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Sion 05-10-2004 08:06 AM

SixEdxMia: I've no idea. do tell.

mml: because clocks work.

KWSN: yes, 4.

bundy: down the hatch?

SixEdxMia: same reason I did.

KWSN 05-10-2004 01:32 PM

¿Tienes pantalones?

bundy 05-10-2004 01:55 PM

are you implying that i was romantically involved with Richard Hatch (that tosser from Survivor)?

TheClarkster 05-10-2004 02:00 PM

Should I go with a Colossus Blade or a Colossus Sword?

Eugeni 05-10-2004 02:16 PM

Could you please use the term 'fuck' in a sentence?

Sion 05-10-2004 08:29 PM

KWSN: I dont speak Spanish (?) but that looks like a question about pants. I do regularly, and currently am wearing pants. Does that answer your question?

bundy: I am implying nothing. I dont know where you went.

TheClarkster: neither. get a Colossus Dick.

Eugeni: I sure as fuck could.

mml 05-10-2004 11:10 PM

Why is it that water doesn't taste like beer?

Eugeni 05-11-2004 05:25 AM

Could you use fuck in another sentence, please?

Sion 05-11-2004 08:38 PM

mml: that is proof that there is no God.

Eugenie: I could, but that would be fornicating redundant.

Eugeni 05-12-2004 04:01 AM

Why do I like this thread?

Destrox 05-12-2004 05:54 AM

When will this "rap" & "pop" era of music go away!!!!!!

I was born into the heart of Rock 'n' Metal era and am very sad to see it publically leaving mainstream.

Rubyee 05-12-2004 07:43 AM

Will I ever find true love?

Sion 05-12-2004 08:47 PM

Eugeni: its all me baby.

Destrox: as soon as something new comes along. (id est: like how grunge replaced hair metal)

Rubyee: yes, I am sure of it.

Eugeni 05-13-2004 01:58 AM

What do you know about Catalonia?

Rubyee 05-13-2004 04:40 AM

Woohoo!

skier 05-13-2004 11:01 AM

Tell me the intimate details of your sex life. This is not a question.

bparker805 05-13-2004 11:07 AM

Why won't Jenny McCarthy return my phone calls?

mml 05-13-2004 01:08 PM

Why do dogs piss on firehydrants?

Redgirl 05-13-2004 01:57 PM

Why do I have to pee so frequently?

Sion 05-13-2004 08:30 PM

Eugeni: not a damned thing.

Rubyee: indeed.

skier: just like on Jeopardy, all responses must be in the form of a question. just which intimate details would you like?

bparker805: for the same reason that Hugh Grant won't.

mml: try it once and you'll find out.

Redgirl: I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the quantity of liquid you intake daily vs the size of your bladder. or, you could have incontinence problems, in which case, see a doctor.

bernadette 05-13-2004 08:50 PM

Sion, what's the color of hope?

Meridae'n 05-13-2004 09:00 PM

Who are these two chicks?


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Fremen 05-13-2004 11:04 PM

Which brand of hotdog do you prefer and how many in one setting?

Eugeni 05-14-2004 01:40 AM

Could you please tell me how to get there?

Sion 05-14-2004 07:06 AM

bernadette: almost the same shade as faith, just a bit lighter, but not nearly as bright as love.

Meridae'n: where'd you get that picture of my mom and sister?

Fremen: Ball park franks. one to a bun, please.

Eugeni: can't get there from here

Redgirl 05-14-2004 09:22 AM

Sion, how deep is your love? (The Bee-Gee's are asking this question right now, and I'd really like to have an answer for them.)
Thanks!

Fremen 05-14-2004 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redgirl
Sion, how deep is your love? (The Bee-Gee's are asking this question right now, and I'd really like to have an answer for them.)
Thanks!

To go along with that^^, what was the joke heard 'round the world? :D

Redgirl 05-14-2004 10:12 AM

Yes, yes, of course! It started the whole world laughing! For god's sake, man, WHAT WAS IT!?

Sion 05-14-2004 08:51 PM

Redgirl: deeper than the deepest mountain, higher than the highest ocean.

Fremen: I feel like I should know what the hell yer talkin' 'bout, but I don't. Please enlighten me.

bundy 05-14-2004 09:29 PM

Sion, its another Bee Gee's song.

Fremen 05-14-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Redgirl: deeper than the deepest mountain, higher than the highest ocean.

Fremen: I feel like I should know what the hell yer talkin' 'bout, but I don't. Please enlighten me.

Ha! Stumpy-stumper-roo! :D
Look it up, mon ami.
bundy gave you a clue. ;)

KWSN 05-15-2004 07:30 AM

Where is the?

Sion 05-15-2004 08:56 PM

KWSN: its in the.

Eugeni 05-17-2004 12:03 AM

How would you define him?

KWSN 05-17-2004 12:23 AM

So, how about those nipples?

Sion 05-17-2004 08:42 AM

Eugeni: with words.

KWSN: whose?

Peetster 05-17-2004 08:48 AM

When was the last time you did the nasty?

fhqwhgads 05-17-2004 08:51 AM

Is the rhythm really gonna get me?

Eugeni 05-17-2004 01:05 PM

Could you please define him avoiding the f word?

Kostya 05-17-2004 03:33 PM

Why is there a sequel to 'Dirty Dancing'?, have I done something to offend God/Gods?


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