Priceless! :lol:

Good question, fhqwhgads. :p

Peetster: that depends on your definition of "the nasty". However, assuming the common definition, that would be about a 10 days ago. next projected commission of "the nasty" is T minus 45 mins.

fhqwhgads: if you use it as a method of birth control, YES.

Eugeni: him? is this the same "him" that KWSN was asking about (re: the nipples question)?

Kostya: if so, then there must have been an awful lot of us who offended the gods. IMO, however, it was just a case of some creatively bankrupt money-grubbers in Hollywood looking for an easy score.

let's put it that way

What is the common definition of 'the nasty'?

lol me, me, me, me,me, me, I'm a nasty girl ,oh pick me, say me lol Just playing around, I was called that tonight by my boyfriend hehehe.

I've got $100 burning a hole in my pocket. I was thinking of betting on the ponies. Who is your favorite horse?

Are there really aliens at Area 51?

If there can be a 'Dirty Dancing 2', does this imply the possibility of a 'Breakin III'?

Eugeni: the common definition of "the nasty" would be having sex. personally, I prefer the term "bumping uglies" or "making the beast with two backs" to "the nasty".

qtpye4u84: as you wish, from now on, you will be known as "NastyGirl".

Peetster: Mr. Ed and Future Glue are running neck and neck.

RedGirl: you think I would tell you if there were? ok, so I might, but then I'd have to kill you.

Kostya: I implore all of TFP to pray to whatever gods you hold holy that such a thing never happens.

let us pray.

what should you tell a girl you dig when approaching her?

Eugeni: I've always found "Hi" to be a really good start. try to smile when you say it, too.

Could we state that human inmortality is blatantly non-existent?

White, wheat, or potato bread?

what happens when they let the contestants know that Miriam is actually a bloke?

Eugeni: (assuming you meant iMmortality) says who? can you prove it? I refuse to believe in my own mortality until Im certified dead by a licensed MD. and even then, I'll only go on record as saying maybe.

WarWagon: depends on the meat.

bundy: Miriam is a guy???!?!?! wait, who the fuck is Miriam?

What makes your day for you?

I have two questions..

Who's bed have your boots been under?

and
The chicken the egg or the sock?

Eugeni: getting replies to my threads. and blowjobs.

SixEdxMia: I never put my boots under the bed. Not my own and not anyone else's either.

The sock, obviously.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

SixEdxMia: nothing a little deep dicking wont cure.

You are the thirty-fifth guy to tell me that this week.

Who did start *the* fire?

What do you reckon about the Black Eyed Peas?

What exactly is 'chip-oil'?

Why does my dog incessantly lick the same spot on my oriental rug?

You know how when there's a mass disaster, and they have to identify people using dental records?

If they don't know who I am, how the hell do they know who my dentist is?

What happens if I had no questions?

SixEdxMia: a guy named Ralph.

Eugeni: I reckon they make a good side dish with pork chops, but you gotta have some gravy on em.

monkey-driven: ever eat a bag of potato chips and notice how greasy your fingers get? chip-oil my friend.

mml: I'd hate to even speculate. some things are best left unknown.

fhqwhgads: I'm going to assume that dental records are kept in a database much like finger-prints. either that, or there is a vast conspiracy by dentists world-wide to control all personal information. take your pick.

everquestjoe: then you'd get no answers.

Have you tried the pasta, no?

Where do we go now,Where do we go?

Maybe we should go over there?

iamtheone: there was pasta?!? damnit...

SixEdxMia: thataway

everquestjoe: where? there? or THERE?

Whats grosser than gross?

How does lemur skin reflect the sea?

Is this the stuff daydreams are made of?

Will you post your butt?

SixEdxMia: finding a string in your Bloody Mary

SixEdxMia: nothing interesting at all

monkeydriven: I didnt know that it did. Are you sure you're not thinking of a mirror?

SixEdxMia: no, this is the stuff daymares are made of.

SixEdxMia: trust me on this, no one wants to see my butt on the internet. least of all, me.

what's your fav character in a clockwork orange?

...and why?

Have you seen my butt?,and the butts of the fifty other tfp'ers who've posted?

Paper or plastic?

Moisty nap or moist towlette?