Like a wounded water buffalo in heat.......

if you split thier guts open.....you can get ample heat jay.




no shit.



i saw it in a star wars movie man.



:D

I'm pretty sure he reacted to the smell?

the smell always rears its ugly head at th least opportune moments

ok, who cut the cheese?

it was sillygirl.

Hey if it was me, I'd admit it, TRUST me :D

that was just admitting it, kind of sort of haha

Trusting her, trusting you, and trusting uncle phil, I can't smell anything.

you can trust phil and I, but I wouldn't trust that sillygirl as far as I could throw her.

Acknowledging impertinence, how far is that?

the only smell that i have dialed in is herbage...........and a good 'ol outdoor fire.

Yeah, Jay, how far CAN you throw me? I doubt you could lift me. :p

And no, I did not fart.

I'm sure I'd have no problem lifting you, but I wouldn't want to throw you.

Lifting people is no problem throwing them is tricky :D

Yeah, we tend to struggle.

In my swing dance club in high school I had two guys throwing me back and forth. It was a blast, but scary as shit. One of them was about 7' tall, the other was just under 6'. That's kind of far to fall and land on your back.

Tell us about your falls, if any.

swing dance club hehe

I hate dancing..unless I am drunk, that way I can't remember.

I seem to remember loving dancing. Clearly.
Of course, this could be imaginary.

same............i need wobbly pops in me too before i even attempt to cut a rug.

No dancing for this guy either

There's not enough room to dance in this cave.

It's getting warmer, though.

I didn't fall when they were throwing me ever. One time a friend and I were learning a new spin thing and he about popped my shoulder out... and we both fell. But it wasn't a lift or anything.

I love to dance. I would dance every day if I could... I do, actually, with Aric.

I can handle dancing, but it's more of a spectator thing, and a pole is usually involved.

You just haven't met the right girl yet then. You'd dance for the right one.

Nope, no dancing.....there is no 'right girl', just two people who can tolerate each other haha

aka- the right girl for her right guy ;)

yup...........i'd hafta agree there jay.


i deal with her shit,and she deals with mine.


then there's the kids..........whole 'nother scenario.....

two people who can tolerate each other doesn't equal the right people for each other silly, as Fly said you both have to deal with each others shit, and if it was the 'right person' there would be no shit to deal with.

that's just your opinion. ;)

and I think the tolerance is a huge part of it

You're forgetting sillygirl Fly agreed with me too, so I must be correct haha

(heh, that means you win! Well done)

I used to dance with the kids, while still able to lift them. I'd even sing to them and the universe knows I can't sing.:love:conquers all.

nope..........silly always wins.



*normally i'd attach the "bastard" here but.........silly's a chick so.........*


*bitch*........:paranoid:

Inflammatory language!

aww, fly... that word doesn't even hurt me anymore :p

and yes, I do always win. :)

Hahahahahahahahahaha, you bitch!

We might as well all just give up.

She wins nothing hahaha

There may be a prize involved in that.

The prize is a kick in the pants haha

okay.......bring on that kick then jay.


my boys ain't worked for damn near 10 years.



and yes,,,,,,,,,i wanna win that bad.

Even if it's a booby prize?

I got my work truck stuck on a fuckin lake today in a big fuck off snow drift. Thankfully the drillers got a truck stuck as well so the skidder pulled me out on the way to the other truck, what a way to start the fuckin day.

The melt proceeds...the days go on. Don't fall in the lake, sir!
A fuckin day should end that way...

No melting here, we just got dumped on for 2 days, to go with the day of snow we got last week, no fear of falling in the lake, the drilling company floods the ice road to get it thick enough for the drills to go on it.

Amazingly, if temporarily, constructive. It melts there eventually, doesn't it?

yeah it melts here eventually, not too sure when spring starts here though, I'm guessing April or May.

And then you get those strangely long days...

The weather here is great, the snow is almost all gone, street sweepers are out in full force at night...but the forecast is showing snow for friday afternoon...I hope there wrong.

i hope they're wrong, too; especially if that forecast is for down here...

The forecast here was for rain turning to snow and the sun's been shining brightly most of the day...shoulda become a meteorologist!

Well its 40% chance of snow, -11 over night with a wind chill of -21 but back up to +'s after that :p

Good God are we discussing the WEATHER?

there is a 100% chance of weather here this evening...

There's a 100% chance of me smoking a joint in the next 30 minutes.........on a totally unrelated note I'm going to the Heaven and Hell concert in Winnipeg on Sunday, fuckin party

we where

now...........let's talk about




BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh what if people don't drink beer? I drink liquor most of the time, might have a beer every now and then with the GF when we go out for dinner.

dude..........you're in Alberta right?


cheap,cheap,cheap beer there no?


we're payin' like $20 for a case of bottles here..........what's the damage on your side of the line nowadays?

/me has pissed out a LOT of beer in his day...

no shit............you don't buy beer,you rent it.


damn...........

Me? no im in Ontario not Alberta

Good goddess, Sharon, while I daresay that liquor beats the weather when it can. Is it still raining over there or something? After your post everybody started talking about alcohol. Interesting.:surprised:

Winnipeg is grand, the drive here was enjoyable.....

Enjoy the concert!

it's easier to sneak a mickey of like........whiskey into a concert,as opposed to a six pack of wobbly pops.

My fuckin christ that was a great fuckin concert, I didn't even stick around for Sabbath, Down and Megadeth were who I went to see.

Down played even though I didn't think they were going to as Phil has been sick. Even with Phil being sick, they put on an amazing fuckin show. Can't wait for them to come back through Winnipeg for another show, I'll be going again that's for sure.

P.S. I was so fuckin high at that show, and Fly, joints are by far the easiest to sneak in and surprisingly easy to smoke, I just sat in my seat hehe.

meow. hi guys

she is woman, hear her roar...

her roar is far worse than her bite.

But she referenced sharp claws, earlier. The sharpest, in fact.

Glad to hear you enjoyed theconcert, jay. Your review brought back more than a few memories.

She's probably lying about the claws haha.

Oh yeah the concert was fuckin great, great music, tons of joints being passed, fuckin great time.

To think I find myself content with 'home and garden shows' and parades these days! I'd blush if I knew how...

(I believe it about the claws, sir! & I've not witnessed a lie yet.)

I don't lie. :)

OCM, I LOVE home and garden shows!! Then again... I AM a girl.....

The one in Minneapolis a couple of weekends ago was amazingly huge. There was too much to see in one day, in fact. ...I didn't know they were a sexist thing!

the men I know hate garden stuff... except for one.

And I've got a couple friends in Minneapolis. One is coming down for my birthday, yay!

i went to a beer garden once or twice...does that count?

no, but it should

Home and Garden shows are alright, I watch a few of them........fuck I think I just typed that.....damn..

Fear not, sir! The one in Minneapolis was mostly construction and landscape guys who could not have passed as women, ever.

hahahaha

I would LOVE to make my backyard beautiful again. However, I have a Goldendoodle who disagrees with me

The dog should have no control, if you don't mind my saying so.

That puppy looks cool

Is this the one that farts?

Abbey only farts if we put her on different food.

OCM, I completely agree with you. This dog is creating a swift path out of our home, if you know what I mean. She's been destroying baby stuff and only baby stuff. Well, and the backyard. But I honestly don't think she's dug any new holes in a while. Seriously, between the two dogs, our practically pristine backyard has been turned into a warzone. :( It makes me so sad, because I want to take aric outside. It's been really hard training her, and even though people keep telling me that once she's two both sides of her brain will magically connect and she'll be great, it's just getting kinda pricey trying to hold out. She's even kenneled when we leave. Sneaky bitch waits til you're not looking.

Dog training is time- and labor-intensive. With a small boy as well...good luck.
But check this out; it's another sneaky bitch story of a sort.
My daughter asked if she could foster a dog. (We already had one, the angel Labrador of which I've spoken) "OK," I said, unaware that two weeks later when I asked why the thing hadn't gone back that I'd hear: "You didn't think I was going to foster her and not adopt her, did you?" To make this short, I
asked her to leave and she did, for several months and changes and difficulties, then ended back home with a menagerie, including the same untrained dog. It's been sixteen months, (it was supposed to be one) the damn thing still pees and poops in the house, and my daughter's been touring Peru for the past two weeks.
If I make noise my place here gets threatened and (damnitall) I think this dog and I may have been in the bardo together.
The labrador has endured, but his behavior has, shall we say, not improved.
Sorry for venting like that... Train the dog if you want her.

Last person to post wins!
 

Ok, I thought I should start a game.
Whoever is the LAST person to post in this thread is the winner!

Right now I'm winning!

hahah the thing is, she's awesome with commands. Just.. sneaky bitch!!!

I tried the same thing on my dad, but it was a kitten. She's my mom's cat now, and my dad gets told to sleep on the couch if he bitches about her!! LOL

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...82#post2214782

You should come play with us! ... I'm already winning this game :crazy:

you tried the same thing on your dad?

Of course she's a sneaky bitch, she's a woman, aren't they all like that hahahaha.

well, he said i could have a shorthaired male and I got a longhaired femalw

ahhh, I see, I see

Finally got some pics off my digicam

Here's a drill with the sun coming up behind it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Picture010.jpg
This would be the same drill only closer:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Picture011.jpg

While I'd probably vote for you...

jay, that looks like jesus with a cigarette - !?! Excellent pictures!

Thanks for the perspective, sillygirl. I'd like to keep her cat because he's a very cool Mainecoon, even though he drives my cat crazy.

hehe, damn jesus and his cigarettes, doesn't he know those things will kill you.

This is another drill on the same lake:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Picture012.jpg

cool shots jay........good to see what a guy does for work.



cold?

she's full of shit..........she ain't winnin'.....


and yeah.........there's a reason it's called "Take 3" too.........


and silly figured she won in the first two as well.......guess what?


she was full of shit then too.............:D

brrrr...