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on a stick,
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but now everyone
|
wonders why Fremen
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chose to eat
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scraps left by
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bernadette's ex lover
|
. Fremans stomach was
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distended, full of
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little bits of
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PJ´s dead cat
|
and slightly rusty
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coated with a
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pepto bismol milkshake.
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"Mr. Muggles!!" screamed
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I can't find
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Jones. (strange name)
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But nobody heard
|
bundy tiptoe into
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flyman's kitchen pantry
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where he devoured
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every living creature
|
,cheerios,maple-syrup and
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the kitchen sink!
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After that, Paddyjoe
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had no use
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for the mother
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of several unpopular
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muppets. So he
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shot his load
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up her nose
|
until her eyes
|
popped out of
|
their sockets, into
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the soup bowl
|
that Flyman drank.
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of flymans pee
|
, which was rich
|
with sulfur and
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laced with brimstone
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not unlike Mom's
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cookies she made.
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Stroking vigorously, Fremen
|
clumsily dislodged a
|
large dollop of
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k-y jelly onto
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the calloused part
|
of Nicole Kidmans
|
backside.She screamed
|
not so hard
|
but felt like
|
taking extra special
|
peanuts out of
|
paddyjoe's front left
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colostomy bag that
|
were clogging up
|
hard to reach
|
executive member areas!
|
Suddenly, that bitch
|
stuck a needle
|
into Flymans rump
|
roast like belly
|
flopping pigs who
|
sit in Congress
|
attaching riders to
|
bongs in trunks
|
of '56 chevy's
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driven by Flyman
|
Modern Love Cliche
|
(whatever that means) . . .
|
to do the
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funky chicken with
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a side of
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big greasy beef
|
fat that had
|
putrified in the
|
dysfunctional green bathtub
|
which hasn't been
|
used in millions
|
of rum runs.
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This is strange
|
because bundys' dog
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drinks rum and
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coke then pukes
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in flyman's shoe
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which were new
|
but still smelly
|
since my dog
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recently defiled them
|
in an act...
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so diabolical that,
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even j.lo would
|
run away from
|
it shouting, "Holy
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great
balls of |
greasy chicken chunks!!!!"
|
then Ben would
|
strap a dildo
|
to each finger
|
and jackhammer into
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bundy,paddyjoe and
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