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Fly 08-16-2004 05:40 PM

i heard somewhere that a woman's pussy,.....has the same odour as her left armpit.

is this correct information that i'm getting?

08-16-2004 05:46 PM

hello sion,
whenever i drink capri sun my right shoulder starts to hurts. why is that?

08-16-2004 05:57 PM

o and where the hell are my eye glasses??

aus10tatious 08-18-2004 05:25 PM

is it particularly strange that I'm a feminist?
and just outta curiosity, what's your favorite movie? (assuming you pick favorites...)

unoaman 08-18-2004 06:03 PM

It's not particularly strange, it's just a little strange...particularly strange would be if you were a bull elephant, and still a feminist.

Hard to say whats my favorite movie, hating nearly all I have seen makes it difficult to pick out the one that I hate the least. Probably the "Wizard of Is", about a big girl from Oklahoma that was caught in a Kenmore dryer, and ended up in Pink Pantyland...
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Why are womens underwear called panties, but mens underwear not called panters?

Sion 08-21-2004 06:17 AM

flyman: that information is invalid

Xepidemic: Im guessing that its a psychosomatic ailment. you subconscious is trying to tell you to drink a grownup drink.

and your glasses are probably on top of your head.

aus10tatious: there is nothing strange about being a feminist, even if you happen to be male. its only strange if you take it to the point of wear feminist clothing.

and my favorite movie changes depending on my mood.

unoaman: good question for which I have no good answer. I will say, however, that if mens underwear WERE called panters, I wouldnt be wearing them. of course, I dont wear underwear anyway, so...

Eugeni 08-21-2004 11:56 AM

Are there any negative side-effects about wearing no underwear?

Sion 08-22-2004 08:48 PM

Eugeni: you mean besides Fromunda cheese? no.

Eugeni 08-27-2004 03:21 AM

Why is the many splendid thing so contradictory sometimes?

Sion 08-28-2004 08:35 AM

I dont know about the "many splendid thing" (what is that?) but love is considered the "many splendored" thing for many reasons, not the least of which is that it IS so contradictory.

aus10tatious 09-17-2004 05:06 AM

How come they don't make movies/tv shows/songs like they used to anymore? Though only alive for three years of the 80's, I definitely appreciated stuff from them more than anything nowadays. Sure, the graphics and stuff are better, but the feeling is gone from most of them. Any clue why? Is it just plain ol' commercialism?

aus10tatious 09-17-2004 05:10 AM

And I just thought of another question. Would you be at all offended if I started up a thread like this one? Because I've found that the more I read this one, the more I like it. And there've been plenty times when I wish I could answer somebody's question. But by no means will I if you don't want a copycat thread up.

Sion 09-17-2004 10:20 AM

second question first: by all means, have at it. this is the nonsense forum, after all, and there are lots of copycat threads.

first question: oh, I dont know about that. there are some quality television shows these days amid the dreck. you have to remember that in creative endeavors, 90% of everything thats produced is crap. always has been, always will be. its YOUR job to find the good stuff. oh, and as for commercialism, it isnt any worse now than it was then.

monkeydriven 09-17-2004 10:46 AM

Why are there so many carts in the city of Boston that boast, "The Falafel King"? How do I find out who the real 'king' is without trying them all?

Sion 09-17-2004 04:07 PM

The real king is he who can wield the tongs that were remade.

monkeydriven 10-12-2004 12:19 PM

Is Grimace gay?

Sion 10-12-2004 06:41 PM

No, but he's willing to learn.

No, he's just drawn that way.

No, he's bi.

Yes, he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

No, but The Hamburgler is.

Dunno, but I heard he has a thing for Mayor McCheese's special sauce.

Dammit! Purple is not a "gay" color. That's just a stereotype.

monkeydriven 10-20-2004 05:17 AM

Why do baseball players call "time out" in a sport that isn't dictated by a clock

Eugeni 10-20-2004 08:57 AM

How are you doing?

Sion 10-20-2004 04:40 PM

monkeydriven: coz ballplayers are, generally, pretty stupid

Eugeni: meh, I've been better

TexanAvenger 05-13-2005 01:17 PM

Why do you think this thread got buried, and are you going to hate me for digging it up?

Fly 05-13-2005 02:24 PM

yeah and.......did you like the Lynard Skynard song so much....*don't ask me no questions*....that you had to make a thread about it?

Sion 05-17-2005 02:36 PM

TA: because people stopped asking question. and no.

flyman: no. I like the song, but that aint why.


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