|
were sitting on
|
pair of oranges
|
stuck to his
|
fruit magnet. God
|
blessed me with
|
grapefruit sized testicles
|
that swell if
|
fellows like flyman
|
ever get ahold
|
the werid pink
|
("of" needed there)
then he would |
squeeze without mercy
|
and bite them.
|
Meanwhile, Astrocloud's large
|
inflamed,grotesque,red
|
elbow throbbed and
|
eventually started speaking
|
It said "Marbles,
|
are to be
|
shot out one's
|
nasal passage,while
|
aiming for the
|
sky", so I
|
tucked and rolled
|
six joints with
|
flyman's super secret
|
rolling paper technique
|
that he learned
|
while wating for
|
the Wizard of
|
Oz and clicking
|
a ballpoint pen
|
like there was
|
actually something to
|
to be taught
|
when rolling joints.
|
"My butt hurts
|
flyman screamed out,
|
why does paddyjoe....
|
always poke too
|
hard with his
|
wee willy winky
|
when I say
|
yippee ki ay
|
you mother fucker.
|
" Lesbians demand more
|
of paddyjoe if
|
his wee willy
|
is in use
|
(bastards):lol:
for them all |
to laugh at.
|
Snookers the cat
|
licked paddyjoe's testicles
|
and bit off
|
a large chunk
|
of flesh between
|
(you guys are killing me)
each LARGE, THROBBING |
kneecap.The pain
|
was strangely... arousing
|
memories of his
|
run in with
|
thoughts of perversion
|
while herding sheep...
|
gave him an
|
erect little friend.
|
Then he started
|
to baaaaaaa uncontrollably,
|
then he bleated
|
"I'M HUNGRY FOR
|
A KILTED MANSTUD."
|
Flyman then streaked
|
through the main
|
field of sheep
|
who were busy
|
combing themselves when
|
all of a
|
sudden, Munky turned
|
,dropped his drawers,
|
and mounted flyman.
|
Flyman quivered with
|
delight as bundy
|
passed the bong
|
first to paddyjoe,
|
then to Astroglider
|
who drank the
|
water from it
|
and swallowed. He
|
usually swallows everything
|
he can get
|
from hot women.
|
Astro's hot women
|
are few but
|
feisty. Regular cat-fights
|
occur in his
|
bedroom once every
|
sixteen years, but
|
never left the
|
clawed furniture by
|
Feel the love.
|
Whatever that means.
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