

Wow... now, instead of slightly flattered, I'm totally wierded out... :(

silent_jay 10-27-2005 04:12 AM

How do you think I feel, I still have to hang out with the guy.

sillygirl 10-27-2005 07:10 AM

You have free will. You love hanging out with him, admit it

silent_jay 10-27-2005 08:23 AM

He's like herpes and you keep that shit like luggage, he just doesn't go away.

sillygirl 10-27-2005 08:59 AM

:lol: you are such a good friend to him, arencha?

rideough 10-27-2005 12:55 PM

Whatever Jay...I'm the coolest person you know....I am teh sexy!

You just jealous cuz sillygirl wants my lovin!

sillygirl 10-27-2005 01:18 PM

waitasecond... when did I say that?

silent_jay 10-27-2005 01:26 PM

He hears his own things sometimes, I think it comes with old age. As for the coolest person I know, fuck thats me of course, I'm the shit.

sillygirl 10-27-2005 02:01 PM

hahahahaha

rideough 10-27-2005 06:45 PM

Jay, You being the coolest person you know is like being the smartest person.....nevermind.

silent_jay 10-27-2005 06:46 PM

Haha, you know I'm the coolest, I'm fucking awesome.

Fly 10-27-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideough
Whatever Jay...I'm the coolest person you know....I am teh sexy!

You just jealous cuz sillygirl wants my lovin!



wait a second here fellas...........sillygirl is all about the fly............


you two are dreamin' my friends.


get in line.


......you tell 'em silly...........:thumbsup:

sillygirl 10-27-2005 07:50 PM

:icare: I love ALL you Nonsense boys!!!

silent_jay 10-27-2005 10:15 PM

love is a dirty word.

Ishmal 10-27-2005 11:28 PM

i've been away toooooooo long...

this thread has gone mad!

sillygirl 10-28-2005 07:44 AM

Love is not a dirty word. This thread has gone mad a LONG time ago!

Ish, I love your avatar.

silent_jay 10-28-2005 07:50 AM

It sure is a dirty word, a very dirty word. I agree this thread was mad and fucked up long ago.

sillygirl 10-28-2005 08:06 AM

Mad a long time ago because of the nature of the thread. Fucked up a long time ago because you post naked Betty pics.

Fly 10-28-2005 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillygirl
Mad a long time ago because of the nature of the thread. Fucked up a long time ago because you post naked Betty pics.


i'm goin' with what silly said.

silent_jay 10-28-2005 08:24 AM

Everyone loves the Betty pics. Here's a great song http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/thegoldengirls.wav

rideough 10-28-2005 04:04 PM

They were whores...filthy whooooorres! and you know it Jay, especially that Blanche one.

Ishmal 10-28-2005 06:34 PM

alright,

i'll admit it was a LITTLE mad b4...

but it's gone love crazy now!



thanx Silly.

sillygirl 10-28-2005 08:26 PM

skanky whores even!

silent_jay 10-30-2005 03:43 PM

Go Chargers Go!!!

sillygirl 10-30-2005 09:13 PM

Yes, Chargers are great cars

silent_jay 10-31-2005 08:23 PM

Bloody American cars are terrible, give me a fine piece of German engineering anyday.

sillygirl 10-31-2005 08:54 PM

do you even have a car? I thought you spent all your money on weeeeeeed.

Fly 11-01-2005 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillygirl
do you even have a car? I thought you spent all your money on weeeeeeed.



ahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahh

*takes breath*

ahahahhahahahahahahhahhahhahahhhahahhaha

silent_jay 11-01-2005 08:02 AM

Of course I don't spens all my money on weed, it's the smack that keeps eating away at the cash.

sillygirl 11-01-2005 07:10 PM

Ah. I see. Which is why you don't have a girlfriend, which is why you don't get sex... ('cept when rideough's sleeping....)

Fly 11-01-2005 07:13 PM

ouch!!!!!!


nailed 'em both on that one silly.


:thumbsup:


nicely done :D

silent_jay 11-02-2005 10:10 AM

Don't encourage her fly

Fly 11-02-2005 10:38 AM

sorry jay.........



*well not really*



:D

silent_jay 11-02-2005 10:47 AM

She did get us with a good one though, I have to admit that.

Fly 11-02-2005 12:28 PM

it takes a big man to admit he got hammered by silly dude...........

silent_jay 11-02-2005 01:58 PM

I'll get her back, oh yes I will.....haha

sillygirl 11-02-2005 03:33 PM

You always try.... but you rarely succeed!!

uncle phil 11-02-2005 04:46 PM

can i still post here?

sillygirl 11-02-2005 05:19 PM

I suppose... Jay, whaddo you think?

silent_jay 11-02-2005 05:47 PM

Of course uncle phil can still post here, we always enjoy his company

sillygirl 11-03-2005 08:43 PM

I heart Uncle Phil.

silent_jay 11-04-2005 07:50 AM

I heart myself.

uncle phil 11-04-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillygirl
I heart Uncle Phil.


I heart sillygirl...

Fly 11-04-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
I heart sillygirl...




yup.............


me too!

:icare:

noodle 11-04-2005 07:05 PM

y'all are just a bunch of heart-ing fools. silly willies.

Ishmal 11-04-2005 07:19 PM

har har

u said willies

har har har

*clears throat*

i'm leaving now.

silent_jay 11-05-2005 08:15 PM

All this I heart blah, blah, blah, shit is making me fucking sich hahaha, I'm fucking awesome.

sillygirl 11-05-2005 11:07 PM

you're fucking weird. Fly, I heart you too!! :icare:

silent_jay 11-05-2005 11:30 PM

I like cheese

sillygirl 11-06-2005 07:23 AM

That's probably why you're so flatulant?

Fly 11-06-2005 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillygirl
you're fucking weird. Fly, I heart you too!! :icare:



bring on the hearts baby........




:thumbsup:

sillygirl 11-06-2005 09:26 AM

<3 <3 <3 :love: <3 <3 <3

silent_jay 11-06-2005 10:31 AM

Y'all are fucked

sillygirl 11-06-2005 10:59 AM

Yup, actually, I have been quite recently. :-p Have you?

silent_jay 11-06-2005 12:54 PM

Not really, I've been a good boy.

sillygirl 11-06-2005 02:00 PM

By choice?

silent_jay 11-06-2005 04:20 PM

Drugs are bad mmmmmmmmmmkay.

Fly 11-06-2005 06:04 PM

if you don't know how to dial it in....don't fuckin' do it.

silent_jay 11-07-2005 05:55 AM

Who can't dial a phone?

uncle phil 11-07-2005 05:56 PM

/me can punch numbers...

sillygirl 11-08-2005 10:21 AM

/me can punch buttheads. :-p

silent_jay 11-08-2005 11:19 AM

Bloody star punchers

sillygirl 11-08-2005 02:10 PM

How is everyone today?

silent_jay 11-08-2005 02:45 PM

I'm fanfuckingtastic. My back is fucking killing me and I'm feeling about 80 years old. I hate the damage hockey does too a body, even though I haven't played a competitive game in years, the years of playing are taking their toll now, so bloody sore.

How are you doing?

Fly 11-08-2005 04:24 PM

you're not fucking whinning are you jay???



*waves to silly*

silent_jay 11-08-2005 04:27 PM

Oh yeah, I'm whinning thats for sure, But the green stuff is taking away the pain.

uncle phil 11-08-2005 05:37 PM

/me is winning...case almost closed...

sillygirl 11-08-2005 07:44 PM

I'm good. Gotta go to work tomorrow and work my first shift alone. Yay. I'm also promoting my massage services again, so we'll see how that goes.

*kiss* to fly

silent_jay 11-08-2005 09:03 PM

I'm up for a massage.

sillygirl 11-09-2005 05:05 AM

Yeah, so am I. Fly me to Canada, pay my lost wages and room and board while I"m there, and I'll give you a massage a day. haha

silent_jay 11-10-2005 02:00 PM

That's alright, I'll pass

uncle phil 11-10-2005 04:39 PM

/me ain't flyin' to canada from here...

sillygirl 11-10-2005 10:57 PM

Neither am I. That's why I felt totally safe telling him to fly me up there. :lol:

rideough 11-11-2005 05:44 AM

silly, you couldn't handle Canada...its too hard-core up here, Fly, Jay...back me up here!

sillygirl 11-11-2005 08:42 AM

oh, yeah, you hardcore canadians are sooooooooooooo scary!! :rolleyes:

silent_jay 11-11-2005 10:14 AM

Thats right we are.

sillygirl 11-11-2005 12:17 PM

Jay, the only scary thing about you is that you have a thing for Betty White.

silent_jay 11-11-2005 12:36 PM

Hahahaha, there's more than just that.

sillygirl 11-11-2005 01:00 PM

well, your sick obsession with hockey, the amount of weed you smoke, let's see, what else can I come up with....

silent_jay 11-11-2005 01:12 PM

My obsession with hockey? I've played the game since I was 4 at all levels, I'd hardly call that an obsession, it was my career for a bit. The amount of weed I smoke really isn't that much at all, compared to most people. Keep em coming, I can shoot them all down.

uncle phil 11-11-2005 06:26 PM

my ex-wife used to play hockey...

sillygirl 11-11-2005 09:41 PM

I dunno Jay, I kind of picture you as the guy who sits at home all day with his best friend and a bong. hahahah :lol: :icare: don't be mad, silly willy

Scorps 11-11-2005 10:24 PM

I play hockey like all week every week....is that bad?

sillygirl 11-13-2005 08:40 AM

nope.........


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