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Sion 06-17-2004 08:02 AM

jaco (welcome): 4 & 6? I always thought is was in 17 dimensions.

Kostya: intriguing? ArTelevision, by a landslide.

Gakface: coathanger

SixEdxMia: Ruff!

jaco 06-17-2004 10:48 AM

why didnt the uranium-238 space modulator work?

mml 06-17-2004 03:24 PM

What is the greatest novel of all time?

Eugeni 06-17-2004 04:30 PM

Could you please describe what flamenco is?

Thank you.

Sion 06-17-2004 08:50 PM

jaco: the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" did not work correctly for Marvin the Martian for the same reason that all those gadgets that Wile E. Coyote bought never worked: it was made by Acme, Inc., THE worst manufacturer in history.

mml: I cannot say. I can say, however, that the best novel I have ever read is: a tie between Stephen King's "The Stand" and J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings".

Eugeni: sorry, no, I cannot.

todd 06-17-2004 09:27 PM

Ay whatsa' time, mate?

Sion 06-17-2004 09:38 PM

everquestjoe: English please. the only other language I know is French, and even as rusty as my French is, I KNOW thats not French.

todd 06-17-2004 09:58 PM

It's English. real english.

Ay = Hey
whatsa = whats the
time = time
mate = man, I guess

Sion 06-18-2004 09:13 AM

its 1:17 pm US EST, whatsa time for you, mate?

jaco 06-18-2004 10:14 AM

why does dropping heavy things on my finger hurt?

SixEdxMia 06-18-2004 10:53 AM

If I got down on my knees,and swore that I'd be yours forever,Would you get down on yours too and take my hand?

SixEdxMia 06-18-2004 10:56 AM

Why do boys lie?

SixEdxMia 06-18-2004 11:05 AM

Really,How do I figure out how to use my fujifilm finepix a205?

I read the fucking manual,none of it stayed with me.

It's expensive and I'm scared of breaking it.

Can I push whatever buttons I want?!?!

Eugeni 06-18-2004 02:52 PM

Would you believe me if I lied?

SixEdxMia 06-18-2004 08:15 PM

Why would eugeni have to lie?

(do you think he can be trusted?)

Sion 06-19-2004 08:36 AM

jaco: it's the law (of gravity) man.

SixEdxMia:

1. you know it baby

2. same reason that girls lie: self interest

3a: well, I was gonna say rtfm. maybe read it again.
3b: yes. pushing buttons should not break it. best way to learn about any gadget is to play around with it.

Eugeni: probably

SixEdxMia: I dunno (to either question).

Eugeni 06-19-2004 02:55 PM

Individuals with even a small degree of emotional intelligence are a dream to work for.

Could you please explain the line above?

analog 06-19-2004 04:09 PM

why are breasts so wonderful?

Sion 06-19-2004 04:24 PM

Eugeni: I should think the answer to that is obvious.

analog: see above

SixEdxMia 06-19-2004 05:18 PM

What do you do for a living? (or is this it?)

Eugeni 06-20-2004 12:23 AM

Why would I ask then?

Peetster 06-20-2004 03:57 AM

My plan for Fathers' Day is to take my kids out to an early dinner, maybe the Japanese Steak House, then something cheezy and fun like bowling. Their mother is not invited. She needs to get used to the new order.

Anything I should specifically watch for or guard against?

Peetster 06-20-2004 03:58 AM

Do these socks match these pants?

Peetster 06-20-2004 04:00 AM

Can I use this thread to tell my girlfriend how wonderful I think she is?

If not, I'll edit it out. ;)

SixEdxMia 06-20-2004 07:33 AM

Is peetster putting the moves on me? 0-o

SixEdxMia 06-20-2004 07:34 AM

Do you recycle?

Sion 06-20-2004 08:01 AM

SixEdxMia: I work in a glass manufacturing plant. But I'd rather do this for a living, lol.

Eugeni: coz you didnt understand it, I guess. Ok, its like this, a boss without any "emotional intelligence" is usually an asshole who is not fun to work for. One WITH "emotional intelligence", even a small amount, is usually someone who treats his employees with respect, and therefore is good to work for.

Peetster:
1. sounds like a good plan. cant think of any immediate dangers, except maybe dont drop a bowling ball on your toes.

2. You're asking me? Trust me on this one buddy, Im no fashion expert.

3. I got no problem with that.

SixEdxMia:

1. hmmmm...could be.

2. yes.

GakFace 06-20-2004 08:22 AM

?

Eugeni 06-20-2004 10:00 AM

How many people or selves are behind Sion?

SixEdxMia 06-20-2004 12:16 PM

Um.....

I would be in front of Sion,but anywho...

What do you say to someone who says*how did you get those scars?* if you are bitter and think its rude to ask?

Peetster 06-20-2004 04:05 PM

I'm getting ready to train someone in self defense with a loaded revolver. Obviously gun safely is paramount. Only point at what you intend to kill, it's not a toy but a tool, etc. Any encouraging words of advice for the pupil?

SixEdxMia 06-20-2004 05:41 PM

Can I tell you the answer to gakfaces ? ? I know it C'mon...
psssstttt..
(The one and only true answer is ..)

Sion 06-20-2004 07:23 PM

Gakface: I'm granting a special dispensation to SixEdxMia to answer this one. Watch this space for her answer soon.

Eugeni: just one physical presence here. I'll let you know how many personalities once I've finished counting them. Dont hold your breath, however, coz it might take me a while to total them all up.

SixEdxMia: There are two acceptable responses, the polite (I dont wish to talk about that) and the curt (None of your business). Use either as you see fit.

Peetster: general advice: Gun control is hitting what you aim at. humorous: Kill it and grill it. wisdom: never pull a gun out unless you are ready, willing and able to use it. geek advice: there is no reset button on a gun. carpenter's advice (modified): aim twice, shoot once. more humor: a big gun is NOT a substitute for a small penis. more wisdom: the best use of a gun is to leave it in its holster.
...that is all, for now.

SixEdxMia: yes, you may.

SixEdxMia 06-20-2004 07:39 PM

I already answered. The only possible answer to ? is".",in rare instances,? can be the answer to ? as well,and even sometimes !. Ya with me?

Peetster 06-21-2004 05:50 AM

I'm with ya.

Coke or Pepsi?

Beer or wine?

Tequilla or single malt?

tecoyah 06-21-2004 07:24 AM

Are dolphins sentient?

Sion 06-21-2004 08:31 AM

Peetster:

Root beer
Pale Ale
Vodka

tecoyah: yes

monkeydriven 06-21-2004 11:34 AM

What is more intriguing about SixEdxMia's Avatar....the running mascara or the hint that she may be topless?

Peetster 06-21-2004 06:23 PM

9 iron or wedge? Choose carefully.

Commit or not? I'm seriously leaning towards commit. She's frickin hawt. Long term, I think she's awesome and probably my one. What's your magic eight ball say?

Sion 06-21-2004 08:36 PM

monkeydriven: I find each aspect equally intriguing.

Peetster: from 100 yds in, wedge. from 100-130 yds, 9 iron

need more info on the commitment question: who, what, where, when, why and how?


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