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WarWagon 05-31-2004 07:11 AM

With Pulp, Pulp Free, or Pulp Fiction?

Eugeni 05-31-2004 01:51 PM

What kind of things do you ask yourself?

SixEdxMia 05-31-2004 02:31 PM

I wanna know...Have you ever seen the rain?

iamtheone 05-31-2004 05:19 PM

What does the term "psychoholicslang" mean?

todd 05-31-2004 05:55 PM

What is [(4 plus 6 divided by 3 times 19) squared] plus [692 minus 1293 mulitplied by 33 minus 2 plus negative 34] times [the square root of 9] divded by [6 times 23 plus 934 minus 2] times pie?

Sion 05-31-2004 06:11 PM

War Wagon: Pulp Fiction, of course.

Eugeni: most recently, I asked myself: How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? I got no reply from myself.

SixEdxMia: yes, it was comin' down on a sunny day.

iamtheone: I'm guessing about the same as "psyco-babble"

everquestjoe: what kind of pie? apple, cherry, blackberry, chocolate, cocoanut cream, key lime, lemon meringue, or what?

or did you mean pi? in that case, the answer is: -17.675114, which may not be as accurate as you'd like, because my calculator does not have a key for pi, so I had to approximate it with 3.1417.

todd 05-31-2004 06:16 PM

I prefer cherry.

You're bolder than I...If it were me, the responce would have been " www.calculator.com "

Kostya 06-01-2004 05:30 AM

Why is it that that none of those things can be said to be the Tathaga after death?

Eugeni 06-01-2004 03:42 PM

Can someone be addicted to a thing like TFP?

SixEdxMia 06-01-2004 11:47 PM

What would be the way to handle that addiction if it is in fact real?

SixEdxMia 06-01-2004 11:48 PM

Can I see a picture of you?

SixEdxMia 06-01-2004 11:49 PM

Am I too fat to jog in public?

SixEdxMia 06-02-2004 02:50 AM

Why do I stay awake for days on end,I mean,Really How does it work...?

Sion 06-02-2004 08:57 AM

Kostya: hell if I know. I dont even know what yer talkin bout.

Eugeni: of course

SixEdxMia:

with antibiotics and methadone

sorry, I dont have any pics of me I can post (unless I crop my kid out of the pics), nor do I have any place to host them

what an absurd notion

I dunno. I do know, however, that the 24 hour work-play-sleep cycle is not hard-wired in the human brain. in the absence of external lighting cues (ie. daytime, nightime) people have been known to devolop much longer cycles, as much as 36 or more hours.

Kostya 06-02-2004 03:57 PM

Wohoo!

Finally an unanswered question.

Doesn't it feel liberating to acknowledge the infinite that exists/nonexists beyond our understanding?

todd 06-02-2004 05:54 PM

Whats going on?

Sion 06-02-2004 08:17 PM

Kostya: not really. Releasing a boner from a pair of tight jeans, now THAT is a liberating feeling.


everquestjoe: not much. 'sup wit' you?

SixEdxMia 06-02-2004 08:38 PM

Do I owe you anything for this?

and you could email me a pic of you & yours,I have my own... I'd like to see you. : )

Sion 06-03-2004 07:13 AM

SixEdxMia: only your eternal gratitude.

you minx, are you coming on to me?

WarWagon 06-03-2004 07:38 AM

If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

Sion 06-03-2004 09:17 AM

War Wagon: only if you are blonde, pretty, have big tits, a nice ass, and swallow like a porn queen. no wait, you dont have to be blonde, red is ok too. the rest, however, is non-negotiable.

Eugeni 06-03-2004 04:05 PM

Do we live in Matrix?

Kostya 06-03-2004 04:57 PM

Was the boner you refer to a direct result of SixEdxMia?

Sion 06-03-2004 07:55 PM

Eugeni: I dont know about you, but I know for a fact that I dont.

Kostya: a gentleman never tells.

SixEdxMia 06-03-2004 10:52 PM

What kind of girl do you think I am? 0-o

WarWagon 06-03-2004 11:12 PM

What kind of girl do you think she is?

SixEdxMia 06-03-2004 11:20 PM

If a mime screamed in the middle of the forest would we hear him,and if we did,would we care?

WarWagon 06-04-2004 12:00 AM

Do you think things would be better if the Earth spun in the opposite direction?

SixEdxMia 06-04-2004 12:43 AM

Why would I suspect warwagon of following me around?

WarWagon 06-04-2004 12:49 AM

Has SixEd ever heard of the find new posts button?

Sion 06-04-2004 08:34 AM

SixEdxMia: you mean besides cool, smart and sexy? still collating data, I'll get back to you on that one.

War Wagon: pssst. keep it to yourself, but I think SixEdxMia is hot.

SixEdxMia: true mimes have had their vocal cords removed, thus removing all temptation to speak during performances. in regards to your question, if we are talking true mimes, then no and no.

War Wagon: doubtful. the only real difference I think would be that the direction that water swirls down a drain would be reversed in each hemisphere. everything else would still be bass-ackwards.

SixEdxMia: coz he's an internet stalker? j/k (I hope).

War Wagon: dunno. why dont you ask her yourself.

Kostya 06-05-2004 05:13 PM

What's up with SixEdxMia's avatar?

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:37 AM

Hasn't kostya ever seen a girl cry before?
(It'll change soon)

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:43 AM

Will God ever be accessible through the use of technology?

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:51 AM

What's another word for synonym?

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:53 AM

What is your B.M.I?

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:55 AM

Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?

SixEdxMia 06-06-2004 12:56 AM

Why is lemon juice mostly artificialy flavored BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Sion 06-06-2004 03:50 AM

Kostya: she changed it. that's allowed, you know.

SixEdxMia:

1. I hope it wasnt something I said.

2. If there is a God (I have my doubts) then I'd say not likely.

3. What's another word for thesaurus?

4. My Bowel Movement Index? generally 1.0 per day.

5. Yes.

6. I think it's Dubya's fault.

Peetster 06-06-2004 04:19 AM

Do you know the way to San Jose?

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What's the best way to communicate to someone that their behavior is about to land them in a world of shit? Email or in person?


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