Usually.... anyway, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on, right? :)

i'm back...

there are peeps out there that do..........get off on that kinda thing eh.



:hmm:

That's true...

Er????????

Ya really wierd people!

The golden shower........

isn't that precious...

I wouldn't say so much "precious" as.... "warm"...

And tastes kinda funny...

man did this fuckin' thread take a turn................

right turn, clyde...

thank you sir.

I sure hope you're not saying piss tastes yummy

Wouldn't know, just imagining that it tastes funny...

imogene coca?

.... Que? ....

sid ceasar's wife...

Ahh... I see said the blind man, to his deaf dog, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

I lost my pants......

Did you check over on the branch of that tree?

sup phil?


been golfing lately?



hey silly.............how's the baby comin'?




peace out!!!!!!

yesterday (good) and today (not good...)

thanks for askin', bud...

Baby's coming along just fine, Fly! Thanks for asking. He may even have a name (FINALLY!!!!)

How's the skwerls?

He beat me to it, was gonna ask to see how he was doing, but your still posting so I firgured he was good.....

Not gonna let us know what you might call him?

(a no sleep post right there)

Nope. Not gonna tell because I won't be a hundred per cent on the name until I meet him. :)

How are you, PT?

still a bunch of bastards..........:rolleyes:

over the hedge, eh?

and in the fucking hedge too..........

fucking hedges.....

i could never look at another one in the same way...

Where do you find a fucking hedge? All I've ever seen is the non-fucking variety.

you ever have to cut down a fucking hedge?


bloody brutal as all hell...........


and it fucks up your chainsaw too.


fuckin' hedges...

Fucking hedges aren't as fun as fucking sheep though....haha.......I'mawesome.

do hedgehogs really "squeal like (a) pig(s)?"

ask jay...............he seems to be the master of animals..........


.........fuckin' wierdo jay!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmm hedgehogs, such talented little bastards.

agreed....

I loves being wierd, I'll never be normal.........

Now where the fuck are my pants?

jeans or shorts?

Daisy Dukes........

you crazy bitch you..........



:D

I try my best......

daisy dukes...hahahaha...

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack`

fucking yay :)

'bout time too sweetie.........

/me is still picturing sj in daisy dukes...

that's a sad fucking sight i bet..........

Tis a beautiful sight, my ass all hanging out.

ain't nothin' like the real thing, right, fly?

it is,my friend............


"all about the ass"..........


c'mon jay........send us the goods buddy............



:thumbsup:


*don't make me have to go and take a picture of the chicken's shit.....and have to post it in a quote of yours*

:D

ooooohhh...

I'll have to see what I can do about bringing the goods fly, you never know what you'll see when you open this thread some days, it just might be my glorious ass....

dude...........just fuckin' do it!!!!!!


*sorry,this isn't the fuck thread*

c'mon jay.........if you do it....i'll shoot you 20 Canadian dollars man.

fuckin' rights i will.

plus.........if you don't post your ass.......i'd hafta post mine again,and nobody wants to see fly's hairy ass.

:D

(/me hides...)

He won't do it. He's been promising a pic for what, two years now?

Oh no I tuned back in at the wrong time!

:eek:

/me waits...

you're gonna be waiting a LONG time

/me ain't goin' nowhere...

but but Phil... I got you that nice new coat with the extra long sleeves.... yanno buckles in back? *runs*

sweetie!

phil's all about the sleeper jammies eh.

best damn clothing you ever wore to bed baby.



.....ain't that right uncle mystro?

*'nother name for phil*

Auntie Sage could custom make a pair of sleeper jammies wif feet and extra long sleeves with brass buckles in the back and a trap door to make toileting easier! Shall I get a hockey mask as well??? We could call him..... Hanniphil!

these are the onliest kind of sleeper jammies i wear...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1..._jammies_3.jpg

Well THAT isnt much coverage on those long cold winter nights!

hehe...that's where aunt phil comes in...

Thank god you didn't post a pic of you wearing that!

I wish you would, Phil!

Why would you want to see that:eek:

why would ANYONE want to see that?

Haha might be interesting.
So... I just got condemned to bedrest. You guys are gonna hafta entertain me now! :p

condemned???

I'm back bitches whats shakin

Yep Phil, condemned. To me laying on the couch not being allowed to do anything is definite condemnation and about the worst punishment that could be inflicted. I'm stuck laying here, not allowed to get up to do anything except go to the bathroom, shower, and eat. I can't clean the house, I'm not working and making money, I'm just... laying here... bored out of my mind. *pounds head on coffee table*

Thats the only shitty thing about having a kid....because by the time there 2 you will be chasing them all over the house!

You have no idea how bored I am...

Get a lap-top:D

Theres always knitting, crocheting, reading.... I am full of ideas and the brown stuff as well or so I have been told. It doesnt have to be quite that bad. *smile*

*hugs silly*

Don't know how to knit or crochet, I want to go get some cross stitching to do but I'll wait til Monday when I'll find out if I have to stay on bedrest or not. Laptop lives on the coffee table in front of me. Ran out of books to read. I don't think the weekend will be too bad cuz my honey's here with me, but his honey-do list is kinda long since I can't do anything

*HUGS FLY*

so you swallowed a basketball, huh...

Wow dead thread...........I'm fuckin awesome and I win this shit

oh no you don't! :D

ain't met me yet, have ya...

yeah, talk about a treat....:lol:

you mean like a lollipop joe?


:D

damn, i won this thing for over three weeks...

lollipops, oreos, it's all good, baby.........

sweeeeeeet.....




:thumbsup:

talkin your language now..........eh?

fuck rights man.

oh, c'mon...

I pressed the "last" button. I win! I win it all!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm still here!!!!!!:suave:

I wondered what happened to this thread...

/me tried to make it die, but alas...

keep tryin, buddy..

I don't think it will

i don't know; i haven't won anything in a while...