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ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
but, if you do ask, I'll tell the truth. or at least, the truth as I understand it.
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Are you wearing pants?
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What is the meaning of life?
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what is the meaning of pants?
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When will it become illegal for fat chicks to wear low cut anything?
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When will destrox learn to appreciate all titts and ass equally?
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um... when will it become illegal for fat chicks?
No no, kidding. What's up with Averett's avatar? |
What's up with PredeconInferno's avatar?
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why is it so hard to find a good plumber?
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When are you going to reveal your amazing treasure trove of knowledge?
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was this thread a big fat ruse?
are you off sitting back laughing your ass off at us asking questions? :( |
why don't you hang in nonsense as much as you used to?
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Who was the first person to ever eat a potato?
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Do you get upset when people pronounce your name wrong, shee-on?
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Is there really a god?
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sorry for the delay folks.
the answers in order: 1. yes, sweatpants 2. be nice to each other and try to have fun 3. pants were invented to cover the pasty white asses of European men. no one wants to look at that. never have, never will. 4. probably never, unfortunately. of course, the same thing could be said about fat guys in tank tops too. 5. all titts and ass are not created equal. sad but true. see answer #3. 6. I dont know, but its cool nonetheless. 7. Looks like a pretty girl who might possibly be engaged in some sort of sexual activity. I like it. 8. because plumbers have an innate tendency to hoard their knowledge. thus, apprentice plumbers have to learn by trial and error. so finding a good one is a lot like playing the lottery. 9. now 10. no 11. been busy with other things. for example, I recently doubled my collection of movies (bought a case of 180 dvd-rips on cd, $20, good deal) and have been trying to watch at least one or two a night. 12. I dont know, but it wouldnt surprise me if it was an Irish/Celtic person. 13. no, ignorance/stupidity doesnt upset me, but it does make me sad. 14. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 15. yes, but it will be a long, slow, painful process. you may resume interrogation |
Getting back to plumbers, what's the deal this "Plumber's Butt"? I've had three guys and one gal here at the house this week, and they all had it.
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why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
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will i ever make more than 2 posts a day?
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mml: you can NOT pass your apprenticeship and become a full-fledged journeyman plumber without having developed a serious "plumbers moon". Union rules.
bernadette: because, just like me, they long to be, close to you. duh! sadistikdreams: doubtful, but there is always hope. good luck. |
What is God's middle name?
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Who is my daddy?
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mml: God's middle name is Herb. What did you THINK the H stood for?
bparker805: I am, of course. |
why is it that some (and I stress SOME) men are idiots?
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more like When will others actually say what they feel, and not just lie? I know damn well I am one of many many many ppl who felt the way I first questioned except I actually said it.. boo hoo. Words shouldnt hurt people. |
Do I look fat in this?
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What's twelve by pies?
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Can you suggest a question to ask? :D
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cherriesue: in point of fact, most men, and women as well, are idiots. just a simple fact of life.
Destrox: people lie for a variety of reasons. but I think you are missing SixEdxMia's point. Astrocloud: no, I think you look great in a love cult. KWSN: flange Fremen: I could, but what would be the point. |
would you consider stepping up to the plate and wear pantyhose for us all?
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I got one. Why do supermodels marry butt-ugly rock stars?
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Can words hurt people if they are pointy words? Like Spork?
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Spooooooooooooooooooooork!!
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flyman: sure, I'll consider anything. as for actually doing it? sorry, but no fuckin way.
Fremen: it's either money or stupidity. take your pick Averett: spork isnt a particularly pointy word. titty, though, now thats a word with lots of points. however, I wouldnt mind getting poked in the eye with a titty. a spork, on the other hand... something tells me Fremen has had intimate relations with a spork. He seems WAY too excited by the word. |
What do hippos have that no other animal does?
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Why is orange?
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4?
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where did i go?
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Why did I stare so long at bundy's avatar??
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