|
especially flyman, because
|
he enjoyed it
|
like the toker
|
at the mall
|
who tripped and
|
stubbed his toe.
|
Sometimes, Flyman rolls
|
around in flour
*you all thought it would be a jay didn't ya'?* |
because he loves
|
his wet spots
|
that he put
(awesome av splck!!) |
thirteen marbles,seven
|
red rubies, and
|
one large carrot.
|
Fuck me if
|
the tiny green
|
shorts are for
|
wearing to church,
|
I wanna wear
|
sequins, chaps and
|
stilettos that make
|
my ass look
|
used and abused...
|
like my ex-wife's
|
pug-nosed boxer.
(the dog...eh) |
A dog of
|
Satans crew was
|
thrown overboard with
|
several swahili rabbits
|
who swore revenge
|
on all the
|
motherfuckers that tossed
|
off to penthouse
|
bat in hand
|
, gum in mouth...
|
he was ready
|
for the worst.
|
It was a
|
dark and stormy
|
evening at splck's,
|
and paddyjoe was
|
feeling really horny,
|
he invited flyman
|
this just in ...
|
...Fremen hates moths...
|
film at eleven.
|
|
took turns screaming
|
at the moon
|
for three days
|
when, inexplicably, Mothra
|
picked Fremen up
|
off of Flyman
|
where I was
|
indulging in some
|
carnal pleasure with
|
several highly sedated
|
ex-mistresses of flymans'
|
high school boyfriend.
|
So those ex's
|
sought revenge for
|
bundy's dubious indescretions
|
involving several pink
|
flamingos and cheese.
|
Bundy grilled the
|
the hell out
|
of Flyman's left
|
nut when it
|
rested on splck's
*no....thank you Fremen* |
nice hot BBQ.
|
The lost moths
|
could not find
|
their way to
|
the big fat
|
bug-zapper in my
(you seen the movie "The Gate"? There's a scary moth scene involving a bug-zapper and a young Stephen Dorff. ;) ) |
Yellow spandex undies...
|
but the moths
|
were distracted by
|
Pyrate's enormous nose
|
with huge boogers
|
that looked like
|
cat poops in
|
a trian tunnel.
|
Splck then considered
|
running away with
|
the spoon, just
|
as the dildo
|
broke off inside
|
his giant,brown
|
shoe, he tripped
|
and fell into
|
a vast pool
|
of dirty,oozing
|
green vaginal secretions.
|
Barely containing his
|
excitment,he bagan
|
to masturbate furiously
|
while squeezing his
|
ass cheeks together
|
with furious excretement
|
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