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Midlandmadman 10-13-2003 11:17 AM

but that didn't

paddyjoe 10-13-2003 12:54 PM

taste as good

torgone 10-13-2003 01:57 PM

as high octane

Fly 10-13-2003 06:57 PM

,so.....back to

splck 10-13-2003 07:10 PM

good old alcohol

Fly 10-13-2003 07:14 PM

,isopropanol in fact,

paddyjoe 10-14-2003 03:45 AM

when poured on

bundy 10-14-2003 04:32 AM

toast, it tastes

torgone 10-14-2003 11:10 AM

like feet and

splck 10-14-2003 05:03 PM

sweet BC bud

bundy 10-14-2003 05:38 PM

that was flat

Fremen 10-14-2003 06:52 PM

but sweet as

Fly 10-14-2003 06:57 PM

mother nature meant

Fremen 10-14-2003 07:16 PM

lifes' sustenance to

paddyjoe 10-15-2003 03:48 AM

be. (now that was one weird-ass sentence) Meanwhile, back

Fly 10-15-2003 04:11 AM

at paddyjoe's joint...(home, not doobie)

splck 10-15-2003 05:01 AM

several cracks appeared

jimk 10-15-2003 05:02 AM

in the linoleum

Midlandmadman 10-15-2003 05:33 AM

. "cracks....", paddyjoe muttered.....

torgone 10-15-2003 10:02 AM

scratching his head,

Midnight_Son 10-15-2003 11:07 AM

what the fuck....

Astrocloud 10-15-2003 11:30 AM

am I to

torgone 10-15-2003 11:50 AM

do with these

paddyjoe 10-15-2003 11:57 AM

six french ballerinas?

Astrocloud 10-15-2003 11:58 AM

"What a conundrum."

jimk 10-15-2003 01:15 PM

"Six condoms, anyone?"

Fly 10-15-2003 05:34 PM

One for each

bundy 10-15-2003 05:42 PM

of my toes,

Astrocloud 10-15-2003 06:16 PM

Ballet was not

splck 10-15-2003 06:29 PM

and one for

Fremen 10-15-2003 10:31 PM

the pretentious elite

paddyjoe 10-16-2003 04:21 AM

bundy, who coincidentally,

blindawg 10-16-2003 05:10 AM

had a fetish

splck 10-16-2003 05:26 AM

raw chicken livers

torgone 10-16-2003 02:38 PM

marinated and stuffed

Fremen 10-16-2003 03:18 PM

with flymans' engorged

Fly 10-16-2003 08:29 PM

penis.I love

splck 10-16-2003 09:22 PM

sparking up a

vermin 10-16-2003 09:41 PM

bomber and listening

bundy 10-17-2003 12:30 AM

to that special

paddyjoe 10-17-2003 04:06 AM

somebody burp in

Fly 10-17-2003 04:41 AM

my left ear.

splck 10-17-2003 05:12 AM

Paddyjoe just won

vermin 10-17-2003 06:18 AM

a pissing contest

monkeydriven 10-17-2003 06:47 AM

and now will

torgone 10-17-2003 07:51 AM

bask in the

paddyjoe 10-17-2003 08:46 AM

growing wet spot

Midlandmadman 10-17-2003 10:09 AM

he made. The

Astrocloud 10-17-2003 10:40 AM

anally induced orgasm

GSRIDER 10-17-2003 10:43 AM

seem like a

Astrocloud 10-17-2003 11:24 AM

very messy way

water_boy1999 10-17-2003 12:15 PM

to enjoy oneself

Fly 10-17-2003 06:43 PM

after a pissing

bundy 10-17-2003 06:54 PM

competition in the

Fremen 10-17-2003 08:58 PM

exact spot Midlandmadman

Astrocloud 10-17-2003 10:38 PM

marked his territory.

omega2K4 10-18-2003 08:44 PM

A rounded melon

Fly 10-18-2003 09:29 PM

was tossed into

Astrocloud 10-18-2003 09:30 PM

the prison hippo's

Fremen 10-19-2003 12:10 AM

hungry oval mouth

vermin 10-19-2003 12:20 AM

which caused choking

bundy 10-19-2003 03:18 AM

and general discomfort

Fly 10-19-2003 07:03 AM

in the throat

bundy 10-19-2003 07:34 AM

of the Hippo.

paddyjoe 10-19-2003 07:36 AM

"OH MY GOD",

Astrocloud 10-19-2003 09:49 AM

-"YES, MY CHILD"

bundy 10-19-2003 06:47 PM

¨GOD, I´VE GOT

Astrocloud 10-19-2003 07:22 PM

A VERY SMALL

Fremen 10-20-2003 02:18 AM

dingo on my

Miranda 10-20-2003 02:46 AM

tail!" God replied;

paddyjoe 10-20-2003 03:28 AM

"get the ketchup"

Fly 10-20-2003 04:32 AM

and we'll make

bundy 10-20-2003 06:35 AM

dingo´s donger stew

torgone 10-20-2003 02:33 PM

and bake some

Tiger69z 10-20-2003 03:03 PM

Super Creamy Fudge

bundy 10-20-2003 04:22 PM

using the excess

teph 10-20-2003 08:01 PM

drippings from the

Astrocloud 10-20-2003 08:13 PM

Dingo's anal crevices

Fremen 10-20-2003 11:01 PM

, which we'll use

kycivicboy 10-21-2003 12:54 AM

to lick our

splck 10-21-2003 02:23 AM

collective lips. Stop!

paddyjoe 10-21-2003 03:34 AM

Think of the

Fly 10-21-2003 05:29 AM

hungry kids in

splck 10-21-2003 05:33 AM

Bundy's locked closet

Astrocloud 10-21-2003 07:58 AM

who are also

omega2K4 10-21-2003 08:56 AM

angry midget mimes.

paddyjoe 10-21-2003 09:04 AM

"HEEL", bundy said

Astrocloud 10-21-2003 12:21 PM

The midgets stopped

torgone 10-21-2003 02:40 PM

masturbating long enough

Fremen 10-21-2003 06:08 PM

to file a

Astrocloud 10-21-2003 08:39 PM

Lawsuit against the

Tiger69z 10-21-2003 08:46 PM

Angry Tall nuns

skaterpunk 10-21-2003 09:10 PM

who ate lots

Astrocloud 10-21-2003 10:17 PM

of hallucinogenic fishnets

paddyjoe 10-22-2003 03:48 AM

purchased from Fremen

splck 10-22-2003 05:33 AM

via Paddyjoe's lab

Midlandmadman 10-22-2003 10:11 AM

. The lawsuit claimed........

Fremen 10-22-2003 05:52 PM

that the nuns

omega2K4 10-22-2003 07:18 PM

were dirty whores.

ghezzo 10-22-2003 08:29 PM

It also claimed


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