How did you sleep last night?

Eugeni: I slept on my side (left) with one arm under the pillow and the other curled around the pillow. Oh, and I was naked.

Hey mom, where do babies come from?

What is the difference between 'tone' muscles and 'big' muscles

How can a man love one woman for a lifetime?

What is so 'fun' about funsize Snickers???

ibis (welcome to my thread): babies come from Da Woom. It's very hip these days.

coash (welcome also): toned muscles are those that are in good condition, though not necessarily particularly large. A really excellent example of a toned athlete would be a boxer in the low end of the weight classes (i.e. a flyweight, featherweight or lightweight).

Eugeni: How does a man not? Every woman I've ever loved (all 12 of them) I still love to some degree or another. Even the ones who tore my heart to shreds.

monkeydriven: think about orifices (or is it orifi?).

how can i prevent crotch rotch...........you know,....when you need to put baby powder under your ballsac?

flyman: there are these new-fangled contraptions called showers. check em out, they work wonders.

How should I answer or what should I do when Satan asks me to join his demonic army?

Polyphobic: Trust me on this one, you aren't nearly evil enough to join our, I mean his, army.

Is winME a virus that Microsoft found on some questionable website run on a Eastern Bloc country server and decide to distribute for profit, or did the (somewhat) trained half-blind caged wild African monkeys that type most of their source code just have a really bad week?

are nigerian 419 scammers the best scammers ever

they have to rank below Kennedy and company stealing the 1960 election no matter what criteria is used.

Speed_Gibson: yes

coash: no. the best scammers ever go completely un-named and un-noticed.

dont you mean Bush and co in 2000?

that could possibly apply but Kennedy and Johnson unquestionably stole the Office 40 years earlier with massive voter fraud in the major cities...anyways back to more of a nonsense theme rather than discussions about established historical facts......

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was tripping on acid, drunk, and being 'actively encouraged' with an electric cattle prod?

Speed_Gibson: woodchuck's on acid wont chuck wood. I know, I checked.

why can't i let go of my johnson?

flyman: coz yer a perverted little horndog?

no man............this johnson.

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weeeeeeeeeee.........

Why can't he?

Eugeni: could you?

Sion: No, I couldn't.

So, why couldn't we?

Eugeni: we could, but flyman might get mad at us.

Are you all right? Do you need anything?

I need a new job, a ton of money and a date with Nicole Kidman. But other than that, I'm fine, thanks for asking.

you really think i'd get mad at you if you couldn't leave my johnson alone?:D

the guitar, flyman, the guitar.

Can make up a dialogue where 'your head explode' is included to illustrate me in the use of it?

Eugeni: If you really knew what went on in my mind, it would make your head explode.

If my head hasn't exploded, I didn't know what went on in your mind, am I not right?

Eugeni: right, you are not right.

How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?

monkeydriven: one is usually enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

P.S. sorry if this question has already been asked.

if shit rolls down hill.


when you look up,....why is it all you see is assholes?

Dwayne: IF there is a God, then he/she/it made lava, which is molten rock (several thousand degrees) so I dont think he/she/it would have any trouble with a burrito, no matter how hot it is. In other words, no.

flyman: if I look up and see nothing but assholes, I get the hell off that escalator, pronto!

How do you know when you have reached happiness?

I can tell when I have reached happiness by the warm sweet smell of pussy in my nostrils. Your results may vary.