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Sharon 01-30-2007 12:29 PM

You sound like you're having a good time in bed, Fly...

uncle phil 01-30-2007 01:48 PM

i'm with the flyman...figuratively, of course...

Sharon 01-30-2007 01:56 PM

How romantic.

silent_jay 01-30-2007 02:45 PM

That's creepy........haha

Sharon 01-30-2007 03:15 PM

Go on and join them, silent_jay... you know you want to.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 03:25 PM

I think I'd like to, but I fear I wouldn't fit in.

uncle phil 01-30-2007 03:32 PM

i did say "figuratively..."

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 03:35 PM

Yeah, I know. Hope springs eternal...

silent_jay 01-30-2007 03:35 PM

Nope, no need for me to join them, me likes the ladies....unless it's for an evening of strippers and weed, then I'm in.......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 03:39 PM

I'm in whenever I can get there...

silent_jay 01-30-2007 04:22 PM

I need something to do for my birthday, with work being crazy I should have a week or two saved up for holidays by then, maybe I'll get my passport and see what trouble I can get in in Cuba.....

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 05:06 PM

"I was gambling in Havanna,
I took a little risk...
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Da-a-ad get me out of this!"

silent_jay 01-30-2007 07:07 PM

I had to google those lyrics, never heard of Warren Zevon, I'll download an album and check it out.......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 07:17 PM

I went home with a waitress,
the way I always do.
How was I to know - she was with the Russians, too?

- most of his airplay was "Werewolves of London"

silent_jay 01-30-2007 07:24 PM

That's song's on the album I'm downloading.......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 07:34 PM

I'm believing you'll enjoy it.

silent_jay 01-30-2007 07:40 PM

I figure I will, I like all kinds of music, from Sinatra to Down, as long as it sounds good, I'll listen to it.....

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 07:47 PM

He might not be for everybody, but he's good aural stimulation for me.

silent_jay 01-30-2007 08:20 PM

I just noticed that my respirator left a mark on the bridge of my nose...guess that's what happens when you wear them for 7 hours....fuckin things....

Sharon 01-31-2007 03:20 AM

What do you use a respirator for, silent_jay? Is it for medical purposes, or for health and safety at work?

silent_jay 01-31-2007 04:40 AM

Health and Safety at work, bloody rock dust gets everywhere when I'm cutting core samples.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 06:42 AM

Here's hoping it's not literally bloody rock dust!

silent_jay 01-31-2007 10:32 AM

Nope, just regular rock dust, but some of the core has asbestos in it, so the respirator is a help in that respect, just get tired of wearing it all day....

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 02:04 PM

The father of a friend recently died of asbestosis. It was a gruesome way to go. Respirators are very good things!

silent_jay 01-31-2007 03:12 PM

Yeah they are a great thing, and Inco is very safe, so we're well protected against the rock dust......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 04:26 PM

Lucky you. If OSHA came to investigate, they wouldn't like what they'd see...:eek:

silent_jay 01-31-2007 04:33 PM

We actually had a safety audit at the shop last week....we came out spotless, so that was nice......can't wait until I get to go underground though......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 04:36 PM

...sounds like spying, or a womb.

silent_jay 01-31-2007 04:39 PM

Haha, naw I mean actually under the ground, down in the mines, hopefully in the next couple of weeks I'll start doing that, now that my underground orientation is done......

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 04:41 PM

I've always admired miners, but mining scares me. Good luck underground when you get there.

silent_jay 01-31-2007 05:13 PM

I'm not a miner...I'm an Exploration Assistant with Inco, there's a technical name for us, geophysical technician or something like that, I'm not too sure if that's it or not, but exploration assistant is easier to remember.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 05:20 PM

Way cool, so you'll be going underground to...drill more? In that enclosed space you'll need more respirators!

silent_jay 01-31-2007 05:32 PM

We go underground to do gyros on holes that are drilled, laser collars, all kinds of weird things. We just have to have our respirators with us, just in case anything happens, so hopefully I won't need it down there.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 05:43 PM

If the earth collapses on top of you, you usually die. (Sorry for saying that?)

silent_jay 01-31-2007 05:47 PM

Yeah but I can die crossing the road, so I don't think about what could happen ,I just know it's a possibility.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 07:38 PM

Allowing us to manage, what we know.

silent_jay 01-31-2007 09:32 PM

I may or may not be high right now......

Scorps 02-01-2007 11:23 AM

Sounds like an interesting job there jay

uncle phil 02-01-2007 12:48 PM

i went to rubonia once...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-01-2007 05:39 PM

...dunno where that is, sir! Numerous caves, no mines. I could drive to Soudan, but it's supposed to be -40 in Ely tomorrow or the next day - I don't wanna do there.

silent_jay 02-01-2007 05:41 PM

it's -32 here with the wind chill, it was about -41 or so last night, fuckin wee bit chilly....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-01-2007 05:48 PM

Wee bit chilly, where'd laughing out loud go?
...you must be well- insulated...
If you're 7++km north of Winnipeg, you're wtf north.
-Don't freeze to death, sir.

Sharon 02-02-2007 06:20 AM

Hot chocolate, gotta love it.

Scorps 02-02-2007 09:57 AM

-1 feels like -7 not to bad

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/wea...s/CAON0349.htm

uncle phil 02-02-2007 12:38 PM

s'posed to get down to a high of +60f here sunday...brrrr...

silent_jay 02-02-2007 03:32 PM

-44 with the wind here, it's a might bit nipply out.....

Sharon 02-02-2007 03:50 PM

A bit nipply?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-02-2007 04:52 PM

Funny how that happens, isn't it? Below zero here tonight.

silent_jay 02-02-2007 05:03 PM

Nice avatars Sharon and OCM, good to see you can finally express yourselves through them......

Yes Sharon nipply, it's a fancy word isn't it?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-02-2007 05:08 PM

And a fancy feeling...

silent_jay 02-02-2007 05:22 PM

Yes a very fancy feeling when they may be able to cut diamonds hahaah

Edit: -48 with the wind at the moment, I just came in from a smoke and I am high and chilly......

Scorps 02-03-2007 02:27 PM

wow -48 its cold here and snowing like a bitch, got maybe 1-2 feet now ;D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-03-2007 02:31 PM

The powers-that-be almost cancelled the St. Paul Winter Carnival's Torchlight Parade for tonight. Due to the public's outcry, they only made it shorter... ...at least cold climates have the benefit of freezing unhealthy microbes? And that which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Sharon 02-03-2007 05:38 PM

Mmm nipply!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-03-2007 07:54 PM

...do women sometimes get erections out of fear like men do?

Sharon 02-04-2007 04:17 AM

This woman can get erections out of pretty much anything...

But hey why do you think women like horror films?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 07:12 AM

I think I read something about that...
I haven't cared much for horror films since they started to scare me.
...

uncle phil 02-05-2007 01:44 PM

/me loved the original texas chainsaw massacre...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-05-2007 03:40 PM

It was better than the new one, even if the special effects were not so good.

Scorps 02-07-2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
/me loved the original texas chainsaw massacre...


The remake with Jessica Biel ?

Me like to:D

Fly 02-07-2007 12:41 PM

*heads off to his shed and starts his chainsaw*

sillygirl 02-07-2007 02:19 PM

I hate the sound of chainsaws...

uncle phil 02-07-2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pain Train
The remake if Jessica Biel ?

Me like to:D

no, the one with john laroquette...the freakin' original?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-08-2007 07:50 PM

Originals are like copies, except they came first...

Fly 02-08-2007 08:01 PM

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )

Scorps 02-09-2007 12:34 PM

I only like some re-makes...like Gone in 60 seconds I liked the original but the re-make is way better.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 12:52 PM

...I don't see enough movies.

uncle phil 02-09-2007 01:39 PM

fly, you be takin' over mystro's job? you forgot the "who and what..."

sillygirl 02-09-2007 01:44 PM

I love that song! :)

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 01:48 PM

Hey, silly, did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

sillygirl 02-09-2007 01:53 PM

... why do I have the feeling this is a trick question...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 03:17 PM

...because it has a stupid answer...

"(he) stays up nights wondering if there is a dog."

Fly 02-09-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
fly, you be takin' over mystro's job? you forgot the "who and what..."


you weren't here man.......i was just tryin' to hold the fort eh.

.......that's why........you da mystro.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 04:42 PM

WHEN I couldn't figure out WHO, WHY, WHERE, or HOW, let alone WHEN, my fantasy about having killed someone dissipated.

silent_jay 02-11-2007 02:44 PM

I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand waiting for the tomb of some old dying man......

Fly 02-11-2007 02:47 PM

where'd the fuck you av go jay?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 02:57 PM

I'm sitting in my room with a dying old man waiting for a needle.

silent_jay 02-11-2007 03:24 PM

The av went awol for a bit fly, trying to find a new one and can't decide yet, but I'm sure one will be back sometime today or tonight.......

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 03:41 PM

Decisions, decisions...
Delicious and colorful, please!

silent_jay 02-11-2007 04:03 PM

It'll probably be strange and depressing....much like myself.....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 04:09 PM

Aw, c'mon.
There was a pleasant peasant,
and she had a lovely smile,
and to spite myself I loved her,
although only for awhile.
We make ourselves happy, sir! Make it colorful. Make it delicious.

silent_jay 02-11-2007 04:16 PM

How's this one OCM? It has colours in it at least....well red at anyways...it's only temp for a couple of hours until I can decide on a new one.....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 04:31 PM

The flavor seemed to lay in the truth of it.

Sharon 02-11-2007 04:37 PM

My main problem with that avatar is the use of "Your".

It's "You're". It stands for "You Are".

"Why Live If You're Gonna Die Anyway?"

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 04:43 PM

Correcting spelling
leaves one open to being
corrected themselves.

uncle phil 02-11-2007 04:46 PM

"themselves?"

singular, OCM?...

silent_jay 02-11-2007 04:57 PM

I'll see how long this one sticks around for......

Sharon 02-11-2007 05:05 PM

OCM is indeed singular. Imagine this place with two of him!

I like the hockey one, Jay.

silent_jay 02-11-2007 05:15 PM

Thanks Sharon.....I reckon it will stick around for a bit.......

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 07:25 PM

I'm loving it.

silent_jay 02-12-2007 03:23 PM

ba da ba ba ba i'm lovin' it......fuck I hate McDonalds......

Ourcrazymodern? 02-12-2007 03:57 PM

Hate McDonalds all you like, they"ll be around until Taco Bell takes over.

uncle phil 02-12-2007 04:51 PM

jeebus, i hate taco bell..

Ourcrazymodern? 02-12-2007 05:07 PM

...and I just ate some. Damnit. The blue hockey guy, I'm loving.

silent_jay 02-12-2007 08:03 PM

Fuckin Taco Smell........

A pic of me, half dead and ready to pass out, fuckin webcams take a horrible pic.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g?t=1171339294

Fly 02-13-2007 03:43 AM

you sure it's the webcam jay?

ahhhahhahha........

Sharon 02-13-2007 03:50 AM

Cruel, cruel...

silent_jay 02-13-2007 04:35 AM

Probably not the webcam at all Fly, as sillygirl has called me a hideous fuckin chud before hahaha

Fly 02-13-2007 04:48 AM

just bustin' yer balls man.......

Sharon 02-13-2007 04:58 AM

#5000!!! :):)


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