Are you going to eat that?

What's the deal with the Baltimore Orioles? On paper they are a far better team.

Is the Dow done sliding, and will it stay above 10,000 for the time being?

Is a "Magic 8-Ball" a reliable decision support tool?

Is there going to be a time without fear?

Six EdxMia: not yet, but I intend to. soon as I finish a couple things.

War Wagon: plastic when necessary, paper otherwise

SixEdxMia: yes. but you can have the crumbs when Im done.

Peetster: Orioles? how the hell should I know, Im a Pirate fan. I want to know when if they are ever going to be in playoff contention again in my lifetime.

as for the Dow, we can only hope.

"All signs point to Yes"

Eugeni: Im afraid not.

Do you know if the human race is ever going to disappear?

Eugeni: yes, I do know.

why did you skip my last question about clockwork orange?


do you do that often?

flyman: sorry, that was inadvertant. no, I dont do that often. to answer that question: Alex, of course. why? because he is the only character in the movie that matters.

Where O'h where has my little dog gone?

Am I going to heal from this?

Where is the line between right and wrong?

When will I learn to speak my mind without putting my foot in my mouth?

What will I be when I grow up?

What should I be doing instead of asking you questions?

What should I say to him about the dreaded "L" Word?

Why am I sitting here on a saturday night waiting on your words of wisdom when I should be out with my best friend?

Do you smoke?

Do you mind if I smoke?

Why did yankee doddle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Are you Sick of me yet?

are you sane?

Why do all Superheros wear spandex?

Must I answer your questions?

Whats the differance between this thread and the 'Answer the question with a question' thread?

The all knowing Sion will answer your question here,with his infinite words of wisdom,When he gets around to it.

I keep confusing it with answer your question with a question game.

He's better than a tea leaf..I swear it.
Ask him a question.(he more than likely has a life and wont be around any time soon).

Hang to the left or right?

why is glass a liquid?

do you find answering some questions a chore?

Does the Tathagatha:

a) exist after death
b) not exist after death
c) both exist and not exist after death
d) both not exist and not not exist after death

wow, looks like I have my work cut out for me this afternoon. all questions will be answered in order.

SixEdxMia:

1. on sabbatical.
2. yes, in due time.
3. about 6 inches to the right of the line that seperates fishing from just standing there like an idiot
4. if I knew the answer to that, I'd be President of the Galaxy by now.
5. older
6. nothing. there is no finer way to explore life's mysteries than to query me repeatedly.
7. just come right out and tell him you dig Lesbians. chances are, he'll be turned on by it.
8. see answer to #6 above.
9. yes
10. no, go right ahead. "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em" I always say.
11. can you think of a better name for a feather in your cap?
12. you can eat it if you want, but you'll get a much better buzz if you chop/grind it into a fine powder and snort it.
13. absolutely
14. not yet. keep trying.

everquestjoe: ducks and beavers ate my socks

SixEdxMia: it's in the Union by-laws

everquestjoe: only if you wish to attain true enlightenment

everquestjoe: 17.6333 ppm (parts per million)

Fremen: left, generally.

roadkill: why is water a liquid? it is what it is.

Eugeni: only yours, buddy. :D

Kostya: e) all of the above

Did you know this is the coolest idea ever?

How would you say 'I miss you' in spanish?

everquestjoe: of course

Eugeni: dunno, I dont speak spanish. maybe mexicanonabike can help you out.

*If all the world is my stage, where is the audience sitting?

*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?

*If I put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will I go back in time?Why,Or why not?

*How much would I have to weigh to be considered bulletproof?Ya know.. for my fat to protect my vital organs?
( I live in a bad hood,yo)

*Why do I get the munchies when I smoke pot?

*Why is touching a dead body considered a sin by god?

*Instead of talking to my plants, if I yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

*If a man speaks and there is no woman present to hear him,Is he still wrong?

*Is it possible for me to be totally partial?

*How do dryer sheets work?

I hope that you do not mind,I am in need of your infinite wisdom.

Mia: you sure do love this thread, dont ya?

1. On stage with you.
2. Only by the CIA. The other forces of law and order are not quite as insane as they are.
3. If you dont add any water to the coffee, you will go back in time. Only problem is, you only go back 14.63 seconds.
4. Roughly 15,000 lbs, give or take a couple of hundred.
5. I dunno. Now how about passing me that doob. And the chips.
6. It is? Hmm, I guess Hell is gonna be full of coroners and other medical types.
7. Yes. And believe me, you aint seen trouble till you've met a juvenile delinquent ficus.
8. You do know that I'm a man, dont you?
9. To some degree.
10. In the dryer, I believe.

oh, and Im sorry to inform you that my wisdom is not infinite. It is, however, stronger than dirt.