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but that didn't
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taste as good
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as high octane
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,so.....back to
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good old alcohol
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,isopropanol in fact,
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when poured on
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toast, it tastes
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like feet and
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sweet BC bud
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that was flat
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but sweet as
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mother nature meant
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lifes' sustenance to
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be. (now that was one weird-ass sentence) Meanwhile, back
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at paddyjoe's joint...(home, not doobie)
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several cracks appeared
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in the linoleum
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. "cracks....", paddyjoe muttered.....
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scratching his head,
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what the fuck....
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am I to
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do with these
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six french ballerinas?
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"What a conundrum."
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"Six condoms, anyone?"
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One for each
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of my toes,
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Ballet was not
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and one for
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the pretentious elite
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bundy, who coincidentally,
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had a fetish
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raw chicken livers
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marinated and stuffed
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with flymans' engorged
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penis.I love
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sparking up a
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bomber and listening
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to that special
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somebody burp in
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my left ear.
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Paddyjoe just won
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a pissing contest
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and now will
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bask in the
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growing wet spot
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he made. The
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anally induced orgasm
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seem like a
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very messy way
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to enjoy oneself
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after a pissing
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competition in the
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exact spot Midlandmadman
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marked his territory.
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A rounded melon
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was tossed into
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the prison hippo's
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hungry oval mouth
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which caused choking
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and general discomfort
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in the throat
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of the Hippo.
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"OH MY GOD",
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-"YES, MY CHILD"
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¨GOD, I´VE GOT
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A VERY SMALL
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dingo on my
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tail!" God replied;
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"get the ketchup"
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and we'll make
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dingo´s donger stew
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and bake some
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Super Creamy Fudge
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using the excess
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drippings from the
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Dingo's anal crevices
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, which we'll use
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to lick our
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collective lips. Stop!
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Think of the
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hungry kids in
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Bundy's locked closet
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who are also
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angry midget mimes.
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"HEEL", bundy said
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The midgets stopped
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masturbating long enough
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to file a
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Lawsuit against the
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Angry Tall nuns
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who ate lots
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of hallucinogenic fishnets
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purchased from Fremen
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via Paddyjoe's lab
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. The lawsuit claimed........
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that the nuns
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were dirty whores.
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It also claimed
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