Nope. No significance.

Ah,well, silly's better anyway.
Have you ever heard of epididymitis?

yep. have you ever heard of drinking olive oil being enjoyable?

No, but with a little pepper it's good dipping bread in it.

Yeah I know. But all I'm allowed to have for two days is juice and water. And olive oil. Hmph. :(

I'd LOVE a nice chicken parmigiana, some yummy noodles with any sauce but marinara, a glass of wine, and cheesecake for dessert.

*sigh*

Imagine how much better that will all taste after the weird diet is over.

It's not a weird diet it's a gallbladder cleanse. I already made sure I'm being taken out tomorrow for Macaroni Grill. They have the BEST bread!!

A nice fucking shit sandwich would be nice.....

LIAR! KILLER! DEMON!
Back To The River Aras!

jeebus....

Indeed they do. Will you be dipping it in olive oil?
(disconnected) I was just trying to explain the left nut thing.

My [real boss] just had his gall bladder taken out.

I'd like to have my brain taken out so I don't think about shit anymore.....

Read Julian May's "Jack the Bodiless".

All he had was a brain, and he didn't have to shit....

I'd keep the shitting and just lose the brain, it does nothing for me anyways....

Why would you want to lose your brain?

It serves no purpose, and it's tarnished.....

Ah, I see. I thought it was that you didn't want to think anymore. You know, I bet if I didn't have a brain I wouldn't be under enough stress to make me sick. When you find someone to remove yours, could you send me a business card? :p

On another note, my dog almost pushed me off my bed today. Bastard.

That is the reason, it serves no purpose because I don't want to think about anything anymore, I'm done thinking. Nope no business card, if I find on they're all mine haha.

No need for stress, you should be stress free, and enjoying yourself.

Haha, that's a good puppy.......

Stress free. Heh. How am I gonna enjoy myself if I'm incapable of even taking care of my own kid

And no, bad puppy. He's actually almost technically not a puppy anymore. He'll be 2 in April.

I do not know the answer, as far as I've always known you taken care of the little one fine, but then again what do I know.......I'll answer that.....sweet fuck all.

I'll stick with good puppy haha......

wtf is "sweet fuck all" *raises eyebrow*

I've been too sick. Between having a gallbladder attack and being sick anyway, I've barely been able to get around the house on my own. Kid's at my parents. Mom's keeping him an extra night so I can do this shitty cleanse.

I don't think that you would have called him a good puppy if you'd been there when he did it. >_< Damn dog.

sweet fuck all is what I know....nothing...zip....zilch...nada....zero.

Shitty you've been sick.....

Yep I would have called him good puppy even if I was there, which I wasn't, but I'd still call him good if I was, which I wasn't......so good puppy.

........ok

not the response I was expecting........

what were you expecting

I figured something funny for a response, you do know I was joking about him being a good puppy right? Guess my humour has been a little off lately....

I'm just really tired. Haven't slept much the past few days. Don't feel well, and the fucking dogs won't stop barking.


Fuckers.

Oh, sorry, didn't know you've been sick, and lacking sleep.....I'll keep my comments to myself from now on......told you I was an asshole haha

So how's work?

great stuff, got to work again tomorrow...outside for 8 or 9 hours today, fuckin great fun......loads of shit to do for the next few months.....I'll have time banked for my holidays in no time, strippers in Winnipeg here I come.

Oh no not strippers...

I've never been to a strip club

me either.......only seen the airport in Winnipeg, so I'll have a blast....

You've never ever been to a strip club huh.... I find that difficult to believe

Yep, I've never been to one, but I'll be going to them in Winnipeg as a birthday gift to myself......

You plan to give away money for your birthday? :lol: ;)

Hehe, well not too much money at least, but I believe in supporting the economy any way I can. I'll do other things anyways, that is if thew dancing girls don't distract me too much haha

Strip clubs seem dull; what's up with lap dances?
Strip malls, on the other hand, at least sell a 'variety of merchandise.'

I may as well go to strip clubs as I'll be in Winnipeg alone....or I'll just go to regular bars, that's probably a better idea....

Still going to Winnipeg for your birthday huh.. how do you know you'll be there alone, anyway. What happened to a TFP meet

Indeed. I think I already booked a flight.

You should check on that and let us know

Yep still going, I may as well still go have some fun. Well I'm figuring I'll be alone, but I don't know for sure, if I am, if I'm not, it's all the same to me...

wow........

what did I say now?

Nothing wrong. Bunta says hi

Nothing wrong? Being me what I said was probably wrong, I have a habit of saying the wrong thing.......

hey Bunta...

How could any of that be wrong? You just don't seem like the type who wouldn't care if he was alone for his birthday or if there were people there. Took me by surprise is all.

May 10-15, still?

I'm not big on birthdays, they've always been just another day to me.....I'm used to being alone, I rather enjoy it.....

That was originally the plan

plans have probably changed by now, but what do I know anymore......

Bob says hi.

If plans get any firmer I'll be there with bells on.

Mmm, firmer. ;)

Indeed - floppy is bad.

Floppy disc. Try saying that after a few shooters and you might blurt out something different.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, but I'll be here plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes...

I always thought it was unusual that the state bird of South Dakota is the CHINESE ring-neck pheasant.

I'd say that South Dakota was unusual, but the truth is I know nothing about it.

There's less to know about it than some places.

So I'm not really missing out on that much then.

There's definite scenery, some topography, & weird politics. What more could one ask for?
:lol: I'm sure they have sex there!:lol:

Well at least that's one thing in it's favour. I doubt there are many places where people don't have sex (I mean cities, states or countries, not smaller restrictive places like convents or monasteries).

hmmm. convents and monasteries. :thumbsup:
:lol: I don't dare bad-mouth cat-holics:lol:

** groan **

Did that groan comprize pleasure or pain? Are you coming to Winnipeg?

Winnipeg is too far for me...

...but it's the center of the world!

I don't know what world YOU live in! :p

Oh, yes you do. I'm suddenly guessing I know yours less well, however.

Let me tell you then - it's one where Winnipeg isn't central. :)

Noplace on the surface could be central - I was joking.

London's not far off, being where the Greenwich Meridian is. ;)

What does GMT have to do with it?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

The Greenwich Meridian divides the world into eastern and western hemispheres. Kinda central if you ask me. ;)

does anybody really care? (old CTA lyric...)

If so I can't imagine why...

- haven't worn a watch for well over three decades...

Neither do I... I just drag a grandfather clock behind me on a chain.

:lol: Seriously funny :lol:
:confused: seriously impractical, just like coming to Winnipeg, in a way.
Is the cab still waiting?

It shouldn't be - you should be in it!!

The Pacific is very wide...

Yes, but don't stretch the cab driver's patience.

Do "foreigners" drive cabs in your neck of the woods, too...?

are there foreigners in minnetonka?

The drivers here tend to be English... they have to pass an exam where they memorise pretty much every street in London (called "The Knowledge"). Studying takes three years on average. As part of their exam, they are given a start point and destination. They have to describe a route from memory, never deviating more than an inch (on the map) from the straight line between the two points.

Very impressive stuff.

um...we're still a melting pot!

Sharon - very impressive! They've recently been trying to "force" the cabbies at the airport to carry everybody, including the ones that their religion requires them to object to. :thumbsup: :lol:

You mean some of them refuse to carry certain passengers?!

Yes, no booze and no transsexuals. It's very strange, but the practice is in the process of being banned.

No booze and no transsexuals. How would they know if someone was a transsexual? They'd have to be pretty sure, you could offend a lady by accusing her of being a man.

You grab her by the crotch to see if she has a dick......that's how you know if a a womans a transsexual.....hahaha, I can't believe I just typed that....

...I can't believe you just typed that either. Seriously, it's been a news item around here lately, and I think "she" was post-operative. (I can't believe I typed that, either.)

You think she was? So you didn't grab her crotch to check?

:lol: the last person I grabbed by the crotch was someone I was attracted to and the rest is history...(Or maybe hysteria):lol:

Don't tell me that's how you seduced your wife...!

I think I need a timeout.....

ahahhaha.........i can believe you just typed that..........wierdo.:D



i think so too man..........go smoke another one eh.....:thumbsup:

:lol: strangely enough, we lived together for quite a long time before we fell in the sack, so no, I was not so forward with her.

Why ask why?

Why ask anything? It must have seemed a good idea at the time.