Developmental milestones...

He kind of does an army crawl. Pretty frickin' hilarious.

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I could just light a candle and when Bunta farts we'll have little explosions

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Has Aric reacted to Bunta farting?

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No, I don't think Aric has reacted to it much. His farts are about as bad as the dog's. There have been times when we didn't know if it was him or the dog... sad huh?

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Probably babies don't react to "bad smells" the way the indoctrinated do?

I think he just doesn't react to them because he thinks he's the one that made them :p

Funny! Also, I think before we're trained in aversion we don't have it.

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Please, sir, Farewell?

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Jay, that seemed fatalist/bizarre. Help me understand before I go back to work?

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I will miss you if your threat becomes any more true.

Johnny Drama.

OCM what kind of work do you do?

so elliptical...

This one time, at band camp...

The musicians blew their horns...
What happened to Silent Jay?

horns?

blowing?


your guess is as good as mine.

You'll have to talk to him OCM

Fly, my roommate says "This one time, at band camp, my dog tried to drown himself in his waterdish"

Doesn't make sense but it made me laugh

A little concerned
I feel a little concerned
(oh no, what was this?)

...I think I have haiku on the brain: Does anybody know of a cure?

I have a boss whose dog ate a whole bottle of Advil. There was much joking about the poor thing attempting suicide to get away from him. :)

rum and coke? :)

Rum's a very nice warm drunk, as I recall...

my ex husband ate a bottle of midol and one of I believe Aleve.... said he wanted to die. Odd thing was, there were bottles of narcotics right next to them...

From what I understand, people still ask how his cramps are doing...

And yes, rum is a very nice, warm, toasty drink.

Midol!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pretty amazing, huh?

Yeah, no wonder he's the ex.

:lol: There are lots of reasons

I figured that, beings as a botched "suicide attempt" using Midol would be embarrassing to mention even in a no-fault divorce state such as the one I live in.

He actually did that on the night that I told him I wanted a divorce. Imagine what a cold hearted bitch people thought of me as when I told him (after it was made sure that he was totally fine, just stupid) that it didn't change my mind and if anything, made it more solid. Thing I miss the most are my dogs. HAH.

I'm here, just don't have much to say at the moment, so I'm just staying quiet, but yeah I'm fine.

Glad to hear it, sir.
It's just you posts all disappeared
and I got worried.

I just wanted my posts gone for the last little bit.

Thanks for worrying about me OCM, I appreciate it, but I'll be fine sooner or later.....

Hopefully sooner.
"There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad..."
That alone is scarier than anything Stephen King ever wrote.
Poets!

I love that song....Last song Jim ever recorded with the band.....fuck LA Woman was a fantastic album, so raw and gritty.

He did most of his singing for that album while he was sitting on the toilet in the basement of The Doors offices across the road from Elektra studios. The bathroom had the best acoustics.

I've always been a fan of these two quotes as well:

he was definitely not the first animal jettisoned...

ride the snake.............

Ride the snake to where?

to the lake......

Snakes swim very nicely, mostly.

And as long as it was a big enough snake, and not poisonous, it might be very stimulating.

wow, OCM's kinky

like slinky...

I fuckin love weed...I'm so bloody high right now.....good stuff

Thankyou, I resemble that remark...

when slinkies get kinks in them they don't work very well anymore.:D

Wish I could join ya in that high feeling


BUT. When KINKIES get SLINKY... well, it makes for a very happy partner. :icare: :lol:

Nope all for me haha...jk

Where'd you find weed so soon in Thompson anyway?

I wish I was in Thompson RIGHT NOW!

I guess I'll just go to the attic.

I have fucking talent, that's how haha

Edit: I found weed here my first day, that's how good I am, and no I didn't bring it with me, airport security probably wouldn't have liked that haha

Wow.. I thought you were careful about weed in a new place... and the whole not smoking it unless you were around Lee thing.

Guess you changed your mind huh :P

Never said I don't smoke unless I'm around Lee, I was just usually around him when I was in Ontario, so we generally smoked together. I am careful about it, I haven't had to leave the place I'm staying to get it yet.

You can be careful and still find it quickly, you just have to know where to look....

Yeah I somehow figured that it was what'shername's son. I bet I'm right too:p

And yeah, you said something about only smoking when you're in Ontario :p Not like it matters though, so I'll let you win this one. *hides*

Haha, that doesn't sound like me, saying I'd only smoke in Ontario, I must have been high when I said that.

Oh you'll let me win? Why thank you haha

hah. Maybe it was just a man saying things. Men do that, you know.

So.......... I'm tired. but I have a clean house. Mostly.

Wow...just wow.....Yep I always say things just to say things

-who said "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"?

:p

And OCM, I'm not sure, but I'm too lazy to look it up. :) I bet you already know, though ;)

some have attributed it to samuel johnson...

But I do though.........like fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck......

All of a sudden this sounds like the f**k thread.
...what makes the world go 'round?
Thanks, unclephil.
& sillygirl, you ain't lazy!

yes she is, and she smells kind of funky too:p ...haha, she know's I'm just joking.....I hope.

The fuck thread, I could have said balls on chin....

I'm so lazy. You have no idea.

fuckityfuckityfuckfuck

Some of the most expensive perfumes have funky undertones.
I believe in pheromones.
...balls on chin?

I'm still not believing you're lazy, silly.

Why don't you believe it?

I guess being enthusiastic about Aric and working and cleaning house...
...it could all be fiction, but who knowingly believes fiction?:love: :thumbsup:

She's not lazy, she's just saying that, we all know the truth....

If I knew the truth I'd be questioning no longer.

How's your stash holding up?

I enjoy being lazy. Life is just easier if I can totally submerge myself in everything there is to do instead of actually dealing with issues. :)

//blatant honesty

Stash is pretty good, it was a nice treat after my first day at the new job......

How was your first day?

...so dealing with responsibilities rather than issues comprises "lazy"? I don't believe that!
I hope your new job fits you, sj.

hehehe. What if I said that some responsibilities aren't really... responsibilities :p

First days was grand, as you said, something to submerge yourself in, I get to work all weekend too....pretty much all I can work for the next two months, we're going to be busy while it's cold.....and I can bank the overtime for my vacation this summer, party back home for a week.

Edit: Thanks OCM, from what I can see so far it's a perfect fit, much better than anything I've done so far.

You're so lucky

not exactly...trust me...I sure don't feel lucky.....lucky I found a job I like...that's about it though....unlucky in many, many other ways....

what are you unlucky about? You've got a great job, a new place to live, cool friends to go home to visit... and I'm sure soon you'll meet the hairy chic at work :p

Hairy chic?

I told him that a hairy chic at work would fall in love with him and stalk him

No comment, but trust me I'm unlucky in many, many ways...always have been, always will be....
Yeah I don't plan on going home until next Christmas, so no visiting them anytime soon, I was joking about partying at home this summer, I have no desire to go back to that town.

hairy chic..heh....being my luck your probably right.......

:love: hairy chicks, as long as they trim now and then.:lol:

hahaha wow.

I'm a bit more picky about my girls. :lol:

...well, as you said, ocm is kinky...

I guess everyone's definition of kinky is different... mine doesn't involve lots of hair... :p

Mine doesn't involve lots of waxing...

:lol: You got me there

That's impossible - that would mean I won one. :)

Yeah, every now and then I do lose...

Losing fuckin sucks balls........

yup........left testicle written all over that.

:lol: ...it's funny you should mention that, right after sj's last post...
All my kids came out of the left one, and the youngest's favorite phrase has something to do with sucking balls...:lol:

Wow... how do you know for sure they came out of the left one?:crazy:

we just know silly.......we just know.

I guess it's a man thing?

Can we have those?

I don't really want to have any 'man thing' s. But I don't mind saying "It's a girl thing" ;)

That seems pretty silly on the surface. I'm sure it has a significance which may occur to me later...