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feels like a kick in the pants......
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i ate a bowl of lemon jello once...
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While you might well imagine it, can you guess what I just ate?
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no, tell us
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shit sandwich?
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Bad guess, fair question.
VANILLA Yoplait. Go figure. |
it was a funny guess though......
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speaking of funny guesses...
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Your fav? :orly: |
naw, my favourite is hair pie.....
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Gotta love those pheromones: It's written in our genes.
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I don't wear jeans, so I don't write anything on them...
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How would one extrapolate that?
I'm guessing still, you like pheromones. |
all these big words, my little brain hurts....
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I don't believe that, sir. I think this is only the third time that's happened.
It's an interesting enough concept to google at least. Next time the pie might seem even sweeter. |
you guys are gross.
I used to get in trouble for writing on my jeans. Don't know why, though. The ink washed out. *shrug* It was one of those "When you're buying your own jeans you can do whatever you want with them" conversations |
I was gonna call your name, but I didn't want to queer you appearance.
Sorry about the pie reference, but you know about pheromones, don't you? |
hehehe............
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I love you, silent_jay!
I'll say it again, if I have to. sillygirl, not to put too fine a point on it, cunnilingus is a very fine thing, is it not? |
i love myself...
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courtney, where are you sweetheart...
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Sir! The neighbor named her daughter that when she was on the fifth-to-the-last boyfriend. You weren't talking about love, were you?
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love is a figment of peoples imaginations...
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Possibly, but I HIGHLY doubt it.
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Yes, I know about pheromones and yes, cunnilingus is a great great thing.
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i met a cunning linguist once...
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I met a hooker once.
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I've met a few whores, but never a hooker.... unless strippers count, but I wouldn't say they all do... just some.
So anyway, we watched The Marine tonight and I thought the bad girl was hot. In looking for pictures of her (and failing) I found this one. Happy Friday, kids. http://www.celebrityfolder.com/kim/13.jpg |
there are no fridays when you work 7 days a week.....
The Marine, unless your names The Rock, stick to wrestling. |
Ahh that link didn't work...well it worked but it took me to the front page.
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Linky no worky m'am
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I don't know how you did that, silly...but, thanks.
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Back in the days of shock and awe.....
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I was tempted to lock it but I guess I'll just be satified that I win - for now... ;)
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i love it when you talk dirty........... *damn blue eyes get me every time too* |
no one wins but me. And that link doesn't work anymore for me either. It was a hot chic, apparently by the name of Kim in a rather small bikini. Brown hair, looks like maybe blue eyes. *shrug*
I hate my roommate |
Hate wastes energy worse than big SUV's.
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We came to liberate them all....
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From bondage or damnation?
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They're lyrics from a Neil Young song, 'Shock and Awe'......you get 2 guesses what it's about.
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"God is happy, sabu: he plays with us." Out of Africa.
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I know not of this god......is he an actor?
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in a round about way.
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ooohh...a circle game...
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a circle jerk even......
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in quiet desperation?
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she felt her being
and therefore was, as if any of us are. |
jism toast
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hey, i'm still winning this thing!!!
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Yeah, and I feel like I just got imported.
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better than deported.
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they'll never deport me, I'm a citizen.
Wait! There's a knocking at the door. |
Why would they deport? They're getting tax money from you!
And I win |
Winning is the most cynical and nihilistic thing ever...
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how is winning cynical?
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if you can't win....cheat, thats my motto.
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wouldn't cheating get you to win? So really, you CAN win...
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Winning here means the demise of here...
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when someone wins it is always the demise of something that loses
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BTW, sillygirl... what is your question?
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it was something about your tiger striped rabbit, I think. Don't remember
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Hahahahahahaha, fuckin Sens lose the Stanley Cup, Sens lose the Stanley Cup..............Congrats Anaheim great fuckin series boys
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//random hockey comment
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yes totally random, fuckin Sens suck balls, so fuckin happy those cock suckers lost
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On another note, I saw Flint come up a few times in my data entry job
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Flint Stone?
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Ahhh Flint Michigan, what good times I had while living there, fuckin really good times, hopefully they're no little American me's running around I haven't heard about.
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Yeah, think of all the potential child-support.
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I'd rather not think of it....
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i had a thought once...
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That's a lie!
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hehe......
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Having a thought more than once makes once a lie.
Having myriad thoughts makes one more culpable... If they want to be or if social workers get involved... |
The truth doesn't make a noise.....
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LMAO its great being here watching all the sens fans cry its great |
Your new picture makes me squirm.
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antsy in the pantsy?
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let's pretend it's a reptile...
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trouser snake?
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What's a trouser snake???
//Justice |
haha......
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i know what a trouser snake is...
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I think it was a rhetorical question.
Of course, I wouldn't know. |
Hummm biggest response so far...its a keeper :D
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/me throws it back in...too small...
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Now THAT'S funny.
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a wee little trouser trout......poor bastard.
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he'll get bigger with the proper enticement...meanwhile, i'm WINNING!!!
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I will never say that that's not true
Unless it becomes obvious that it isn't. (Spiders don't have penises) (Dear Mr. Fantasy. Thankyou) |
I hate spiders, don't know why they just freak me out.
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I hate double posts
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or just one really big fuckin hammer........speaking of big hammers...
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What, you got one?
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haha.........
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Aw, c'mon, JWAC!
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I got a 12 pound sledge :D
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I had one of those pounded through my head, once upon a time...
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