OK. Why do you think our species has continued its association with alcohol?

Because it's a guilty pleasure, kinda like Taco Bell.

Do you remember the movie where every restaurant was a Taco Bell? I loved that idea.

You mean Demolition Man? I think it was Demolition Man. With Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.

eww taco bell, the worst of the shitty foods.

Mc Donald's isn't any better

thats why i said 'the worst of the shitty foods', they're all garbage.

(make your next meal more enjoyable remembering)

soup sandwiches

Who's winning now is up in the air.

nope....it's me, no matter what sillygirl says, she's talking shit.

May I call you JWAC from now on, or at least until you change your picture next?

of course you can, doubt I'll be changing it for a bit anyways. We should call sillygirl 'the one who thinks she won' haha

Idiot that I am, I still don't understand this "winning" thing. Races, sure. Debates, okay. But indefinite conversations?

it's a tricky one to understand, usually takes about 6 joints before it becomes clear.

I believe I'd have liked to smoke with you, sir. Quitting is for losers? The squirrel just ran off, apparently ashamed.

it's always an adventure to smoke with me, you never know what I'm going to say next. damn squirrels they get ashamed far too easily.

"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me"

I heal myself.....

you had to be here for takes 1 and 2 to get it man.



jay!!!!


pass that shit over brother

Is there a brief synopsis of 1 and 2 somewhere I could get to? (tic)

hhmmmmmmmm.......that might've even started in a previous version of TFP....loooooong time ago.

Relativity disallows me to like the suburbs.

mean things haha

relativity takes a dive...

and down goes relativity

a descending theory, if there ever was one...

I think Bullshit is my favorite show.

well jay...........you sure expell enough of it.

might as well be your fav show too.


*oh yeah........nailed jay with a doozy*


hahhaaahhahaahhhaha.........

hehe, I figured you'd jump on that one Fly, very nicely done

Yeah, basically, I win. :) Jay and I were a team for a long time but I think he split from that, but that's okay because I still win.

oh, I split from that?

edit: forgot, and you don't win shit haha

yep, it was you.

and I know I don't win shit. I win this thread. Thanks. AND I believe we agreed that the winner gets the new Ford supercar ;)

I don't think it was me, I'm pretty sure it was you, you were probably drinking when you split from it haha.

You don't win this thread, and after watching Jeremy Clarkson's experiences with his Ford GT, you can have it.

so, I win. It's not like I'd drive it. It'd sit in my garage, but I'd have it on showcase like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

you'd be lucky to be able to see over the steering wheel so I guess you wouldn't be driving it haha

you know, seats move. And I could be like my grandma and put pillows on there to make me taller

what seats move? my simple brain can't handle such technological advances.

That seemed a lot like teamwork! Excellent.

meh, she kiboshed the team, so I'm guessing it's done, probably for the best, may as well keep going with all those mean things I say....haha

Let's hear one!

I'd rather not, apparently some people don't like the asshole version of me I sometimes like to play, but who really cares what others think anyways, I am what I am and if they don't like it, fuck em

wow. someone needs a nap.

why would I need a nap? I'm perfectly rested.

Ummm. Mean's neither perfect nor restful. It's just somewhere near the middle, isn't it? silly, what have you done? How are all the creatures you're molding?

I enjoy being mean, always fun to gauge peoples reactions of a different behaviour than they're used to seeing from me.

I've always disliked it and felt chagrined if I realized I had. Different strokes.

yeah I'm different in that way, don't know why, just always enjoyed getting a reaction out of people, whether it be good or bad.

Individual packaging does have its advantages. I've mostly thought that one of the main one's is that we don't have to completely understand each other to get along. Variety is the spice of life.

........

"...20 seconds between posts?" I'm sure it took me a lot longer than 20 seconds to type that! & I got about 30 runtime errors in the meantime.:confused:

very true, we don't always have to understand each other, but sometimes people should ask what the other person means rather than just thinking they're being an asshole

I agree wholeheartedly, jay. I think often it's just the tone of voice or one's demeanor that sets people off.

Oh well, people will think what they want to think, I can't change their minds, nor do I really care what they think anymore.

it's good to be the winner...

it's good to be me

wow, Jay, you wanna start this here?


OCM, Abbey has managed to prolong her life in our househole by no longer destroying the kid's belongings. I make sure when I go on my walks she goes with me, then she's perfect all day. She's still a sneaky bitch, though. Bunta's great, Aric's awesome. Four teeth. Almost walking... still... it's coming quick though I think.

start what? Guess I can't make random comments anymore

Don't you remember "growing up"?

The dogs were so excited when I was going out a few minutes ago, even though they hadn't been invited, it excited me, too. But 42F is too warm for the dog park...

I'm done changing diapers, and washing off dogs, at least until it's warmer...
or until I get real grandchildren. The sneaky bitch the daughter brought back home can't resist the swamp, nor people's food. At least she's stopped doing what she has to in the house, finally!

Life is good!

Pass it on.

too warm???

yuck, changing diapers, fuckin disgusting, thankfully I'll never have kids, so no need to worry about those dirty things

Well, they get all muddy...

not if you don't have kids they don't...

Yeah, or dogs...

Like I said, I'm glad diapers are a thing of the past, until the future.
How else to get from here to there?

I won't make it to diaper time of the future I reckon...

I reckon we make it what we want it to be.

I have no preference, short life, long life, it doesn't really matter to me, as long as I get to feel death when it happens. Something like that only happens once, you don't want to miss it.

That was huge, sir! I always wanted to die in my sleep, I thought, and now I can't even sleep any more. I want to feel it, too.

I've never wanted to die in my sleep, you miss the big event altogether.

Fuck this makes me sound morbid haha

Maybe, but not mean.

Oh I'm sure the meanness is still there, it just hides sometimes. Quitting smoking may have something to do with me being mean, but it's also in my personality, I say what's on my mind in plain straightforward terms, I pretty nothing up.

Either that or the person who said my brain was thinking up mean things to say may be having a figment of their imagination...haha

We all have those figments, don't we?

Here's one: Until you hit me upside the head I won't believe you're mean.

hehe, well that is one way of being mean, and I can control the stupid things I say, if I choose to control them, which most times I don't, sometimes being blunt sucks.

I'd never hit you upside the head ocm, we'd be too busy sampling the green goodness for me to do that.

Although if hitting someone upside the head constitutes being mean, then sillygirl is downright nasty, she's always talking about hitting me in the head when we chat.

no, you're always saying how I'm too short to do it. I'll get Astrocloud whack you upside the head. He's tall. :)

of course the woman has to get someone else to do her dirty work for her....

Estrogen is the violent hormone.

A mother has got to protect her offspring, after all...

(whoops!): Historically she's needed the larger, stronger one?
(lord, don't let her come and slap me!!)

Im tall 2 :D

But im not really into slapping around random people

Jay's not random. He's been around here forever!!

nope, I'm random...just some random guy on the internet

You seem pretty focused to me.

I'm focused on getting rid of this bloody cold that's kept me off work since Monday.....other than that, I'm just some random guy on a forum

Yeah, right. JWAC!

I enjoy being random, ask sillygirl, she'll tell you I'm just some random guy...

Check 5576.

yeah, I saw that one, she's just saying that, she's called me 'some random guy on the internet' many times...

She may have been exaggerating?

doubtful, she doesn't seem to exaggerate much, but you never know.

I enjoy being random anyways, keeps people from getting too close.

I never called you that. You called yourself that.

haha, I was waiting for you to make an appearance.....

yeah some of us have had errands to run today and a kid who WON'T STOP MOVING to chase after

*grumble*

the errands I can sympathize with, the kid, you did the deed, you pay the price. Should have remembered the saying, 'no glove, no love'

"No hugging, no kissing, 'til I get a wedding ring" might have been less unkind, sir.
You CAN BE mean! I'm amazed.

I don't put out until there's a ring on my finger and a car in the garage...

Was that mean? I thought the 'no glove, no love' comment was more comical.

a ring on your finger and a car in the garage huh? That might require you to either start liking men, or start being nice to women.

liking men, not gonna happen, I like the ladies too much for that, and trust me, I am nice to women, you should know, I've been nice to you.

I've always hated condoms.
Sorry I blew up.

haha, nice ocm...

Coolest motherfucker alive:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...il_Anselmo.jpg

and i am still winning...

I never got that memo

"He never writes, he never calls..."

he tried to kick him in the balls...

coolest mother fucker dead:

http://www.despupalliton.ch/web/tage...es/dimebag.jpg