hello?

what's happened?

Is it because I wondered off?

Eugeni: hi. I 've been waiting for someone to revive the thread.

SixEdxMia: yes. please dont ever wonder (or wander) off again. thanks

Puppy or Kitten?

New Mexico or Florida? For you I mean, I'm going to Florida.

Catholic or Protestant?

Hume or Kant?

Tangent or Asymptote?

Six Sigma or Deming?

Import or Domestic? I dunno, pick one, beer, cars, TVs...

Binary or base 10?

Coffee or Tea?

Light or Dark?

Peetster:

Kitten
New Mexico
Atheist
Kant
Tangent
Deming
Import beer, domestic car
binary
Tea
Dark

How do you get yourself out of the blue?

Where does the Magic 8-ball recieve its magic?

I seem to be headed to Terrapin Station. Should I just continue there?

I was served papers by an officer of the court last night. My lawyer didn't prepare me for that. I plan to shove them up his ass today. Any advice on technique?

Eugeni: by getting into the black

eggers: the Magic 8-ball factory buys it wholesale from Magic Kingdom

Peetster:
yes
sideways

Last time I meant:

How do you manage to cheer yourself up when you are feeling blue?

By the way:

How do you get yourself into the black?

Eugeni: porn always works for me. And you get into the black by leaving the blue. Duh! :wink

What can you do to avoid working?

Eugeni: TFP is a great way to avoid work. Unfortunately, the pay here is lousy.

Is there really gold in them thar hills?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie?

(and no, not the cross-dressing movie tootsie).

What's the essential difference between men and women?

SinisterMotives: ayuh. cant get theyah from heah, tho.

Peetster: according to Mr. Owl, 3.

Latch: depends on the tootsie. in general, however, about 173.

Eugeni: two letters (a "w" and an "o").

Nothing else?

Eugeni: the rest of the differences are pretty obvious, arent they?

I haven't got a clue.

Can you become emancipated when you're only 13? Would it be mentally healthy?

Which TFP member are you secretly obsessed with?

Eugeni: I dont see why not. I suppose the mental health issue would depend on what you were emancipated from.

Kostya: honestly, none. several of the women do give me a hardon though.

Well ok then, which women give you hardons on a regular basis?

Kostya: sorry, but a gentleman never tells. besides, there's the court order to consider.

Do you want to keep this thread alive?
Do you thing you need me to keep this thread alive?

*no threatening tone intendend*

What:
...is your favorite color?
...do you think of pants as opposed to shorts?
...is your favorite number?
...is the number that pops into your head first after thinking about Mars and then about what number pops into your head after thinking about the aforementioned celestial body?
...do you think about the Mobius Strip.

Eugeni: the thread will live as long as it serves a purpose. my desires for it are irrelevant.

If you need to keep asking me questions, I'll keep answering them. Whether the thread continues ad infinitum, or disappears into the inky depths of deepest cyberspace is of no consequence to me.

Xell101 (welcome to my thread, newbie):
blue
depends on the weather and my intended activity
69
millions, and then millions again
is that a club? in Boston, right? had a great time there - tons of hot dancers.

Will you ever post said hard on in the exibition?
And are ya gunna welcome me back? *wink*

What are you doing?

Sixy, baby, welcome back. Where ya been?
As for posting the hardon, Im not gonna say no, but dont hold your breath waiting for it. First off, I only have a shitty old webcam with which to take digital pics, so it would be hardly worth the effort. Secondly, said hardon is in no way special or spectacular: average length, average girth, average in every way (though it does give me & the wife tremendous pleasure).

As for what Im doing right now, Im waiting for my kidlet to fall asleep so I can go jump the wife's bones.

Ya know I've been with Peetster?

Excuses,Excuses?

Post the wife too?

and you know I am just trying to get you naked.. right? :)

where oh where has my little dog gone? oh where oh where could he be?

when will the hurting stop!?

why cant we all just get along?

SixEdxMia:

I do now.
Do you really want to see a small, grainy, poorly lit pic of an average hardon?
No, I want to keep on living.
Of course.

jaco (welcome):

on top of Old Smoky, all coverd with cheese.
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
It's not in our nature.

What was the Jealousymeter readout on that?

6.4 on the Richter scale

What do you think about trios?

whats your favorite breakfast bar?

why sigh-own?

can i have a cookie now?

Why is it that after six months I still don't have a signature?

Eugeni: trios? as in the plural of trio? Im all for em. Specially power trios (ie Rush, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, et al).

jaco:
the kind that serves a mean Bloody Mary.
how else would you pronounce it? if you are after the origin of the name, however, it can be found in the "whats up with that nickname" thread.
yes, you may.

Kostya: beats me with a rented stick. why dont you?