sheep........

no really........i hear the goats keep the coyotes away from the horses too.......

that's just what i hear.........no research at all eh.........

goats can be evil creatures... and I love feta cheese pizza. YUM

yuck feta cheese, I think I threw up a little bit.......

That's what it does to me, too. Funny, jay!

Feta is the bomb

My wife likes it, too. There's no accounting for taste.

some peoples children.....

Gorgonzola is good, especially with raspberries.

The shout box has taken over..lol I sit there and chat for hours

Yet I see you had time to change your picture.

mmm, better than cheese!

yes that picture is better than cheese......

If it was a cheese, what would it be called?

My bet's on queso fresca.:skeptical:

OCM, that's my favorite cheese! :)

That means if it was Queso Fresca, it'd have to be Jessica Biel ;)

Jessica Biel is a whore.......

If the pic were a cheese, it should be called the sweet breasticles cheese.....

breast milk cheese?

Why don't we make that?

too sweet.........

& maybe we'd have developed allergies after so many years?

most likely, kind of like peanut allergies, I don't remember anyone I knew as a kid having a peanut allergy, now suddenly everyone and their mother has one.......

Especially their mothers.
Not to disrespect allegies, but wtf?

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.......

...and that that hineys not trolling for donkeys.

What, you're not into inter-species erotica?

hmmm...if I were to count the ways, there'd be a lot of running away, screaming. Do mythical creatures count?

fuck silly.........all you need is a bale of hay........


elevation sweetie.........

a bale of hay will give you at least 18"

Hey, I never said I was interested. I was following Jay's Clerks 2 lead ;)

don't put your love of inter-species erotica on me, I was merely making a random comment.......

yeah uh huh. A comment from Clerks 2 and now you say I'M the nasty one! :p

*mutters* sheepfucker


*runs away*

(hiding in the woods)

and this is how it ends, ignore and insult........

? Who's ignoring you?

Fearing injustice
Resembles creating it
It only makes more.

It's kind of snowy out here, but not too cold.

it'll be 71F here today :)

I'm ignoring myself......

Do you think that's wise?

naw, I was just fucking about, I could never ignore myself......

On another note, dandy new sig sillygirl, who was it who said something like that?

Your ego stayed bloated! Good job.

It must have been Mae West, or "Marilyn" after they perverted her?

I don't know, but whoever said it must be very witty and wise.....

My ego is always bloated, some would say too bloated......

Wisdom leads to wit more often than vice versa.

...(heh?) and now I'm having bad dreams about this bloating thing. It seems to be reminding me of the ruminants in the fields getting too much alfalfa.

Thats nice and warm...im coming for a visit...lol

watch out PT, silly's a mean one haha.......

It'd be body temperature if one was a lizard. Or May 10-15 in Winnipeg?

I will keep that in mind

I think she's kind.

A friend of mine once described me by saying "The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws" ;)

PT, you can come visit anytime.

OCM, I don't think it gets that warm in Winnipeg ever.

Yeah, well, I've got this cozy little cave in the woods that'll be over a hundred this summer.
(Sure it does, sillygirl!)

Of course it gets that warm silly, jesus I don't live in the arctic or anything like that........

sillygirl, sweet? hahahaha, just playin silly, I had to say it......

I honestly don't know where I'll be on May 10-15 OCM, I'l lbe in Winnipeg for a day or two that's for sure, I'm driving in from Thompson to catch my flight to Ottawa, but I'm going to hang out in Winnipeg for a day or two probably more, then home to visit the parents for a couple of days.......

Well, if I see you on the street should I recognize you? (I would)
May 16th I must be home, as it's my beloved's birthday.

(This cave is very, very cozy. Is that an inquisitive squirrel? Damn rodents!)

or is it a gerbil?

EXTREMELY FUNNY, MR.!

...there are no wild gerbils here that I've heard of. One very inquisitive chipmunk last summer...

I hit a bird today, stupid thing didn't move.....never hit a gerbil though.

my dogs got 2 birds today.........fucking unreal.........who needs cats.

I've watched my cat snatch birds out of the air. She's quite the little hunttress. If only she'd take that bloodthirst to the squirrels...

The labrador just sits there wagging his tail with his toungue hanging out...

man...my labs both have a bastard skwerl under their belts...........they kill anything that comes on the property........

"cept the fuckin' owl that's been buggin' my chickens.........and is he ever gorgeous.......beautiful colours......and huge too.

Now, owls I like. I don't see many here in town, but I saw a bald eagle flying north over downtown the other day...predatory birds are like spiders; they're both our comrades in the war against more destructive (and reproductive)elements. Are your chickens free-ranging?

free ranging in a 20x20 coop........they used to be all over,til shadow,the black lab, one day decided to have a taste........she got one chicken.......and since then,i've built a big coop.

and the eggs.........my god are they tasty.

Remember the song "Dirty Old Egg-sucking Dog?"

Does the owl really enter the pen?

not in the coop but........he does go into the outer pen portion........he's too big to get through the little bird door.......

well got up not long ago and everything is covered in an inch of Ice.

...there was a lot of shovelling here this morning... Relatively nice to have a little weather, though.

Fuckin nice out here finally.....no ice, just some sun......

Have you been sharing the smokeables with the owl Fly, maybe that's why he's sticking around.

I never heard of an owl smoking. Still and all, stranger things have happened.
I'd thought you might be referring to onesnowy, jay, and "became" befuddled.

he better stay away from my stash........


the stash is part of the reason i can really appreciate the owl.........


doors of perception...........and the owl can't get through.:thumbsup:

Unless you let it into your pipe-dreams! That might cause a sharing of the chickens.

That's one strangely provocative cigar ad!

i'd hit it.


that owl is hawt..........

fuckin rights Fly.....

does one need a license?

i don't mean hit it with a stick man............

:lol: I meant for the fuckin rights. oh, wait...

you need a license to hit a owl?

fuckin owls, stealin my stash...

It had to have been rodents, jay!

isn't an owl just a rodent that can fly?

:lol: Now there's a disturbing concept! Of course, "flying" squirrels...:eek:

or the flying badger

i wish i were a bird..........love to be able to fly.


maybe next life eh?

Next life I'm coming back as myself, because well I'm that damn good...haha.

I love your attitude, jay! I think I'd like to come back as a Labrador - lots of laying around and joy in life.:thumbsup:

I want to be a cat. Maybe an ocelot.. or a tiger. Probably an ocelot though. Or an ocicat.

Or just a cat. :)

Regardless, I win

That would kinda weird if you remember this life:oogle:

Here's to remembering past lives!

I bought $210 insulated coveralls.....fuckin spending money.

What goes around comes around. Well, except for the bits that get squirrelled away, I guess.

fuckin squirrels

In a nutshell!

nuckin futs....

:lol: :lol: WHAT?:lol: :lol:

wow sun is finally shining here :D

i must be still winning...

Still I must be winning. The sun is shining brightly here and melting the snow in spite of the temperature.

over 80f here today. I can swim, so I win ;)

I can picture you swimming. If it isn't spy cams, guess what that means?

And his mouth tasted just like buttermilk.....

...and he savored it highly.

OCM, I would assume that means that you have a vivid imagination, seeing as I don't think I've posted a pic of myself here in a long time... other than my avatar.